I've always felt like "booty" referred more to butt cheeks.
― how's life, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 00:07 (nine years ago) link
The Bum Taint of Ray Tabano
otm :(
― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 00:38 (nine years ago) link
this changes everything
― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 01:08 (nine years ago) link
I've always felt "eat" meant to masticate, swallow and digest
― N337 (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 01:20 (nine years ago) link
I keep feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you
― 龜, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 01:44 (nine years ago) link
in stitches
― local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 07:29 (nine years ago) link
http://goingconcern.com/sites/default/files/2010.08-HumanCentipede.jpg
― Jeff, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 12:18 (nine years ago) link
Yeah I don't think cheeks are what this is talking about tbh.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 13:39 (nine years ago) link
Don't neglect the cheeks.
― bob seger's silver bullet gland (sic), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 13:52 (nine years ago) link
there's no option for "i don't eat the booty but i want to / i like getting my booty eaten but it never gets eaten"
― marcos, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 14:46 (nine years ago) link
i'd be all about booty eating but my wife is not interested in much re: the booty
― marcos, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 14:47 (nine years ago) link
butts are awesome fwiw
― marcos, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 14:49 (nine years ago) link
oh that wd be so sad :(
― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link
stevie it is very sad. there is plenty of butt admiration but not any eating :(
― marcos, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 16:13 (nine years ago) link
We like da booty!We like, we like da booty!We like da booty!We like, we like da booty!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt5he4iAPh1qgm68k.gif
― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 16:22 (nine years ago) link
― N337 (rip van wanko), Tuesday, December 30, 2014 8:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol
― Banned on the Run (benbbag), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 22:32 (nine years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:01 (nine years ago) link
Have it on good authority that 'Lotus' was slang for 'booty' back in the day http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotus-eaters
― 龜, Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:03 (nine years ago) link
I have questions about booty cleaning.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:38 (nine years ago) link
you rang?
― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:44 (nine years ago) link
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:45 (nine years ago) link
Hire a booty cleaner
― 龜, Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:45 (nine years ago) link
My question is: clean exterior booty, check
But how far, like, *up* is the cleaning norm for booty eating preparation?
Three centimeters? Five inches? Enema?
I srsly have no idea.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:49 (nine years ago) link
I think that a high-fiber diet would take care of it
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:55 (nine years ago) link
Microbiologically speaking, it most certainly would not.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:57 (nine years ago) link
well when you put it that way
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 January 2015 01:02 (nine years ago) link
tbh external soap and water is fine and maybe you can like go in a little bit (like maybe a fingertip? probably not even 3cm!) but if we're just talking snacking that wd be fine I'd think.
― a booty cleaner, Thursday, 1 January 2015 01:34 (nine years ago) link
trust me i'm an expert
― a booty cleaner, Thursday, 1 January 2015 01:48 (nine years ago) link
how far can you extend yr tongue
― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 January 2015 01:49 (nine years ago) link
i feel like this "expert" is like really easy to identify but i love him
― kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 1 January 2015 02:34 (nine years ago) link
not because he eats booties just because he has such style
i'm sure i don't know what you mean.
― a booty cleaner, Thursday, 1 January 2015 03:44 (nine years ago) link
I dunno from "snacking"! How is this different from "eating"?
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 1 January 2015 03:54 (nine years ago) link
'Eating' implies shitting into yr loved ones mouth in this context iirc
― and I explained the Bechdel Test to her (sleepingbag), Thursday, 1 January 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link
I've never done this but happppy new year <3 to yallll
― Treeship, Thursday, 1 January 2015 05:38 (nine years ago) link
<3 <3 = good vibes
― Treeship, Thursday, 1 January 2015 05:40 (nine years ago) link
HshsjajakalakLlKKS
each and every one of us
― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 January 2015 05:42 (nine years ago) link
treesh just eat a butt and get someone to eat your butt
― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 1 January 2015 06:22 (nine years ago) link
yeah concurrently
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 January 2015 06:38 (nine years ago) link
pro tip for first-timers: if you start out in sixty-nine it won't be as weird to initiate since you've basically already got it in your face
― gr8080, Thursday, 1 January 2015 13:45 (nine years ago) link
^
― local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 January 2015 14:14 (nine years ago) link
this is one of those days where I'm gonna feel like a sexual dilettante
― valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 1 January 2015 20:13 (nine years ago) link
69 is the worst
― goole, Thursday, 1 January 2015 22:27 (nine years ago) link
lol at the lone selfish motherfucker
― een, Thursday, 1 January 2015 23:16 (nine years ago) link
The first time I sixty-nined with a girl, I was so shocked when I found myself face to face with her butthole. I hadn't really thought the whole thing through. I was kinda put off doing it at that point, but it was like "well, she totally agreed to 69 me, so..."
