rap music's memorable banalities

dro's got a lotta these

ridin down simpson me and t.i. watchin "lean on me"

basically an young dro rap about eating shark or tilapia is a memorable banality

I'm not sure how banal some of these are - I mean, Biggie saying he's got his condo and car paid for is more of a specific statement about wealth and success, right? It may not be all that thrilling but it's not exactly filling time with chatter that would be true of anybody...

Yeah, and the reason that Rakim talks about fish, is because in the song he's broke and fish is a luxury. I picture ilxors sitting around eating giant salmon steaks being all "ho hum this is so BORING."

ya without the "without money it's still a wish" of course it's gonna seem banal

quoting it alone is kinda unfair.

I AGREE GUYS.

Cigarette burns in my plush
Empty beer bottles in the brush
And my bitch actin' like a lush

<3 dj quik

those arent banal tho -- or not in the spirit of the thread -- those are just easy to identify with (parties over, dudes have trashed the place & my girl is drunk)

Yeah, there's gotta be some finer point of distinction that separates memorable banalities from rapping in a memorable way about banal subjects. They're all good lines though.

Everybody rappin like it's a commercial
Acting like life is a big commercial

In a test of three outta five
Whup anybody's ass at NBA Live

dude if you wnna get rappers started on video games

i mean asher roth has a whole song on the radio right now about how he's good at mario kart

tho in that dept., you can't get anymore banal than mr. lif

Thanks for checkin me, sit on the couch
Pick up a controller and lets play Tekken 3
Whoop that ass four times now you wanna switch
You can use Eddie now I'm Dr. Boskonovitch

on 285 i keep ridin in a circle
inside of my ride smellin like a pound of purple

Man I bring some prime Com and Whiney has to get on some Asher bullshit.

on 285 i keep ridin in a circle
inside of my ride smellin like a pound of purple

This is another one that I think counts as a legitimate lyric, I have had lots of friends who have relished the joys of getting high and driving around the loop (whether 285 or insert-your-town's-perimeter-highway) with your buddies.

YKK on your zipper

Julio Iglesias...We gettin cream like that nigga

More WTF than banal really

It's like this and like that and like this and uh

Man I bring some prime Com and Whiney has to get on some Asher bullshit.

― Styles Davis (The Reverend), Wednesday, May 6, 2009 4:00 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Don't shoot the messenger. We could have a thread of 1000000 rappers talking about playing video games.

YKK on your zipper

― DJ Mr. Face Stabba, M.D. (Whitey on the Moon), Wednesday, May 6, 2009 1:52 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

This is the only actual good one since los blue jeans's Big Mac post like 50 posts up.

I never had any idea what that line meant until like 5 years later when I was taking a shit and started examining my zipper in detail for some reason.

Huge chunks of "Rapper's Delight" really do fit wonderfully under this umbrella. The whole discussion of eating bad food at a friend's house is instantly memorable and totally banal...but then there's also stuff like:

I got a color TV
So I can see
the Knicks play basketball

It's like this and like that and like this and uh

― Pete Scholtes, Wednesday, May 6, 2009 11:43 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark

best rap lyric ever hands down

who ate all the pies

I'm puttin' on my shades
to cover up my eyes

I get the cream, cops see me flick my beams
I'm allergic to doc-prescribed antihistamines

And everybody knew the pattern of Pac-Man
Rams was 15, and that then was happenin'

I go by the name of the King, Ad-Rock
I don't wear a cup, nor a jock

next day's luncheon
high class function
food is served
and you're stone cold munchin'

i'm infallible
not into failure

"buckets of ice keep the champagne cool" - juelz santana

i went to the gate to ask where was her dorm
this guy made me fill out a visitor's form

"buckets of ice keep the champagne cool" - juelz santana

― teflon dawn (uptown churl), Saturday, April 30, 2011 1:48 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

this one is great

condo in miami, that's my favorite pad
watching rondo vs miami, he just made a pass

- jim jones

lol

Shouts out to jet jaguar and James brown, so glad I took the time to write their names down, just to big them up.

Doom on Rhymes Like Dimes

I sang on 'Doowhutchyalike,' and if you missed it
I'm the one who said, ''Just grab 'em in the biscuits.''
Also told you that I like to bite...
well, yeah, I guess it's obvious I also like to write.

The clock tick-tocks as I lay in my bed
It's visions of you, circlin' through my head
I sip lemon ice tea, read a magazine
Wish we were involved, in a sneaky love scene

aw

I'm the type of guy that says, "The pudding is delicious."

4 15's didn't see no wire's, and then I heard boom from the amplifiers

-Big Tymers

and my mom is nice and my dad is dead

Ali said 'pay for lunch,' so I did it.

We shared chicken sandwiches. They was a dollar fifty.

hahahaha

four fifteen inch speakers aren't very banal, that's a lot of bass

You don’t cook, you don’t clean or press my jeans / you don’t scrub or wash clothes or buy food / or make any cream in this bitch, you don’t read to the seeds. All you do is watch TV and smoke weed / get your nails done and feet scrubbed and hair weaved / sleep all day, eat, gain weight, can’t breathe.

yes my name is roman, last name is zolanski, but no relation to roman polanski