Top 100 Songs about Weddings, Marriage and Divorce

Our little dog is six years old, and he's smart as any damn kid.
But when you mention the V.E.T. he damn near flips his lid.
Words like S.H.O.T. shot or W.O.R.M. worm,
These are words which make him S.Q.U.I.R.M. squirm.
His Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E starts today,
Because he bit the V.E.T. and then he ran away.
He caused me and my wife to have a big fight, and then, both of them
bit me.
And that's why I am gonna get a D.I.V.O.R.C.E.

She shouted "get him Rover," and he jumped over, and bit my L.E.G.
She sank her teeth in my B.U.M. and called me an effin B.
Well I'm telling you, that was my cue, to get O.F.F.-ski
And I'm going down to the town tonight to get a new B.I.R.D.

Oh yes his Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E starts today.
Both my wife and my wee scabby dog will soon be hauled away.
That's why I spell out all these words, so as my dog can't hear.
Oh I must admit that dog is acting Q.U.E.R. queer.

Oh, I must admit that dog is acting Q.U.E.R. queer.

24. "Every Other Weekend" - Reba McEntire featuring Kenny Chesney (which isn't very good, but how many songs are actually about joint custody of kids?)

23. Four Seasons, Saturday's Father

Two Patsy Cline tunes:

22. I Cried All The Way To The Altar
21. A Church, A Courtroom Then Goodbye

20. Marvin Gaye, When Did You Stop Loving Me, When Did I Stop Loving You

19. White on White- Danny Williams

18. The Rain, the Park, and Other Things (I love the flowergirl)- The Cowsills

17. Lavender Blue (Dilly, Dilly)- Sammy Turner

16. Marriage is for Old Folks- Nina Simone
Since #40 was already #90, I propose (pun intended)that we let
"Will you marry me boy" Paula Abdul be #40, since the person that posted that one forget ot give it a number

15. On Our Golden Wedding Day- Roy Orbison

14. All Apologies- Nirvana

13. Pineapple Princess- Annette Funicello

12. Hey Paula- Paul and Paula

11. Young Lovers- Paul and Paula

10. The Who-My Wife

9. Till Death Do Us Part - Madonna

8. Beautiful South - Dont marry her, fuck me

7. All My Friends Are Getting Married - Skyhooks

6. a good year for the roses - george jones

5. golden ring - george jones & tammy wynette

4. shania twain - from this moment on

3. the little things you do together - stephen sondheim

Radiohead - Morning Bell
XTC - Big Day
The Beatles - The Ballad of John & Yoko

(refused to number them, cause that would look kinda stupid as a top 3)

Thread finished, and still no "I Will Survive" or "The Winner Takes It All"?

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Co-writer of Freda Payne’s “Band of Gold” with Holland Dozier Holland