Chris Rock: C/D

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Probably. But I think what he was pointing out to me was that even Chris Rock limits his hiring of people of color to like one token black guy.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 January 2015 15:55 (nine years ago) link

even Chris Rock limits his hiring of people of color to like one token black guy

what are you basing this on

Οὖτις, Monday, 5 January 2015 16:25 (nine years ago) link

Obviously not in his latest movie.

Also re insecurity, Chris felt comfortable doing this--

http://www.blackcollegewire.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=4968

Chris supported a short-lived Howard University based comedy magazine

curmudgeon, Monday, 5 January 2015 17:58 (nine years ago) link

I thought you'd be discussing his filing for divorce

curmudgeon, Monday, 5 January 2015 17:59 (nine years ago) link

"Marriage is so tough, Nelson Mandela got divorced -- he got out of jail after 27 years of torture, spent six months with his wife and said, ‘I can’t take this shit no more.'"

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 January 2015 18:03 (nine years ago) link

what are you basing this on

Per the rest of what you partially quoted, only my friend's based on experience opinion. To be fair, this was maybe 10 years ago.

xpost He mentions the Harvard comedy magazine in that essay I linked. He basically sums its failure up to the students not being independently wealthy enough to doof around. As Rock quips in the essay, at places like Harvard even the broke kids come from money.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 January 2015 18:32 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

top 5 was trash damn

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 00:30 (eight years ago) link

The only thing I remember is Rock looking over all of Dawson's hobbies and making a crack about not wanting to get too good at any one thing. Kinda stung.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 00:48 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

Anyone else think his Oscar speech was kind of brilliant? I mean he kept setting up the audience like he was on their side and then socking them again.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 29 February 2016 15:49 (eight years ago) link

wonder what he has against the Smiths, given that Jada Pinkett joke

(i'd have voted her supporting actress for Magic Mike XXL)

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 February 2016 15:51 (eight years ago) link

I thought he was kind of half-jokingly calling them out for conflating ego with racial justice, maybe?

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 29 February 2016 15:53 (eight years ago) link

He was pretty great. He had the platform and he did pretty much what I hoped he'd do with it. Countdown to butthurt conservative backlash in 3...2...

Lisa Welchel's Madcap Macrame Adventure for Windows 2000 (Old Lunch), Monday, 29 February 2016 15:59 (eight years ago) link

Shaun King wasn't a fan....

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 February 2016 16:08 (eight years ago) link

is there a link anywhere? this hotel seems to be only getting Cartoon network

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 February 2016 16:08 (eight years ago) link

Yeah I just read this:
http://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/oscars/king-chris-rocks-oscar-opener-lynching-jokes-went-too-far/ar-BBq8bZs?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=iehp

But I think he's being a little bit literal in his reading. I mean I get his take, but I don't really think Chris Rock was implying that there are no longer "real things to protest about," just that in the 1950s/60s things were SO bad for black people in this country that the Oscars weren't on the radar in the same way. I mean only a minute or two later he had the line about a montage of black people who were shot by the police on the way to the Oscars, so I don't think Rock is being oblivious.

I also get the cringe at a laugh line about grandmothers swinging from trees, but it also struck me as an effective kind of horror/shock moment in a time when jokes about racism (including some famous routines of Chris Rock's) can tend to kind of soothe white audiences and help them forget.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 29 February 2016 16:32 (eight years ago) link

he took a similarly scorching approach in a monologue he did last year (for HBO's Real Sports) on the whitecentric marketing of "nostalgia" by Major League Baseball: "The days of Joe D! The Mick! Emmett Till!"

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 February 2016 16:37 (eight years ago) link

That baseball piece was amazing.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 29 February 2016 16:43 (eight years ago) link

I know comments sections are usually a cesspool but WOW at the comments on that MSN article.

its subtle brume (DJP), Monday, 29 February 2016 17:41 (eight years ago) link

the comments freak me out more when I think to myself "y'know, someone probably calls this poster 'daddy'."

