I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

j/k we <3 just1n3 and that is also v sage, v otm advice

If you're into the guy you're with and see a distant future with him, you're surely gonna be going through a lot worse shit than a "baby I want more ass than you can give me" conversation. I wouldn't hesitate or even make it a big thing.

i would say "suggest a threesome" but it kinda sounds like boo is sort of lame at sex and that's part of the problem?

hehe a little bit. i had conversation b and i think we're both pretty relieved though it's hard and there's a lot of emotion. we've sort of been moving towards friendship anyway. we both still care about each other a lot.

thank you guys, j0rdan and justine and etc., for the feedback. it helped me stick with the right way to go.

i don't think he's lame at sex, but other incompatibilities and the resulting resentments have really affected his ability to have it.

did he lose a coughdrop in his...?

yes

good for you! ime it's hard enough leaving an abusive relationship with someone you hate, let alone letting go of someone you actually still care a great deal about, and who is a good person.

how does one respond when a dude you've previously hooked up with asks "what are you into?"

'remembering things'

ugh xp lol

i hate the question regardless

i tell them things I am actually into i.e. Love & Rockets comics, Almodovar, 80's techno, shakshuka, puns

same person also asked me if i have any more pics to trade -- dude you've just about seen all there is!

Maybe he meant "pics of trade."

after some soul searching and honest talk we're gonna hang in there. bewildering x-mas spirits.

gl

thanks

Had a pretty awesome afternoon hookup with a whipsmart younger man. Afterward when we did a couple shots of Jack he said to me:

"You drink like a pussy"

"You are so gay"

Hoping for fuckbuddy status.

also, I gave him a hickey, and i think he broke my shower nozzle

:-)

Long story about my crazy last couple of days that, I suppose, contains a minority TMI detail: I wound up in the hospital Thursday night with appendicitis, requiring immediate surgery (thankfully, it hadn't yet ruptured, so it was simply a matter of removing it). Earlier in the day, well before I had any clue that any of this was about to go down, my bf had talked me into wearing a yellow jock strap (this one, if the visual helps make the story funnier/more embarrassing) for, um, later. Once I knew that I was going to be having surgery, and hearing that he and my mom were both on their way to the hospital, I texted him with a list of things I wanted him to bring me from home, including some more conservative underwear, given what I knew about the revealing nature of hospital gowns. Unfortunately, the nurse had me change into the gown before the two of them arrived, so i thought the hell with it and shoved the jock in among my jacket and other clothing that they had given me to store my belongings. They finally show up just as I'm about to be wheeled into the OR, and I go in for surgery. The next day, after he picks me up from the hospital, he tells me that the nurse had handed my mom the bag with my belongings in it, and that there was a moment where, looking in the bag, my mom spotted the jock, and laughed. More an instance of TMI for my mom to receive, I suppose, but mildly mortifying for me nonetheless.

She probably thought "YESSSSSS"

Eat it!

In the right way, I mean.

God bless you and yr jockstrap

Morbs! Where'd you meet?

on the corner

Jesus, the ass on this guy

sharing: http://www.tcj.com/what-was-so-queer-about-comics-in-2014/

<3 Elisha Lim

i just saw that and i want everything on it

The Young Infidel came over for another afternoon romp. I had to slap him just a little.

a discreet circling of wagons!

he did not like the first 20 mins of Duck Soup, so i am still available for wedlock.

Suddenly, so am I!

what, you were on for a Boston marriage?

http://www.thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/11/boston-main.jpg

is there slang for when theres a mass simultaneous O in group sex? If not can we call it a balaggio?

omfg

http://www.vegasvetsaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/bellagio-las-vegas-military-discount-info.jpg

as a st8 I have no place saying this but fgti you should get a grant for coining sex slang imo

cosign

str8080

u guys I had quiiiite an encounter w a v strapping Cuban this weekend

shhhh Stevie don't tell

strapping, not stripping

idk I am being kind of cagey about this I guess but I have several visible bruises and some ripped clothes and etc.

you should be caged instead of cagey, bad boy!

My taste for bruises and bruising disappeared the day after the Ghomeshi affair broke, the next time I had hands around my throat I got "Planet Telex" in my head and lost a boner

At all waking hours I'm devoting 10% of my brain to disseminating my private lexicon, i.e. fucka twigs, bluetoothing, slimes / sliming (slang for cute men / hanging out with cute men)