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even if eng hadnt won it still woulda been bad by playing for d/l and not winning the game the way the public paid to see. D/L should only be for rain, not bad light 3 overs from the end.
Can the WI find yet another way to kill cricket or have they reached the bottom now?

West Indies Dyson with death (of cricket), eh louis?

hehe...apparently Dyson was last seen trying to get that marginal one-bounce four reclassified as a six :D

leigh exodus (country matters), Friday, 20 March 2009 22:30 (fifteen years ago) link

dyson lolz

Jarlrmai, Friday, 20 March 2009 22:38 (fifteen years ago) link

come on girls!

leigh exodus (country matters), Sunday, 22 March 2009 00:35 (fifteen years ago) link

ffs why didn't they tell us they had the female kevin pietersen at 9

leigh exodus (country matters), Sunday, 22 March 2009 01:38 (fifteen years ago) link

ok i'm going to bed now but if you don't chase this down DON'T BOTHER COMING HOME GIRLS

;-)

leigh exodus (country matters), Sunday, 22 March 2009 02:03 (fifteen years ago) link

ok i hung on until now...NZ gettin MURKED XD

leigh exodus (country matters), Sunday, 22 March 2009 03:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Y'know, I could have gone out to watch this but I don't think I could stand an entire day in North Sydney surrounded by guffawing Jagger-types.

Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 22 March 2009 04:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Get ready for the Indian South African Premier League 2009! Can the Rajasthan East London Royals defend their crown?

Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 22 March 2009 09:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Guffawing? I'd be (by a street) one of the more earnest, cricket-oriented and non-patronising spectators! Anyway, well done ladies! Hope you're not forgotten come the year-end gongs! :D

leigh exodus (country matters), Sunday, 22 March 2009 10:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh, England is the frontrunner for the IPL? While this would be a hilarious postscript to The Stanford Era, I doubt the counties could ever get their shit together to hold a child's birthday party, let alone hold an IPL season.

Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Monday, 23 March 2009 11:08 (fifteen years ago) link

55-6. KP's awful form continues, he's become as bad as the rest.

xp! England's wheels falling off again, like some kind of cricketing clown car. Currently 55-6.

zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Friday, 27 March 2009 16:38 (fifteen years ago) link

KP was whinging about how tough its been for him this tour, not so surprising he's had a shocker.

zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Friday, 27 March 2009 16:38 (fifteen years ago) link

well that's giving the WI an advantage right away, you dont let the opposition know your weakness! A captain would know that!

but if he needs a rest then rest him. We're gonna need him this summer. So get him 100% for then.

plus mental fatigue? dont go to the IPL then!

68-8, now in danger of coming in beneath all-time lowest score against the Aussies.

zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Friday, 27 March 2009 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm not surprised when the teams best player and former captain is moaning about being tired. It's not great for morale and it certainly not him showing leadership qualities for the future.

I don't really understand why he should be tired anyway. Fucked off about the whole captaincy thing, yes; tired, no.

zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Friday, 27 March 2009 17:05 (fifteen years ago) link

someone will be along with the rose tinted specs soon to defend him. At least Monty is safe this time.

and harmison too

117 all out. 10 wkt win in 20 overs?

awesome stuff

Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Friday, 27 March 2009 18:59 (fifteen years ago) link

this is a massacre, awesome stuff from Gayle.

Jarlrmai, Friday, 27 March 2009 19:09 (fifteen years ago) link

now try and hit freddy

Jarlrmai, Friday, 27 March 2009 19:09 (fifteen years ago) link

"20 overs" = conservative estimate tbh

Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Friday, 27 March 2009 19:10 (fifteen years ago) link

holy shit

Jarlrmai, Friday, 27 March 2009 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link

boooh, maybe they'll collapse now.

Jarlrmai, Friday, 27 March 2009 19:26 (fifteen years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/7969926.stm

West Indies captain Chris Gayle has hit out at England batsman Kevin Pietersen for comments in a newspaper interview about team-mate Shivnarine Chanderpaul.

Pietersen was quoted as saying that Chanderpaul "never fields" after making a big score and "plays for himself".

But Gayle said Pietersen had "no right" to make such a remark.

"I did talk to him and told him 'You don't need to stoop to that level'. He didn't actually apologise and if he could apologise that would be nice."

Chanderpaul, 34, is a veteran of 119 Tests and 244 one-day internationals and has scored more than 16,500 runs for West Indies in all forms of the game.

Pietersen's comments about him appeared in a wide-ranging interview with the Daily Mail newspaper.

But Gayle said: "Whatever issues he had, he should have kept to himself. I've played with Shiv for years and, as a captain, I get tremendous support from him both on and off the field.

"His batting in both forms of the game has been brilliant and to hear these sorts of comments out in public has been very disappointing."

He added: "We're all big men. There's no need to go to that level and try and degrade other players.

"No-one wants to be degraded in this manner. We're all human beings and everybody is playing this sport to enjoy the game but to take it to that level is very disappointing."

In the interview, Pietersen also said he was "at the end of his tether" as a result of his sacking as England captain and the team's lack of success on the current tour to the Caribbean.

His mood will not have been improved by the manner of England's eight-wicket defeat in Barbados on Friday when they were all out for 117 and the home side knocked off the runs in 14 overs - with Gayle making 80 off 43 balls.

Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 28 March 2009 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Harmison in for Batty. Not a spinners pitch apparently.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 13:18 (fifteen years ago) link

:( keep strong, gareth

Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Sunday, 29 March 2009 13:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Pietersen's a dickhead

Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Sunday, 29 March 2009 13:27 (fifteen years ago) link

lol

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 13:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Hope Gayle gives him a slap next time he meets him

Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Sunday, 29 March 2009 13:33 (fifteen years ago) link

shocking not out decision there from the umpire. gayle was plum

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 13:43 (fifteen years ago) link

a curious start

Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Sunday, 29 March 2009 13:53 (fifteen years ago) link

lotsa sixes now

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 13:54 (fifteen years ago) link

will never see england players doing this.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 13:55 (fifteen years ago) link

have we forgotten trescothick already

Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Sunday, 29 March 2009 14:10 (fifteen years ago) link

also lol harmison, who knew

Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Sunday, 29 March 2009 14:15 (fifteen years ago) link

gayle out (fuck you umpire)

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 14:25 (fifteen years ago) link

you need to make your peace with match officials imo

Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Sunday, 29 March 2009 14:27 (fifteen years ago) link

tres is gone. long gone. He's chosen not to be selected. It's about who is on the field now.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 14:29 (fifteen years ago) link

WI turned into England for a few overs there. I'm sure normal service will be resumed now Chanderpaul is there.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 14:53 (fifteen years ago) link

KP bowling to Chanderpaul , bowls 5 balls then hurts himself and goes off injured.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 15:24 (fifteen years ago) link

rain
booker t and the mg's playing over the tannoy and the english fans recognise it and start dancing along to it.
You know what it is, louis?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 15:43 (fifteen years ago) link

what hang on are you talking about the TMS theme

Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Sunday, 29 March 2009 15:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Green Onions

Jarlrmai, Sunday, 29 March 2009 15:52 (fifteen years ago) link


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