I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

Morbs! Where'd you meet?

on the corner

Jesus, the ass on this guy

sharing: http://www.tcj.com/what-was-so-queer-about-comics-in-2014/

<3 Elisha Lim

i just saw that and i want everything on it

The Young Infidel came over for another afternoon romp. I had to slap him just a little.

a discreet circling of wagons!

he did not like the first 20 mins of Duck Soup, so i am still available for wedlock.

Suddenly, so am I!

what, you were on for a Boston marriage?

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is there slang for when theres a mass simultaneous O in group sex? If not can we call it a balaggio?

omfg

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as a st8 I have no place saying this but fgti you should get a grant for coining sex slang imo

cosign

str8080

u guys I had quiiiite an encounter w a v strapping Cuban this weekend

shhhh Stevie don't tell

strapping, not stripping

idk I am being kind of cagey about this I guess but I have several visible bruises and some ripped clothes and etc.

you should be caged instead of cagey, bad boy!

My taste for bruises and bruising disappeared the day after the Ghomeshi affair broke, the next time I had hands around my throat I got "Planet Telex" in my head and lost a boner

At all waking hours I'm devoting 10% of my brain to disseminating my private lexicon, i.e. fucka twigs, bluetoothing, slimes / sliming (slang for cute men / hanging out with cute men)

you just changed the way I'll listen to young forever

I totally need to withdraw from sliming.

young *thug*

gr8080, you've found your internet home.

Ok, "bluetoothing" I remember, but "fucka twigs?" Also, why "slime?"

fka twigs

fucka twink

it's when u top a dude who has a v slender penis

can y'all remind me what bluetoothing is?

it's when u blow a dude from the Blue Man Group

My taste for bruises and bruising disappeared the day after the Ghomeshi affair broke, the next time I had hands around my throat I got "Planet Telex" in my head and lost a boner

I can't figure out why this song came to you.

Bluetoothing = hands-free orgasm

It was the theme song to his show

I like "weeding the garden" as slang for cleaning up the butt before action but haven't had a lot of opportunity to put that one to use

i've never done coke off the groin, but i'd like to call it "sugarbush"

also i need one for getting hit in the eye with spooj... ssomeone else's. you can add one for your solo spooj if need be.

well i killed this one eh

If I couldn't boner kill this thread, no one can.

well my med student (aka The Bad Muslim) broke up w/ that guy he was seeing, so he just was here for some sportfucking.

TLI imo

well it was our third go at it and we both know what we like. it's working.

Tonight I was introduced firsthand to the concept of "switching" in which you and your partner take turns being very aggressive and no-nonsense and all Sir/boy what with spitting and slapping and fucking and asking permission and it was just a really great time. His armpits smelled like heaven.

Kinda surprised neighbors did not call cops tbh

lol I'm such a switch :D

I have always been vers but haven't really explored the more performative extensions of that so much, like not only taking turns being in control physically but also verbally. V exhilarating! I've talked to a lot of ppl who have told me their exp with this and they're like "no I can ONLY do one OR the other or if I switch it has to be one role for a whole session" so I guess it's p cool I can just turn it off and on in the moment and it still feels totally authentic.

I'm a btm like 99% of the time, but my guy's been talking about versing up the relationship lately. I feel like when/if this happens, these "performative extensions" will be helpful. Excited now!

sex is fun you guys