worse crimes have been committed in the sport
in other news, Chappelli's scathing commentary finally claims the Test career of MS Dhoni
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 30 December 2014 10:07 (nine years ago) link
and ashton agar might be back! swear they're picking him on looks
― imago, Tuesday, 30 December 2014 10:22 (nine years ago) link
fresh faced healthy young people are the ideal poster boys and girls for a fine product like KFC
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 30 December 2014 10:31 (nine years ago) link
VERSUS SPIDERCAM
― London's Left-Wing Utopian Non-League Ultras Are Reclaiming Football (imago), Thursday, 8 January 2015 09:16 (nine years ago) link
They didn't make Devereux the World Cup Captain! And no Rhino or Lyon! THIS COUNTRY WANTS TO LOSE.
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 11 January 2015 07:31 (nine years ago) link
Steve Smith ✔ @stevesmith49It was an absolute honour to meet my favourite athlete of all time tonight. Thanks @rogerfederer and best of luck in the Australian open.
awwww
― NyQuil Made It (imago), Monday, 12 January 2015 11:22 (nine years ago) link
Dave Warner was there with his kid and QGP was all like "gee Dave Warner is one of those annoying people that has to take his baby everywhere!"
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Monday, 12 January 2015 12:03 (nine years ago) link
I'll also note that QGP is the biggest fan of Devereux ever.
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Monday, 12 January 2015 12:04 (nine years ago) link
✔
― NyQuil Made It (imago), Monday, 12 January 2015 12:11 (nine years ago) link
http://www.smh.com.au/sport/cricket/michael-clarke-on-a-collision-course-with-cricket-australia-as-his-teammates-move-on-20150126-12y7wd.html
this is an exciting development, things have been going too smoothly imo
― larks' tongues in ass (haitch), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 05:27 (nine years ago) link
Shocked and saddened that Devereux was a pointless answer on hit BBC television show "Pointless".
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Monday, 2 February 2015 13:05 (nine years ago) link
But that's back, my swing's back where I want it to be, so hopefully I can continue crunching India around the park.
― u have wiked together fiords (imago), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 10:52 (nine years ago) link
I would've needed a vom and a lie down if watson had hit the winning runs, str8 up
― gay cat park (disambiguation) (haitch), Sunday, 29 March 2015 11:03 (nine years ago) link
^^ real talk, was hoping even maxwell would get bumped up the order to prevent all possibility of dis
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Monday, 30 March 2015 07:49 (nine years ago) link
just going to bump this because
― never heard of this Mark Knobfler bloke (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 July 2015 13:08 (eight years ago) link
no joe root thread btw tells you something
obstructing the field!! o u foul aussie swines!
(i agree with smith and the umpires ftr)
― Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney (imago), Saturday, 5 September 2015 23:47 (eight years ago) link
he's still only 27 wtf
― imago, Saturday, 25 February 2017 13:46 (seven years ago) link
SOK is a slightly better bowler than him at the moment, however.
Only chink in the armour.
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 26 February 2017 10:59 (seven years ago) link
all your heroes are nsw now
― imago, Sunday, 26 February 2017 11:08 (seven years ago) link
all twenty wickets taken by the SYDNEY SIXERS pal
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 26 February 2017 20:51 (seven years ago) link
Non-Devereux related, but check out this XI: http://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/fattest-athletes-to-ever-play-cricket/news-story/796937bdeba7affca5ac6cc882919e34
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 08:43 (seven years ago) link
I've been waiting for Cornwall to find a bigger audience
― imago, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 11:04 (seven years ago) link
Brilliant move from Devereux, letting the GOAT bowl 8/50 today.
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 4 March 2017 11:41 (seven years ago) link
Sri Lanka pissing themselves laughing atm
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Saturday, 4 March 2017 12:16 (seven years ago) link
Glenn Maxwell?
THE Glenn Maxwell?
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:13 (seven years ago) link
This has been a tour for the surreal.
the slightly smaller show
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:41 (seven years ago) link
thought this'd be where it all fell apart, devereux has instilled grit. just need to sort out swinging english pitches next lol
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Monday, 20 March 2017 11:35 (seven years ago) link
this is some full bradman runscoring
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Saturday, 25 March 2017 12:23 (seven years ago) link
been away from the cricket world for a week, good timing
― milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 09:04 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpKmJCLSIQk
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 09:12 (six years ago) link
remain shocked at the possibility that david warner is a terrible shit bloke
― milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 09:15 (six years ago) link
The Reverend has been defrocked
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 09:24 (six years ago) link
RIP
― imago, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 10:35 (six years ago) link
Glenn Maxwell is replacing Steve Smith
I'M DYING
― milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 20:15 (six years ago) link
Boof lives, much like those cockroaches in a nuclear blast.
― milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 20:16 (six years ago) link
THEY'RE OFF TO CRICKET GAOL
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 08:55 (six years ago) link
some mention of the possibility that Boof is talking to his lawyers before jumping ship/being forced to walk the gangplank. Either way he's a lucky lad
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 08:58 (six years ago) link
the tim paine era, babey... get excited
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 09:08 (six years ago) link
Why not Lyon
― imago, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 09:09 (six years ago) link
not keen on any more line headbutting presumably
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 09:11 (six years ago) link
well the thing is that Lyon was suggested by some writers for the Vice Captain role back when Smith was made captain, by dint of being a good team guy and not being batshit stupid like Warner
YOU CAN'T HAVE A BOWLER AS CAPTAIN HOWEVER THAT IS AGAINST THE LAW
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 09:12 (six years ago) link
next person that suggests bringing in George Bailey as some Mike Brearley-esque specialist captain will be shot
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 09:14 (six years ago) link
next person that suggests Mitch Marsh will be laughed at
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 09:15 (six years ago) link
Oh, sorry, do you mean Steven Peter Devereux Smith of the Toronto Nationals?
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Monday, 4 June 2018 09:32 (five years ago) link
I'm still trying to get my head around The Theory & Practice of Coaching By Justin Langer btw.
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Monday, 4 June 2018 09:35 (five years ago) link
I assumed that Canada thing was a hilarious Twitter joke, but it's real ffs
― imago, Monday, 4 June 2018 09:39 (five years ago) link
I knew Langer's appointment would deliver on the psychobabble but this is better than I could possible have imagined!
― Neil S, Monday, 4 June 2018 10:06 (five years ago) link
IMPORTANT QUESTION:Should the highly enjoyable activity of enjoying a quiet beer on one's own, especially but not exclusively whilst on holiday, be known as— Frith 🍃 (@pluckyloser) June 28, 2018
― Neil S, Thursday, 28 June 2018 10:45 (five years ago) link
Lonely Devereux just thinking baout things
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Friday, 29 June 2018 12:18 (five years ago) link
he did well for Toronto, the good people of Toronto can be very proud of their XI
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Friday, 29 June 2018 12:19 (five years ago) link
a solid 61
― Neil S, Friday, 29 June 2018 12:48 (five years ago) link
The good burghers of Winnipeg may be questioning the hype around 'The Bull', however.
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 1 July 2018 03:28 (five years ago) link
Cam Bancroft, meanwhile, is taking up arms for the Desert Blaze of the Northern Territory T20 Strike League btw.
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 1 July 2018 03:30 (five years ago) link