Larry Charles to direct Borat movie

You mean "Not that I'll be able to actually go to a movie theater to see it."

oh thank god.

Somehow I think his retiring Borat is part of the plan. (Letterman has never been funnier than when he'd go out on the streets of Manhattan in '82 w/ hidden camera and ask "What's in that bag? I'm Mr. Curious" and get ppl rushing away from him.)

Cohen's representatives refused to allow him or his alter ego to respond to the controversy because it's not close enough to the film's release date.

hahahahah between all these great quotes and the "anti-Borat hard-liners" phrase, somebody had fun writing this.

I definitely remember seeing this in the times and thinking wtf!? Why is their an ad from the government of Kazakhstan? I totally didn't put it together.

C+C Music Manufacturing Plant!

There was another fave music listing that cracked me up but I forget and it's not there any more.

God, worse case scenario, like if our President threatens Borat or something, he can just come out and say "OK, I lie, I am not from Khazakhstan but neighboring Turkazikmenia" or something. It'd hardly matter.

S.B.C. is one of the best-looking clowns in eons. I'm glad Ali G always kept his legs open while interviewing.

Anyway, on of the topics that appeared to be contained in the magazine was a 'Best & Worst Dressed' list. On the cover were the usual waify trollops, but also this:
http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news_img/3393/3393.jpg

Perhaps I should see what they say.

woo hoo, coming to portland!

oh yeah, and in regards to the talks with dubya thing, what's this about the kazakh oil fields being on the level of certain middle east countries?

vid of Borat's response to the Kazakh lawsuit against him

"...and cleanest prostitutes in all of Central Asia!"

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ATLANTA
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Plano, TX 75093
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400 Southdale Center
Edina, MN 55435
Doors: 9pm PORTLAND
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Portland, OR 97232
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Denver, CO 80206
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Sacramento, CA 95814
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BOSTON
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210 Brookline Ave
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234 W. 42nd. St at 8th Ave
New York City, NY 10036
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10733 Westview Pkwy
San Diego, CA 92126
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CLEVELAND
Richmond Town Center
631 Richmond Road
Richmond Hts, OH 44143
Doors: 9pm LOS ANGELES
AMC Century City
10250 Santa Monica Blvd
Suite 2000
Los Angeles, CA 90067
Doors: 9pm PHILADELPHIA
UA Riverview
1400 S. Columbus Blvd
Philadelphia, PA 19467
Doors: 8pm SAN FRANCISCO
AMC Metreon
101 Fourth Street
3rd Floor
San Francisco, CA 94103
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CHICAGO
AMC 600
600 N. Michigan Ave
Chicago, IL 60611
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Aventura Mall
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1) free screenings such as these

and

2) I have brother. His name is Bilo. He once have a demon that live in his head so we open his head and place a dry fish inside to eat the demon, but the demon become angry and make Bilo a retard. He is sex crazy! All day long in his cage he look on porno!

This Bilo son Boltok

http://www.borat.tv/ms_blog/wolfboy.jpg

in other news:

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/Borat-hf.homepage_featured.jpg

the avclub uses borat as a teaser, but never really says much about their review of the Toronto festival

"Do not listen him. He is Uzbek impostor."

I wish I'd seen that news thing :(