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 February 2016 17:46 (eight years ago) link

i try not to think about *that* part of their lives, it's none of my business

nomar, Monday, 29 February 2016 17:48 (eight years ago) link

Oh my christ you couldn't pay me to read any comments section regarding Chris Rock's Oscars performance. It's almost as if his hosting job was focus tested to maximally stoke the ire of human garbage.

Lisa Welchel's Madcap Macrame Adventure for Windows 2000 (Old Lunch), Monday, 29 February 2016 17:49 (eight years ago) link

related: the NY Times had a section yesterday where Hollywood pros of color and/or women related Shit They've Heard in the Business, and it's impossible to pick just one... (maybe re Shakespeare "They didn't have black people then," or a producer asking "Do you people kiss your children a lot?")

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 February 2016 17:54 (eight years ago) link

Here's the piece/quote:
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/02/24/arts/hollywood-diversity-inclusion.html?ref=arts

WENDELL PIERCE
I was working on “The Gregory Hines Show” that depicted three generations of black men. It was on CBS in 1997. [After] the read-through, the studio and network give notes. Gregory kissed everybody, and so in the show he would kiss his son, Matty. This particular day someone from CBS said: “I notice every time you come in, you kiss Matty. So I wanted to ask, do black people kiss their kids?” That was the most offensive thing I think I’ve ever [heard]. Gregory stood up and said [to the executive]: “Everybody get out. You, come with me.”

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 29 February 2016 17:57 (eight years ago) link

ten months pass...

did chris rock coin "friend zone" in 'bring the pain' or did that term exist before that bit? i can't find the answer online.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zywIR_ZFLts

slam dunk, Sunday, 15 January 2017 05:26 (seven years ago) link

ok it was coined on 'friends' a couple of years earlier which is way funnier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pnMWvbFpS8

slam dunk, Sunday, 15 January 2017 05:30 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

tambourine is pretty good!

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:08 (six years ago) link

what the world demands to know: how highly does it score on the problematic scale?

khat person (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:09 (six years ago) link

last joke was "god shows up when things are bad. god shows up when you get raped in jail and you're in jail for parking tickets"
so there will be think pieces

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:11 (six years ago) link

Oh good

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:17 (six years ago) link

ach that won't cause too much controversy. i was just wondering because it's his post-divorce special after he got taken to the cleaners by the wife he cheated on so i was wondering if things were going to take a turn for the sam kinnison

khat person (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:31 (six years ago) link

Eddie Murphy kinda has it covered rly

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:32 (six years ago) link

My friend dug up this blast from the past:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8fDpagpAMI

Check out how it ends ...

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:39 (six years ago) link

the "housewives are smart" bit is gonna ruffle some feathers i suppose; he cops explicitly to being a bad husband and sounds like he's tough to be divorced to as well.

his general relationship advice otherwise strikes me as dead on accurate.

i laughed! I appreciated he ended with prince!

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:49 (six years ago) link

I thought this was ok but kind of a snooze. Found myself half checking out at the end.

His admission of porn addiction definitely makes the crowd uncomfortable and there's a weird lull there, which he doesn't really fill with anything funny. It's very confessional

khat person (jim in vancouver), Monday, 26 February 2018 05:42 (six years ago) link

Yeah it wasn't great

Simpson L. (darraghmac), Monday, 26 February 2018 07:19 (six years ago) link

Grace Jones could absolutely have beaten him to death with his own foot

Haribo Hancock (sic), Monday, 26 February 2018 08:09 (six years ago) link

It wasn't peak CR but I enjoyed it and was pretty impressed with how honest he was about the breakdown of his marriage.

Last night I got this bit from years ago stuck in my head and I can't stop thinking about it and laughing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xte-aTS1_6k

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 26 February 2018 15:20 (six years ago) link

The new one was directed by Bo Burnham. I don't usually notice directing in standup specials but it was distracting in a couple of places here, like the extreme closeups when he's talking about his divorce, and a few times when it's obviously a different audience mid-joke, like the front row is all black one minute and all white the next.

dinnerboat, Monday, 26 February 2018 15:30 (six years ago) link


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