James Franco and his LIPS !!!

But there are poop jokes, so ... B?

Yeah I am getting pretty annoyed at all the people seeing this to "take a stand". Hope it blows over soon. Would also be nice if the hack and threats were proved to be from someone other than North Korea though I don't know how much it would curb the idiotic posturing around this thing. People sure seem to love believing it was NK though.

ilx's north korea thread is called "north korea: still hilarious" so we aren't so great either fyi. people in general seem to have an easy time making light of that horrific regime in a way they wouldn't with most other places.

i kind of think this whole "free speech" nonsense was good because it revealed just how shallow america's notion of freedom is these days. freedom is just the freedom to consume, or the freedom to satiate one's desires without frustration.

seems pretty similar, really, to the kim family. kim jong il kidnapped actors and directors from china so they could make him the exact films he desired to watch.

Yes those two things are clearly exactly alike

the film even draws a parallel between the infantile narcissism of the main characters and kim jong un's authoritarian temper tantrums. i don't think it's an outlandish claim. i also don't think that freedom, if it is going to mean anything, needs to mean more than the freedom to pursue one's whims.

i also don't think that freedom, if it is going to mean anything, needs to mean more than the freedom to pursue one's whims.

Jefferson thought so, especially if Sally Hemmings was involved.

Saw this movie, it was real funny. Better than "This is The End". The kind of movie an 80s Ghostbusters-and-Rambo-fed male kid would write on the way to school with his best friends while giggling about shooting rockets at a helicopter from tanks etc.

But yeah the hype and the "take a stand" stuff and praising this multinational corporation for it's bravery to sell us its products is eye-rolling. Especially just weeks after most of the same people were giving torture techniques a free pass.

Freedom/constitutional rights seem to be something to publicly celebrate only when it's the rights of the super rich and influential are involved.

everything is better than THis Is The End.

It certainly has almost the exact same ending: bullet exploding the bad guy in the slomo to ironic pop song.

Isn't that how Pineapple Express ended, too? It's like all those New Order songs that end with an explosion sound effect. "Well, I guess we need a way to end this."

They're all the same movie.

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/anti-film-of-impotent-dog-james-franco

$12,000USD Obama Special Change
His imperial genius Kubrickesque film master KIM JUN UN would never allow the petulant Barack ever in his film, not only because he finds that his acting is that of a lesser Hasselhoff but for it is his will to say no. But you can be in the film with a walk on role, you will be flown and put up in a hotel like a movie star (a movie star in North Korea that is). You will also get all the other filthy capitalistic swag from the previous perk level.

These guys films are definitely not all the same movie. The Interview was p bad though, felt like the third in a trilogy of crap action films - pineapple express, your highness, and this.

This Is the End was on a whole other level imo.

ie tolerable

for better or worse rogen definitely makes "personal" films

He makes personnel films, ie, with the same people, again and again.

Tbh, I rarely dislike him specifically, but almost every film he's in seems like a first draft special, where it's if they just yelled "action" and figured all the hilarious improv would give them enough footage to fill out the run time.

i think that's pretty fair. SuperBad felt like "notes toward a teen comedy" rather than an actual finished movie, though in fairness I think they wrote the script in college or something like that.

There's, like, 15 minutes of movie in "Neighbors," then the desperation kicks in. Hey, let's have a 5 minute scene where Rogen has to milk Rose Byrne's disgustingly engorged boobs!

XP Yeah, there's a taped table read circa 2002 or something on the dvd. IIRC, many of the jokes in the film were already there.

'the interview' did this thing that happens a lot with big budget comedies where it's like they're afraid the audience will be confused and unhappy if the movie stays silly and funny all the way through so they start grinding everything to a halt for joke-free dramatic and action sequences by the third act.

stripes syndrome

welp again

https://securityledger.com/2014/12/new-clues-in-sony-hack-point-to-insiders-away-from-dprk/

Researchers from the security firm Norse allege that their investigation of the hack of Sony has uncovered evidence that leads, decisively, away from North Korea as the source of the attack. Instead, the company alleges that a group of six individuals is behind the hack, at least one a former Sony Pictures Entertainment employee who worked in a technical role and had extensive knowledge of the company’s network and operations.

What the, it turns out it may have been an inside job (ie, the most obvious suspect) and not North Korea (ie the least obvious suspect)?! What a twist!

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can't believe obama was out there making claims based on US government intelligence instead of just checking the Norse DarkMatter™ platform

he checked the FBI BlackBudget platform

Thank goodness we didn't bomb anyone over this.

We were on this a week ago:
http://gawker.com/researcher-sony-hack-was-likely-an-inside-job-by-a-wom-1676556756

http://www.politico.com/story/2014/12/fbi-rejects-alternate-sony-hack-theory-113893.html

i'm just as skeptical of the "norse" theory as the FBI one.

This is funny.

Franco exiting the airplane:
"North siiiiide!"

Also in a subtle way satirizes apolitical love of bling, when Franco is walking around Un's car collection to a Lil Jon soundtrack.

not sure about how well he does dramatically, but as a comedic actor, he is pretty terrible. way too self aware and trying to show he is clever all the time. i couldnt watch all of pineapple express because of how awful he was.

and now he's in a 3D Herzog film.

it makes sense once you realise

(1) robert pattinson is in it as a serious actor

(2) australian actress nicole kidman is playing a british role

(3) british actress naomi watts dropped out of it

(4) british actor jude law is being replaced by a young up-and-coming american actor that goes by the name of james franco or whatever

and (5) herzog is past his prime

thus: this film is garbage

Robert Pattinson is a credible actor, so i dismiss you.

u luv herzog dont u

still like modern herzog but he is kind of just having a laugh these days so i imagine franco will be perfect

not sure about how well he does dramatically, but as a comedic actor, he is pretty terrible. way too self aware and trying to show he is clever all the time. i couldnt watch all of pineapple express because of how awful he was.

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i agree with this generally (he's gotten more painfully unfunny over the years, especially with Spring Breakers imo) but The Interview surprised me, prob his funniest performance since Freaks & Geeks.

hes fine/good in 'true story' but its not a v good movie

i need to check if that 'double negative' device is in finkles book, ima bet no and that instead it is the most spoonfeed the audience garbage bs screenwriting technique

i do actually like jonah hill mostly but he they needed a real actor for his part, badly

http://www.salon.com/2015/05/07/james_francos_mcdonalds_op_ed_is_light_airy_and_full_of_privileged_sht/

have to admit i lol'd at "I generally like James Franco. He is funny, he’s a good actor, he wants to live an interesting life. But he is so, so dumb. Like, really dumb. Franco’s essay shows an utter lack of comprehension of any issues outside of the Palo Alto-Los Angeles tunnel in which he grew up. It is, like much of Franco’s previous non-acting work, light, and airy, and privileged bullshit."

I don't mean to generalise too much, but look at who wrote this. I can totally picture her being a Franco fan. And now these young women are trying to articulate what they, like, don't like about Jamie omigod..."he is sooo dumbbb"

So dumb. Like, really dumb.

describing a hamburger as "airy" is so weird. it's like, floppy and greasy and stuff. maybe he took the patty out and just ate the bun?

and i guess mcdonalds patties are not as heavy as others, but a burger patty is a pretty dense thing. not "airy" by any means.

i think "so dumb" is p accurate tbh