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― virtuoso thigh slapper (Jordan), Friday, 19 December 2014 17:48 (nine years ago) link
love that one btw
that's one of my (50 or so) favorites
― Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Friday, 19 December 2014 17:51 (nine years ago) link
Ha, I was scratching my head over that one just today. Didn't even notice the pamphlet!
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 19 December 2014 17:59 (nine years ago) link
I guess he was boning up on her.
― ledge, Friday, 19 December 2014 18:01 (nine years ago) link
this really is the best contemporary comic strip
― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Friday, December 19, 2014 11:51 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Definitely the best comedy need threads devoted to explaining the jokes to people
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 19 December 2014 18:13 (nine years ago) link
Eager to hear Whiney's top 10 favorite Jeff Foxworthy jokes
― 龜, Friday, 19 December 2014 18:14 (nine years ago) link
If youuuuuuuuuuuu don't understand a comic strip about Santa fucking his elves.... You might be an ilxor
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 19 December 2014 18:16 (nine years ago) link
hark, a vagrant is the best contemporary comic strip
― Adding ease. Adding wonder. Adding (contenderizer), Friday, 19 December 2014 18:17 (nine years ago) link
lol Whiney
― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Friday, 19 December 2014 18:23 (nine years ago) link
I am afraid to admit how irrationally angry I got when the bassoon strip was misidentified as a clarinet; I blame it on only getting 3 hours of sleep
― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Friday, 19 December 2014 18:24 (nine years ago) link
"In Finnish folklore at least, Santa has a wife."
I was going to ask why Santa having a wife would be a particularly Finnish thing, but it just struck me that American Santa folklore is pretty much Coca Cola ads and a murdering Tim Allen.
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 19 December 2014 18:24 (nine years ago) link
I think Tuomas was just speaking from his own culture and not presuming to be an authority on American traditions.
Genuinely not sure how people could fail to get that strip, though. I'm putting it down to them *wanting* there to be more b/c the joke's a bit rubbish.
― emil.y, Friday, 19 December 2014 18:28 (nine years ago) link
like a lot of PBF strips, the best thing about it isn't the joke but the way a certain element is drawn. element being a reindeer itc.
― Adding ease. Adding wonder. Adding (contenderizer), Friday, 19 December 2014 18:35 (nine years ago) link
Much like the priest-kings of Nemi, Tim Allen's Santa will be murdered in turn.
― jmm, Friday, 19 December 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link
Yeah, I mentioned the Finnish thing only because I wasn't sure whether American Santa is supposed to be married. In most of the movie depictions I can remember he seems to be kind of a loner.
― Tuomas, Friday, 19 December 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link
first blush was "oh, santa's fucking the elf moms" but the first panel threw me. looks like two elves are asleep and one is winking. admittedly took me way too long too notice middle elf has a santa face.
xpsts
― circa1916, Friday, 19 December 2014 18:43 (nine years ago) link
yeah, so much of what makes PBF funny is just facial expressions.
In an age where so many comic strips are really badly drawn this definitely sets it apart.
xxxp
― silverfish, Friday, 19 December 2014 18:44 (nine years ago) link
I wonder if the Santa spawn is meant to murder his workmates and replace them with his as yet unborn siblings while Santa's away. That would explain the wink.
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 19 December 2014 18:52 (nine years ago) link
Only Dasher escaped to tell thee...
I'm not sure that the elf is supposed to be winking. Who would he be winking at, and why? I think the artist got caught in a problem where he had to give Santa a conspiratorial expression, and he had to make the elf resemble Santa.
― jmm, Friday, 19 December 2014 19:01 (nine years ago) link
― emil.y, vrijdag 19 december 2014 19:28 (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Raises hand. Thought there would be more to it given the depth and eye for detail earlier. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Friday, 19 December 2014 19:03 (nine years ago) link
Isn't "Santa winking" a sort of iconic thing, or maybe even part of the coca cola santa.
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 19 December 2014 19:04 (nine years ago) link
ie pbf used the winking to denote "this is Santa's child"
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 19 December 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link
tuomas, which loner santa movies are you referring to?
