Awesome! My first word was "kit-cat" and my daughter's first word was our cat's name.
― how's life, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 10:10 (nine years ago) link
'round and round the garden, like a teddy bear, one step, two steps, tickly underwear!' From Molly, 3.
― vickyp, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 12:35 (nine years ago) link
Haha!
― Madchen, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 13:29 (nine years ago) link
Cute!
― how's life, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 13:34 (nine years ago) link
CAT!!!
I am so freaking proud!
😺 😸 😻
― bob seger's silver bullet gland (sic), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 14:07 (nine years ago) link
the "cartilage in the zoo" monologue from last spring is killing me
― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Thursday, 8 January 2015 17:49 (nine years ago) link
my man's been singing a version of the dreidel song lately:
I had a little dreidelI made it out of snowI put it in the ovenWhere did my dreidel go?
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 8 January 2015 17:53 (nine years ago) link
:D
― carl agatha, Thursday, 8 January 2015 18:10 (nine years ago) link
also when a friend of mine asked him what he should name his new cat, he paused and thought about it and then said "Binky Balls!"
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 8 January 2015 18:12 (nine years ago) link
Better than that pizza joke, I'll give your boy that, Omar.
― pplains, Thursday, 8 January 2015 19:17 (nine years ago) link
K (3) held up her hello kitty night light to her ear like a phone and said "Hello? Kitty?"
― man alive, Thursday, 8 January 2015 20:53 (nine years ago) link
lol
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 January 2015 21:00 (nine years ago) link
hahaha
― carl agatha, Thursday, 8 January 2015 21:11 (nine years ago) link
It's raining, it's boring....
― pplains, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link
Ben: "Quinoa is like yucky couscous."
― schwantz, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link
Lol. Kind of otm. Feel even more that way since quinoa was the "last in, first out" when I had norovirus recently.
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:35 (nine years ago) link
dancing to michael jackson
"is michael jackson dead?"
"yeah"
"when am i going to die?"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 15:19 (nine years ago) link
oh no!
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 15:48 (nine years ago) link
3 y.o.
:/
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 17:27 (nine years ago) link
not for a very very long time little bud
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 17:33 (nine years ago) link
;_;
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 January 2015 00:12 (nine years ago) link
After having taken a picture of him, our 6 year old son:
"Don't put that on facebook!"
After asking him what facebook was:
"It's where everybody sees what you're doing"
― silverfish, Monday, 19 January 2015 16:08 (nine years ago) link
Aw. We have a little private "K channel" for friends and family only to avoid putting lots of photos of K in public FB feeds. I always wonder at what point it's going to annoy her that we do it.
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Monday, 19 January 2015 16:09 (nine years ago) link
"Who invented shoes?"
― Οὖτις, Monday, 19 January 2015 20:12 (nine years ago) link
I did not have an answer
― Οὖτις, Monday, 19 January 2015 21:02 (nine years ago) link
kid in my class today as she left:
"this is the last time i saw you"
― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 January 2015 19:27 (nine years ago) link
(4 y/o)
whoa
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Thursday, 22 January 2015 19:36 (nine years ago) link
creepy as fuck
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 22 January 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link
idgi did she mean time is repeating itself or that she won't be back tomorrow
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link
In a few days someone will ask you when was the last time you saw her
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link
well that's a creepy thing to say too :|
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:17 (nine years ago) link
sry :(
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link
LIL BRO: "I remember it happened back when I was eight."BIG SIS: "YOU WERE NEVER EIGHT."
― pplains, Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:50 (nine years ago) link
(Ages 5 & 7, btw.)
― pplains, Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:51 (nine years ago) link
Ella usually calls me Daddy, but somehow has decided that when I'm not doing what she wants, she should call me by my first name. "Pick me up, Daddy!" "Hang on, just let me put this fire out...""Pick me UP, JAMES!"
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Thursday, 22 January 2015 23:29 (nine years ago) link
K just looked at me from her bed and whispered "I will be born."
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Friday, 23 January 2015 01:51 (nine years ago) link
One time when our oldest was like 4 or 5, he was explaining something to me. I don't remember what he was talking about, something simple, concrete, real. But at the end he qualifies it with "...it this world." Like as if to distinguish it from the other realms of time and space of which we're both perfectly aware.
― how's life, Friday, 23 January 2015 01:58 (nine years ago) link
Kids say the eeriest things.
― carl agatha, Friday, 23 January 2015 02:00 (nine years ago) link
Before she could actually talk, Ella would look up from her cot, stare at us and clearly say "Death!"
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Friday, 23 January 2015 03:44 (nine years ago) link
um you guys are freaking me out now
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 23 January 2015 12:59 (nine years ago) link
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/the-creepiest-things-a-child-has-ever-said-to-a-parent#.ef0qxjVWO
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 23 January 2015 13:01 (nine years ago) link
Some of the comments to that article have funnier stories than even the article
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Friday, 23 January 2015 14:58 (nine years ago) link
I take Kto a Jewish preschool.
This morning in the hallway she pointed to my bag and said "That's daddy's lunch" and I said, "that's right." And she yells, "It's pork! It's pork!"
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Friday, 23 January 2015 15:06 (nine years ago) link
irl lol
So busted.
― carl agatha, Friday, 23 January 2015 15:09 (nine years ago) link
Yeah it was really uncomfortable for me in context too, because we've realized the place is too religious for us but we want to keep our daughter there until kindergarten because it's by far the best preschool we've found.
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Friday, 23 January 2015 15:33 (nine years ago) link
the kid who said "this is the last time i saw you" isnt here today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Friday, 23 January 2015 16:18 (nine years ago) link
!
― example (crüt), Friday, 23 January 2015 16:19 (nine years ago) link
kid otm
my favorite
My 7 year old son out of the blue asked me one day" Dad do we have any midgets in the family"? I responded "no" He says " There goes that plan".
― Οὖτις, Friday, 23 January 2015 16:40 (nine years ago) link