(I've been thinking very deeply about this)
― yusef latifah (unregistered), Saturday, 20 December 2014 22:50 (nine years ago) link
a low-powered taser that delivers a shock to the genitals of people who don't hold the door open in situations where they were clearly obligated to do so
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Saturday, 20 December 2014 23:10 (nine years ago) link
lol
― yusef latifah (unregistered), Saturday, 20 December 2014 23:11 (nine years ago) link
or delivers a mild electric shock to ppl who don't say thank u when the door is opened for them
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 21 December 2014 00:26 (nine years ago) link
AND to hangers-on who wordlessly bolt through the door that is clearly not being opened for them
If I am far away and someone holds the door I just immediately sit down on the ground.
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 21 December 2014 01:48 (nine years ago) link
a cocktail called Nagila - the adverts could be like "Have a Nagila"
― StanM, Sunday, 21 December 2014 11:07 (nine years ago) link
A punk themed kebab shop called Get Pissed, Enjoy.
― just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 12:57 (nine years ago) link
A new version of 'Do They Know It's Christmas?', but performed by Chico, with the lyrics re-written to reflect this.
CHIIIII-COOOOO TIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIME!LET! THEM! KNOW! IT'S! CHI! CO! TIME!(IT'S) CHIIIII-COOOOO TIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIME!LET! THEM! KNOW! IT'S! CHI! CO! TIME!
― just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 12:59 (nine years ago) link
A band called Henry Jams.
― cwkiii, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 13:03 (nine years ago) link
Bob Marley-branded cough drops
Jingle: ♫There's a mentholyptus floating though the air. ♫
― how's life, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 22:44 (nine years ago) link
an e-40 magic 8 ball that say YUP, NOPE, BEEEEEYATCH and SMOKE ONE
― MAYBE HE'S NOT THE BEST THIGH SLAPPER IN THE WORLD (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 December 2014 05:40 (nine years ago) link
apparently i woke up at 9:06 am on new years and wrote in my phone "a show where david lynch drives around and explains things to babies"
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 3 January 2015 16:57 (nine years ago) link
i can see this being a great idea
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Sunday, 4 January 2015 04:53 (nine years ago) link
oh i know i just don't know where else to put it
i vaguely remember dreaming (i think?) about david lynch explaining basic things to a baby a la the beignning of breakfast of champions but i don't know why he had to be driving around
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 4 January 2015 09:28 (nine years ago) link
Perhaps the baby could be in a booster seat on the passenger side of the car, and the whole thing could be shot with a dashcam.
― You are swimming in spaghetti. Without a paddle. (snoball), Sunday, 4 January 2015 10:36 (nine years ago) link
range of tasty kids' poisons called Peribo (the crappy world of)
― imago, Friday, 9 January 2015 17:05 (nine years ago) link
app/site that would be like Yelp but only for rating/reviewing property & business owners based on their sidewalk shoveling/clearing after snowstorms
― gr8080, Saturday, 10 January 2015 18:20 (nine years ago) link
Last night, after successfully changing a shit diaper on the small tile counter in the tiny bathroom in the basement of a Mexican restaurant while the kid screamed, I decided I want to make some sort of social network / check-in / game app where you post diaper changes and get points based on difficulty or unusualness of the circumstances. Obviously it would be called Diapr.
― joygoat, Saturday, 10 January 2015 18:56 (nine years ago) link
― how's life, Saturday, 10 January 2015 20:50 (nine years ago) link
love it
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 January 2015 21:59 (nine years ago) link
album-length doom metal cover of "Hallelujah" with guest rappers.
or
Murakami Choose Your Own Adventure.
― Zachary Taylor, Sunday, 11 January 2015 06:55 (nine years ago) link
a tv series following Garak the tailor from deep space 9 and other members of his race.
i'm gonna call it "Keeping up with the Cardassians"
― koogs, Sunday, 11 January 2015 13:21 (nine years ago) link
Brickgun: an FPS game where the player is armed with a gun that fires bricks, so they can build chest high walls to duck behind while their health regenerates.