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 19 December 2014 19:06 (nine years ago) link
Santa Driver
― Adding ease. Adding wonder. Adding (contenderizer), Friday, 19 December 2014 20:44 (nine years ago) link
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, December 19, 2014 11:04 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 December 2014 21:04 (nine years ago) link
http://file.vintageadbrowser.com/wncf6f6aoof8vv.jpg
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 December 2014 21:05 (nine years ago) link
lol santa fuckin
― example (crüt), Friday, 19 December 2014 21:05 (nine years ago) link
http://www.bevreview.com/wp-content/image_cokesanta1996_friend1.jpg
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 December 2014 21:07 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B5P3czjCUAAuIV9.jpg
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 19 December 2014 21:19 (nine years ago) link
from Rick Veitch's adaptation of 1941?
― MAYBE HE'S NOT THE BEST THIGH SLAPPER IN THE WORLD (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 December 2014 21:34 (nine years ago) link
bingo
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 19 December 2014 21:36 (nine years ago) link
called that by the lettering; my nerd zen is pretty strong
― MAYBE HE'S NOT THE BEST THIGH SLAPPER IN THE WORLD (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 December 2014 21:54 (nine years ago) link
Have you read it? its amazing
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 19 December 2014 22:02 (nine years ago) link
ive had this one on my fridge for a few years http://i.imgur.com/aR2O0Dj.jpg
but i can't seem to find it online, apart from this inferior variant: http://www.pbfcomics.com/145/
― diamonddave85 (diamonddave85), Friday, 19 December 2014 22:17 (nine years ago) link
this was the first PBF i ever saw, around '02: http://www.pbfcomics.com/22/
my neighbor showed me a site where he and his friends would post battle rap songs every week, and refreshing the page would show a different PBF comic at the bottom (there were only like five though, and uncredited so i had no idea what it was called).
― virtuoso thigh slapper (Jordan), Friday, 19 December 2014 22:22 (nine years ago) link
xpActually I like the Nunez one better.
― nickn, Friday, 19 December 2014 23:28 (nine years ago) link
Xxp yeah, i own 1941... somewhere...
― MAYBE HE'S NOT THE BEST THIGH SLAPPER IN THE WORLD (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 December 2014 23:42 (nine years ago) link
the thing that makes the santa strip unclear is the elf childs face doesnt resemble santas enough imho
― lag∞n, Friday, 19 December 2014 23:49 (nine years ago) link
the preggo elf moms are an admission of this and although theyre intended to highlight the joke they further obscure it through confusing the composition of the final panel
― lag∞n, Friday, 19 December 2014 23:53 (nine years ago) link
been trying not to get involved in this pedantic discussion for the last couple days and failed lol
You all are serious about this Santa thing, aren't you?
Thought this was some sort of meta-overanalyzing humor going on here.
― pplains, Saturday, 20 December 2014 00:14 (nine years ago) link
"the thing that makes the santa strip unclear is the elf childs face doesnt resemble santas enough imho"
Yeah, he's winking with the other eye!
― nickn, Saturday, 20 December 2014 00:37 (nine years ago) link
Re the facial expressions, this is one of my favourites and the faces in the final panel say so much despite their only features being little black dots for eyes
http://www.pbfcomics.com/210/"> http://www.pbfcomics.com/210/
― ewar woowar (or something), Saturday, 20 December 2014 01:08 (nine years ago) link
me irl
― emil.y, Saturday, 20 December 2014 01:16 (nine years ago) link
Oh my god, this one: http://www.pbfcomics.com/211
― jmm, Saturday, 20 December 2014 01:38 (nine years ago) link
http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF265-Matched.png
― Mordy, Sunday, 21 December 2014 19:41 (nine years ago) link
the worried expression on Scorpy's face in the first panel of the one emil.y posted is haunting
― soref, Sunday, 21 December 2014 19:51 (nine years ago) link
Hiding the yarmulke as a truck wheel is clever.
I thought she got mad at him looking at her boobs at first. The symmetric cross is also strange.
― poxy fülvous (abanana), Sunday, 21 December 2014 20:03 (nine years ago) link