throwing a significant others' stuff out a window

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

That sounds a little like the guy who said "I'm not getting any younger and I don't see myself falling in love with you." We didn't live together so I couldn't throw it out the window but I sent it back in the mail.

this is somewhat understandable in response to "I've been fucking all your friends and your mother is a cunt", not so much to "I don't see where this relationship is going"??

For theatrics' sake I should have sent it back broken, but tbh I didn't care about him THAT much and I didn't want him to think I did.

don't these people have window screens

I didn't throw anything out the window (we lived on the first floor anyway) but I did sell everything valuable and put the rest of the guy's stuff in the hall. This was in reaction to him fucking people who weren't me and using my rent money for heroin and then refusing to move out when I was like dude, you're not even on the lease get out.

Note: he just lived out of his boxes in the hall and slept on the couch so I eventually left the state and 12 years later declined his Facebook friend request with no explanation.

So I think I got the last laugh there, is what I'm saying.

agreed

ice cold finish like labatts

Last year a friend of mine was in a rough spot with his SO. He was talking to some friends in the presence of a 7 year old and said, "My biggest fear is that I go back to apartment today and my stuff is thrown all over the lawn." The 7 year old looked at him and deadpanned, "My biggest fear is vampires".

haaaa

kids telling u how to prioritise

no. of people who come home and find their stuff on the lawn per year vs no. of people killed by vampires per year

Facebook: providing anticlimactic codas to personal trauma for 8 years now.