Had a pretty awesome afternoon hookup with a whipsmart younger man. Afterward when we did a couple shots of Jack he said to me:
"You drink like a pussy"
"You are so gay"
Hoping for fuckbuddy status.
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 January 2015 22:55 (nine years ago) link
also, I gave him a hickey, and i think he broke my shower nozzle
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 January 2015 22:56 (nine years ago) link
:-)
― MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Saturday, 10 January 2015 22:57 (nine years ago) link
Long story about my crazy last couple of days that, I suppose, contains a minority TMI detail: I wound up in the hospital Thursday night with appendicitis, requiring immediate surgery (thankfully, it hadn't yet ruptured, so it was simply a matter of removing it). Earlier in the day, well before I had any clue that any of this was about to go down, my bf had talked me into wearing a yellow jock strap (this one, if the visual helps make the story funnier/more embarrassing) for, um, later. Once I knew that I was going to be having surgery, and hearing that he and my mom were both on their way to the hospital, I texted him with a list of things I wanted him to bring me from home, including some more conservative underwear, given what I knew about the revealing nature of hospital gowns. Unfortunately, the nurse had me change into the gown before the two of them arrived, so i thought the hell with it and shoved the jock in among my jacket and other clothing that they had given me to store my belongings. They finally show up just as I'm about to be wheeled into the OR, and I go in for surgery. The next day, after he picks me up from the hospital, he tells me that the nurse had handed my mom the bag with my belongings in it, and that there was a moment where, looking in the bag, my mom spotted the jock, and laughed. More an instance of TMI for my mom to receive, I suppose, but mildly mortifying for me nonetheless.
― MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Sunday, 11 January 2015 00:59 (nine years ago) link
She probably thought "YESSSSSS"
― fgti, Sunday, 11 January 2015 01:22 (nine years ago) link
Eat it!
― Eric H., Sunday, 11 January 2015 04:38 (nine years ago) link
In the right way, I mean.
― Eric H., Sunday, 11 January 2015 04:39 (nine years ago) link
God bless you and yr jockstrap
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link
Morbs! Where'd you meet?
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 04:02 (nine years ago) link
on the corner
Jesus, the ass on this guy
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 04:04 (nine years ago) link
sharing: http://www.tcj.com/what-was-so-queer-about-comics-in-2014/
― shmup....smug....shmub....shmug.... (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 January 2015 18:54 (nine years ago) link
<3 Elisha Lim
― my booty it clean (fgti), Thursday, 15 January 2015 19:20 (nine years ago) link
i just saw that and i want everything on it
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 15 January 2015 19:20 (nine years ago) link
The Young Infidel came over for another afternoon romp. I had to slap him just a little.
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 January 2015 14:55 (nine years ago) link
a discreet circling of wagons!
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 January 2015 15:00 (nine years ago) link
he did not like the first 20 mins of Duck Soup, so i am still available for wedlock.
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 January 2015 19:48 (nine years ago) link
Suddenly, so am I!
― Vulvacura (Eric H.), Monday, 19 January 2015 20:25 (nine years ago) link
what, you were on for a Boston marriage?
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 18:13 (nine years ago) link
http://www.thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/11/boston-main.jpg
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 18:14 (nine years ago) link
is there slang for when theres a mass simultaneous O in group sex? If not can we call it a balaggio?
― turn dog for up (fgti), Saturday, 31 January 2015 15:20 (nine years ago) link
omfg
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 31 January 2015 23:33 (nine years ago) link
http://www.vegasvetsaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/bellagio-las-vegas-military-discount-info.jpg
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 31 January 2015 23:35 (nine years ago) link
as a st8 I have no place saying this but fgti you should get a grant for coining sex slang imo
― gr8080, Saturday, 31 January 2015 23:36 (nine years ago) link
cosign
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 31 January 2015 23:51 (nine years ago) link
str8080
― how's life, Sunday, 1 February 2015 01:18 (nine years ago) link
u guys I had quiiiite an encounter w a v strapping Cuban this weekend
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 1 February 2015 03:17 (nine years ago) link
shhhh Stevie don't tell
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 February 2015 03:19 (nine years ago) link
strapping, not stripping
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 1 February 2015 05:56 (nine years ago) link
idk I am being kind of cagey about this I guess but I have several visible bruises and some ripped clothes and etc.
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 1 February 2015 13:40 (nine years ago) link
you should be caged instead of cagey, bad boy!
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 1 February 2015 15:51 (nine years ago) link
My taste for bruises and bruising disappeared the day after the Ghomeshi affair broke, the next time I had hands around my throat I got "Planet Telex" in my head and lost a boner
― turn dog for up (fgti), Sunday, 1 February 2015 16:24 (nine years ago) link
At all waking hours I'm devoting 10% of my brain to disseminating my private lexicon, i.e. fucka twigs, bluetoothing, slimes / sliming (slang for cute men / hanging out with cute men)
― turn dog for up (fgti), Sunday, 1 February 2015 16:26 (nine years ago) link
you just changed the way I'll listen to young forever
― gr8080, Sunday, 1 February 2015 16:29 (nine years ago) link
I totally need to withdraw from sliming.
― Eric H., Sunday, 1 February 2015 17:35 (nine years ago) link
young *thug*
― gr8080, Sunday, 1 February 2015 18:04 (nine years ago) link
gr8080, you've found your internet home.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 February 2015 18:10 (nine years ago) link
Ok, "bluetoothing" I remember, but "fucka twigs?" Also, why "slime?"
― That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Sunday, 1 February 2015 19:18 (nine years ago) link
fka twigs
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 February 2015 19:31 (nine years ago) link
fucka twink
― flopson, Sunday, 1 February 2015 19:34 (nine years ago) link
it's when u top a dude who has a v slender penis
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 1 February 2015 21:03 (nine years ago) link
can y'all remind me what bluetoothing is?
― marcos, Monday, 2 February 2015 17:10 (nine years ago) link
it's when u blow a dude from the Blue Man Group
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 2 February 2015 17:58 (nine years ago) link
I can't figure out why this song came to you.
― Je55e, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:07 (nine years ago) link
Bluetoothing = hands-free orgasm
― Je55e, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:08 (nine years ago) link
It was the theme song to his show
I like "weeding the garden" as slang for cleaning up the butt before action but haven't had a lot of opportunity to put that one to use
― turn dog for up (fgti), Monday, 2 February 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link
i've never done coke off the groin, but i'd like to call it "sugarbush"
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 February 2015 04:09 (nine years ago) link
also i need one for getting hit in the eye with spooj... ssomeone else's. you can add one for your solo spooj if need be.
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 February 2015 13:21 (nine years ago) link
well i killed this one eh
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 February 2015 01:57 (nine years ago) link
If I couldn't boner kill this thread, no one can.
― Eric H., Thursday, 12 February 2015 04:19 (nine years ago) link
well my med student (aka The Bad Muslim) broke up w/ that guy he was seeing, so he just was here for some sportfucking.
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 March 2015 02:38 (nine years ago) link