― You are swimming in spaghetti. Without a paddle. (snoball), Sunday, 11 January 2015 13:41 (nine years ago) link
From phone notes:
Film with voiceover by raving drunk
Start a bulk saffron distribution business
For a gallery setting - People sitting in front of loosely interpreted and fantastical approximations of computer screens
Spider-Man on towels (buy a towel)
War Games Shed
― tangenttangent, Sunday, 11 January 2015 13:47 (nine years ago) link
Brickgun totally viable as either a cute indie pixel-art non-FPS action-puzzle game, or as one of many weapons in an FPS committed to wacky high-concept hijinks.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 11 January 2015 17:12 (nine years ago) link
At the end of a play, if the audience applauds enough, the actors should come back out and do a short mini-play or some sort of epilogue to the main play as an encore
― silverfish, Monday, 12 January 2015 15:18 (nine years ago) link
― joygoat, Saturday, January 10, 2015 1:56 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
This is great.
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Monday, 12 January 2015 15:19 (nine years ago) link
Idle RPG called Clickbait where you click on bait.
― give rob da bank a gun... (onimo), Monday, 12 January 2015 15:40 (nine years ago) link
lmao
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 12 January 2015 18:56 (nine years ago) link
declaring fatwa upon rae sremmurd
― NyQuil Made It (imago), Monday, 12 January 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link
A site that looks exactly like Indeed except that instead of listing jobs it lists drug dealers you can hold up and it's called ohindeed.com.
― Smoothie Operator (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 January 2015 19:42 (nine years ago) link
― how's life, Monday, 12 January 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link
LJ can u at least confine your inane music snobbery to the two week top-77 rollout period, thanks
― gr8080, Monday, 12 January 2015 19:57 (nine years ago) link
that's a great idea, gr80
― valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 12 January 2015 20:04 (nine years ago) link
lol snobbery != visceral repulsion, but note the thread I posted it to, the urge to cavil is subsumed beneath letting live, poll rollout will never be the same again etc
― NyQuil Made It (imago), Monday, 12 January 2015 20:08 (nine years ago) link
=! looks sort of like an emoticon for an agitated person whose mouth is twitching
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 12 January 2015 20:39 (nine years ago) link
it is the face of someone countenancing a particularly loud & annoying fly
― rae sredrum (imago), Monday, 12 January 2015 20:50 (nine years ago) link
He KNOOOOOWS BETTER
― shmup....smug....shmub....shmug.... (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 05:53 (nine years ago) link
Set up a charitable foundation, buy a house with a shed or guest house on the property, do a bunch of crappy paintings, set up a "museum" in the shed, "donate" the paintings to the museum, get tax breaks.
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 16:41 (nine years ago) link
A Platters covers band that does the songs in a punk style, called 'The Splatters'.
― You are swimming in spaghetti. Without a paddle. (snoball), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 18:56 (nine years ago) link
would listen
― this is just a saginaw (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 11:09 (nine years ago) link
A parka insulated with 100% goose fat.
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 14:21 (nine years ago) link
You'd think with song titles like "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes" and "The Great Pretender", there'd be more punk versions:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvyeNH6UGE8
― pplains, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 14:27 (nine years ago) link
Whittlemare, a film about a child who discovers that a wooden toy horse is the secret key that enables his divorced robot parents to communicate with each other.
― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 22:34 (nine years ago) link
that's a great idea!
― switching letters guy, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 22:36 (nine years ago) link
sounds like a Wonderful World of Disney movie
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 22:39 (nine years ago) link
that bone broth thread gave me an idea for a sketch about "Paleo Moms" who get health benefits for themselves and their children by cutting out and eating the hearts of their enemies.
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Friday, 16 January 2015 22:51 (nine years ago) link
A commercial for maternity jeans in which a fetus sings "Is there any more room for me in those jeans?"
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Sunday, 25 January 2015 16:30 (nine years ago) link
terrible idea from my unconscious mind which somehow showed up in a dream a couple of days ago:
A sequel to Kindergarten Cop where Arnold Schwarzenegger is protecting his kindergarten class from wave after wave of school shooters. Somehow, it still remains a comedy.
― silverfish, Monday, 2 February 2015 20:25 (nine years ago) link