Me : Hey darlin' we got a lot in common...I'm not wearing a bra either.
My friend turned around knowing it was me, while the lady next to her turned around and said "You Pig!!!" and slapped me...I guess she thought I was talking to her, because she really wasn't wearing a bra...
― B, Saturday, 7 December 2002 08:17 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Douglas, Saturday, 7 December 2002 08:20 (twenty-one years ago) link
― maryann (maryann), Saturday, 7 December 2002 08:44 (twenty-one years ago) link
One sloppy drunk guy noticing the arrival of a packed police van, Central London, New Year's Eve, 1999.
― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Saturday, 7 December 2002 10:07 (twenty-one years ago) link
― dave q, Tuesday, 14 January 2003 19:55 (twenty-one years ago) link
― stevo (stevo), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 20:04 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 20:41 (twenty-one years ago) link
"Martin, why are you being so defensive?""Yeah, yeah...well why are you being so OFFENSIVE?"
― Michael Bourke, Tuesday, 14 January 2003 21:26 (twenty-one years ago) link
"today i feel like an indispensible cog in the machine"
― fields of salmon (fieldsofsalmon), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 21:40 (twenty-one years ago) link
1: hey2: what?1: you know who really needs a haircut?2: who?1: Michael Bolton.2: yeah, you're right.
― g.cannon (gcannon), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 22:48 (twenty-one years ago) link
― g.cannon (gcannon), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 22:49 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 22:51 (twenty-one years ago) link
I slid under the table I was laughing so hard (and I was in a different booth)! Wish I could recall whether she took him home that night.
― LCD (Ms Laura), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 07:14 (twenty-one years ago) link
Woman behind bar:"You should try Gingko Bilboa, it's fantastic!"
Incredibly drunk guy covered in paint: "Will it give me a huge rectum?"
― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Sunday, 19 January 2003 20:50 (twenty-one years ago) link
Man 1: You listen here. If they made me a decent looking woman, you know what I'm saying, it'd be perfect. I already understand guys.Man 2: Fuck you are so right.
??!
― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 2 May 2003 21:38 (twenty years ago) link
― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Monday, 16 June 2003 12:12 (twenty years ago) link
― Josh (Josh), Monday, 16 June 2003 16:20 (twenty years ago) link
"If you knew anything about space or love, you would never ever fuck with Björk."
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 16 June 2003 17:27 (twenty years ago) link
― dave q, Monday, 16 June 2003 17:34 (twenty years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 16 June 2003 17:50 (twenty years ago) link
― thomas de'aguirre (biteylove), Monday, 16 June 2003 20:49 (twenty years ago) link
― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 16 June 2003 21:44 (twenty years ago) link
ANTO 1: what are you up to this weekend?ANTO 2: ah, i thought i'd go down to later.ANTO 1: whaaa? you don't like dance music. why would you go there?ANTO 2: sure it'll be full of gee!("gee" = irish slang term for, er, female bits)― rener (rener), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 14:57 (twenty years ago) link
("gee" = irish slang term for, er, female bits)
― rener (rener), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 14:57 (twenty years ago) link
two antos (dublin equiv of geezers, maybe) on a bus, some years ago.
ANTO 1: what are you up to this weekend?ANTO 2: ah, i thought i'd go down to (popular rave club) later.ANTO 1: whaaa? you don't like dance music. why would you go there?ANTO 2: sure it'll be full of gee!
― rener (rener), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 14:58 (twenty years ago) link
Dependent entirely when the campus pub is open. And we're on summer hours now unfortunately.
― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 21:24 (twenty years ago) link
1: my dad wanted me to sign his living will, but no way.2: but?1: no way, i'm not signing it. i figure it's god's choice. when it's his time to go that's up to god.2: but the medical bills. he could be like a vegetable like for years.1: he's got money. i just won't do that.2: it can be really expensive. it's do not resuscitate.1: it's outta my hands.2: ...1: he's been real into this kinda stuff since he shot himself.2: ?1: didn't i tell you that? he put a gun to his head three years ago. blew out his eye, didn't kill him. he's got one eye now, he's still up and around.3: oh my friend's dad did that. put a shotgun up under his chin, bssshh blew off the whole side of his face, but he lived.
― typo acapulco (gcannon), Friday, 14 November 2003 06:57 (twenty years ago) link
― typo acapulco (gcannon), Friday, 14 November 2003 06:58 (twenty years ago) link
― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 14 November 2003 07:13 (twenty years ago) link
"I'm a bad man, and sometimes a bad man's just got to be bad.""And sometimes you're just DUMB."
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 November 2003 14:38 (twenty years ago) link
Rude Boy 1: D'you get me. It was fucking out of order!Rude Boy 2: Totally blood, disrespectful.RB1: Yeah, he's got no 'spect. I sent him out for fresh pasta and he comes back with dried!RB2: [shakes head sadly] Dried pasta's such a diss, man.
― Anna (Anna), Friday, 14 November 2003 14:55 (twenty years ago) link
― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 21:18 (twenty years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 21:22 (twenty years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 21:26 (twenty years ago) link
"Is he going into convulsions?"
"Not yet!"
I live next to the West Hollywood Russian mafia.
― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 21:26 (twenty years ago) link
A: They don't have any [insert female recording artist name here] CDs!!!!
B: Maybe they're sold-out.
A: Maybe they're just SEXIST!
I also heard them complaining that the store didn't have "enough" Sex Pistols records, whatever that means. Oh, Berkeley..
― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 21:27 (twenty years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 21:53 (twenty years ago) link
"What's a glory hole?"
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 16:29 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 16:36 (twenty years ago) link
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 16:48 (twenty years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 16:52 (twenty years ago) link
― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:28 (twenty years ago) link
Exec1: They've got 35 buildings on 29 locations, 900 employees...looks like we've hit the glory hole with this one.Exec2: "glory hole"? What kind of expression is that?
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 18:34 (twenty years ago) link
― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:00 (twenty years ago) link
So, there wasn't a demo either? Sad.
While waiting in front of a girl said to her friend at the Post Office, this morn:
"He's such an ass! Had the nerve to hold up the dildo like a sword."
Was dying to ask her whether he was willing to bend over, natch.
― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 21:24 (twenty years ago) link
First: "She's always locking everything up, she.."
Second: "Yeah, she's always putting everything in boxes.."
First: "...that lock."
― webcrack (music=crack), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 22:57 (twenty years ago) link
― Jon Williams (ex machina), Friday, 16 January 2004 22:30 (twenty years ago) link
"So you were less surprised at getting hit by a bus than at me getting engaged?!"
― Anna (Anna), Monday, 2 February 2004 18:00 (twenty years ago) link
Prof.:...and that's when man found out he had idle time to do whatever he pleased.Student: Oh, yeah! That's where they fry the codfish!
WTF?! Mind you, this little exchange was all in Spanish.
― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 00:08 (twenty years ago) link
― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 00:10 (twenty years ago) link
(whilst walking down polk st. in san francisco)"I dont give a fuck, I'm just tryin' to eat the pussy"
― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 00:11 (twenty years ago) link