― how's life, Friday, 2 January 2015 00:18 (nine years ago) link
Wait what?? 69 rules!!!
― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 2 January 2015 00:37 (nine years ago) link
I don't think the heteros are very good at doing it well, but we occasionally get it right
― valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 2 January 2015 00:47 (nine years ago) link
no it sucks
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 2 January 2015 01:56 (nine years ago) link
I need to concentrate both while giving and receiving and I can't do both at the same time! I mean I can physically do both at the same time but I don't enjoy either simultaneously.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 2 January 2015 01:57 (nine years ago) link
Oh, those French!
― an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Thursday, 28 May 2015 19:37 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/kfCHNSR.gif
― 龜, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 12:57 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRX0AlV3YFQ
― ulysses, Thursday, 7 April 2016 07:29 (eight years ago) link
lol just coming here to post this http://i.imgur.com/ZOVsbvS.png
― gr8080, Thursday, 7 April 2016 14:35 (eight years ago) link
6.5
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 7 April 2016 14:37 (eight years ago) link
the pitchfork effect
― ulysses, Thursday, 7 April 2016 15:29 (eight years ago) link
there's no room for people who don't eat ass in the future
strong ending tbf
― ogmor, Thursday, 7 April 2016 21:36 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/IqlKoFT.jpg
― 龜, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 12:43 (seven years ago) link
i love ass
― ian, Wednesday, 22 June 2016 20:53 (seven years ago) link
Anything dirty or dingy or dustyAnything rotten or ragged or rusty
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 July 2016 04:56 (seven years ago) link
Something something full of kittens
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 July 2016 06:27 (seven years ago) link
https://68.media.tumblr.com/ad9271e1f6518ca44b0e3d503d1d68f1/tumblr_oms5f31baw1r5ei2go1_1280.jpg
― 龜, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 14:00 (six years ago) link
hard to eat ass when your jaw's been removed, or is it easier?
― clouds, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 01:42 (six years ago) link
i imagine it's kind of like sticking your face into a pie
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 01:47 (six years ago) link
I would not lick a butthole that looked like that, tbf
― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 02:00 (six years ago) link
some irrigation needed
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 02:01 (six years ago) link
you misspelled "citation"
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 19:36 (six years ago) link
um so my friend tells me that if you search rimjob on the internet all you get is guys getting eaten, what's up with that?
― a roomba of one's own (rip van wanko), Thursday, 23 August 2018 20:38 (five years ago) link
i don't imagine that's true. I'm not going to check on my work computer.
think i missed these results the first time round, lot of people on ilx don't like eating ass hey?
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 23 August 2018 20:47 (five years ago) link
27 yeas to 18 nays not a bad ratio
― a roomba of one's own (rip van wanko), Thursday, 23 August 2018 20:58 (five years ago) link
maybe we need another assessment, to get to the bottom of this
― a roomba of one's own (rip van wanko), Thursday, 23 August 2018 21:00 (five years ago) link
xp. good, but not good enough
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 23 August 2018 21:02 (five years ago) link
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More more more ass we are all addicted to ass
― am0n, Thursday, March 20, 2008 6:06 PM (ten years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― JoeStork, Thursday, 23 August 2018 21:06 (five years ago) link
Never been into this
― F# A# (∞), Thursday, 23 August 2018 21:09 (five years ago) link