should i watch robocop y/n

"I could forgive the cheapness if the makers were enthusiastic, or spirited, or if the actors weren't so bored they are about to keel over and die. The Robo suits look terrible and could fall apart at any minute. The nobody playing him makes Robert John Burke's performance in RoboCop 3 look Oscar-worthy. Instead of striding with a heaving titanium chest, he kind of stumbles and bumbles like an old man without a Zimmer frame and has as much trouble ascending stairs as ED-209 did descending them. It's as if he was mimicking C-3PO."

hahhaa

CRANK THAT ROBOCOP

The nobody playing him makes Robert John Burke's performance in RoboCop 3 look Oscar-worthy.

zing?

physically and emotionally

THROW SOME D'S ON THAT COP

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2105/2194956631_595eaed93b.jpg

ha Frank Miller is one of the scientists making drugs in Robocop 2 & he dies in an explosion!

NB: Robocop 2 is some bullshit (except for Tom Noonan) (maybe)

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UNICOROBOCOP !!!!!!

bad language makes for bad feeling

http://tcritic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/robocop-1-pictures.jpg

XD

http://www.flickr.com/photos/lostamerica/1342928564/

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http://www.vakano.com.mx/imageseventos/evento88.jpg

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http://dcartnews.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/CommiCon0007-797254.jpg

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Comic Con seems like such a whimsical place.

got this in the post this morning

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8f/Frank_Miller_RoboCop_1.jpg/385px-Frank_Miller_RoboCop_1.jpg

i think i prefer the film :(

which came first robocop 2 or lawnmower man

robocop 2 unless this is a trick!

That robocop unicorn is so dope.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobocop

oh fuck why would they do a thing like that?

RoboCop: Madame, you have suffered an emotional shock. I will notify a rape crisis center.

[cut to emotionally harrowing scene set in rape crisis center]

lol
noooooooooooooooo

aronofsky? christ.

(not equivocating mr. fountain with mr. of nazareth)

seriously, what a fucking overrated hack. the fountain was embarrassing.

slocki, as usual said it better. lol

he has a lot of fans and defenders, and i'm really curious as to why

aronosky, that is

does he still have fans?

i guess it's like... flashy editing + drugs + super-hammy melodramatic gritty subject matter = pretentious ppl like this shit

Darren Aronofsky's Robocop

o no its real

this is actually making me angry!
dude even looks like a total douche
lol my co-worker just said "requiem for a dream is the least subtle movie ever"

also i guess this makes us officially 'old' yknow when movies from our childhood/adolescence are being remade by pretentious overrated hacks

let me put it this way: just today on another message board i posted on a thread about the aronofsky-robocop story. i was going on about how aronofsky is totally overrated and that this is a terrible idea etc., etc. and everyone was jumping on me like i was crazy for not thinking aronofsky was brilliant.

I liked Requiem (would never watch it again though) but jeez the Fountain was terrrrrrrrible

lol that article

(Yes, I know we film nuts know him like he's our best friend -- but have you actually discussed The Fountain around the water cooler lately?)

you mean the water fountain

I DID NOT LEAK ROBOCOP!!!... THAT'S NOT EVEN THE FINISHED VERSION... I'M PRETTY UPSET ABOUT IT BUT THAT'S THE WAY LIFE IS SOMETIMES!

http://www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=28102

i cannot stop laughing when i hear this

"Niggas need to get their Tears for fears game up if they think this is what decent synth-pop is supposed to sound like."

Predator

shame I can only click "add to favorites" once

when all is said and done i think this is my best thread ever.

three people said no omg!