Misdirected emails

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prob spam, but i want to believe

This year's Christmas card for 6ary 6rubbs asked, "When are you going to come up? We haven't heard from you in so long!"

Gary rented a room in our house for about six months, eight years ago.

its time

just today i've gotten a picture of someone's Cote d'Ivoire passport, a picture of a young couple in quirky vintage '50s dress, and a loan agreement for a farm:

​I need a little information from you to complete the farm summary.

1. I need your gross milk income $ _______________________

I have your pounds as 120,000 lbs
I need your total withholds:
Hauling $__________________
CWT _____________________
Advertising_________________
Dues______________________
Fuel Surcharge_______________

Anything else?

btw the occupation on the passport is 'footballeur'.

Gross milk

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From Joey D's Oak Room:
$17.95 Homestyle Chopped Beef Steak
$0.00 Vegetable
$0.00 Med
$0.00 house salad
$0.00 Low Carb Vinaigrette
$29.95 Filet Mignon
$0.00 Med
$0.00 Vegetable
$0.00 house salad
$0.00 Low Carb Vinaigrette

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$3.00 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$8.62 tip
$59.51 Total

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paleo new year's resolution

ha tru

http://corinawrites.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/dazed_livin_black_shirt.jpg

what

http://i.imgur.com/oU8xaHU.gif

hahahahahah

its beautiful great work

due to my IG name being a common pharse in a certain US state i get misdirected IG tags almost once a week

Daddy,

3 questions Veronica (Dorothy’s boss) wanted to know…Can you ask Crystal:

1. Veronica wants to talk with James…is that possible, ok with James?
2. Is it okay with James if TLA ppl come to the funeral?
3. “If” TLA ppl make contributions, is there a fund she wants that to go to?

Regards,

:(

4. After the service, should we get honey mustard or ranch to go along with the bbq chicken?

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From HudsonGrilleSandySprings:
$10.95 Cobb Salad
$0.00 Balsamic -Citrus Vinaigrette
$0.00 No cheese
$14.95 Herb Chicken
$0.00 Cole Slaw
$0.00 Vegetable Medley

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$1.46 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$3.88 tip
$31.23 Total

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3ifsQOFiPw

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thats a much more solid order, props to this guy hes killin 2015

legit curious where he got the discount coupon if not via email

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From Joey D's Oak Room:
$14.95 Marinated Chicken
$0.00 Vegetable
$0.00 house salad
$0.00 Low Carb Vinaigrette
$29.95 Filet Mignon
$0.00 Med
$0.00 Vegetable
$0.00 house salad
$0.00 Low Carb Vinaigrette

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.79 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$8.08 tip
$55.76 Total

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a78uALZwWNE

whoa filet

that is so much food in technically less than 24 hrs wtf

this is totally someone having a paleo diet hotel affair with someone they met at crossfit

the love story of our time

Robert Downey Jr and one of the women from Friends in the winter romcom Let's Call the Oak Room

lol someone just paypalled me $131. i guess it was a matter of time!

loool

any cues based on the sender/transaction?

it looks like an ebay refund for a car brake shop called brakem0tive

that's a lot of cole slaw.

More notifications of upcoming franchise interview BS in my inbox.
Actualy found this guy on FB (he has a very googlable surname) so I'm half tempted to PM him and ask him to cut it the f&^%^ out.

Welcome Hornyfucker6367
CLICK HERE TO ACTIVATE YOUR ACCOUNT

(from some site called hookupcloud)

activate furiously

and here I sometimes struggle to come up with good account names for websites, hornyfucker has this on lock

Well, him and 6,366 others.

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From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$6.17 Fajita (kids)
$0.00 Chicken
$0.00 Would like to order extra chips and salsa but I could not find the order in the menu. Could we add that to the order please.
$5.45 Nino Nachos (kids)
$0.00 Cheese & Beans
$1.15 Fajta Chicken
$0.00 Our Original Fajitas for 2
$32.99 Chicken

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.85 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$8.24 tip
$56.84 Total

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"Uncle Julio's Perimeter"?

is that the legal distance Uncle Julio can venture toward a kid's meal?

32.99 chicken??

Aw it's the kids' weekend.

What's up with $32.99 chicken though.

Ah grilled chicken fajitas for two.

Very kind request for extra chips and salsa

http://i.imgur.com/LklKY2o.png

this guy's got the mad coupon hookups, 5 dollars every time without fail

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From Joey D's Oak Room:
$9.95 Oak Room Chicken Sandwich
$0.00 Cole Slaw
$0.00 BBQ sauce on the side
$14.95 Marinated Chicken
$0.00 Vegetable
$0.00 house salad
$0.00 Low Carb Vinaigrette
$0.00 BBQ sauce on the side
$9.95 Oak Room Chicken Sandwich
$0.00 Cole Slaw

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.09 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.23 tip
$42.16 Total

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To all my Raindrop sisters:
>
> Just a quick reminder that our fun filled Retreat weekend is coming up fast, March 27th-29th. You have less than a month to register for all the fun we have planned. We will be at the February meeting to take your sign ups and please don't forget to let me know if you will be needing the wood, screen and scarf. The first scarf is free, you just have to bring 4 or 5 of your favorite color Sharpie markers.
> Forms for Retreat are on our website.
> See you all soon
> Debbie Gill, Diane Lien and Judy Meir0w

Also, please do not forget to bring your painted memory boxes to Saturdays meeting. She who brings the most boxes wins a gift.
And last but not least remember the Women's Shelter items needed They are asking for size 3 and 4 diapers for the toddlers they have there. Any and all items you have will be gladly accepted.
Now remember to come and have fun painted with J3anine Maurer!!!!! See you there.