Rolling 2014 Haunted Rocking Chair Thread

Perfectly fine slices of bread with a steaming pile in between. Worst PPV in some time which is really saying something

really stepped it up

completely forget everything about ryback/kane including the winner

Did Ryebread win? I think so.

was that the stairs match? oh god

were there any non-divas aside from dolph ziggler who are not twice as heavy as dolph ziggler

I'm late to the party, but I saw Lucha Underground for the first time last weekend and loved it. It's got such an innocence to it, something that wwe lacks. I can't quite put my finger on what that is exactly, but its awesome.

anyone else pulled a tv from its plug socket and had it explode with pyrotechnics in their face?

i didnt watch the ppv

If my tv had exploded it would have been better than that PPV.

lucha underground also has really good wrestling matches

i mean i am way partial to high flyers and acrobatics and max weight: cruiser, the opposite of everything vince likes but vince himself is so adept at burying the actually talented lunks it doesn't matter

the difference is so huge

http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/michael-cole-fall.gif

http://bitchmagazine.org/post/why-a-woman-named-sexy-star-signals-a-turning-point-in-professional-wrestling#.VI9LExhED1U.twitter

strange she didn't mention the horribleness of striker and vampiro whenever she appears

also: http://uproxx.com/prowrestling/2014/12/watch-professional-wrestler-kimber-lee-take-on-gender-stereotypes-in-this-new-documentary-short/

matt striker is the absolute worst

so it kinda seems like the ascension are gonna do a fallout gimmick which, if true, i am very excited about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL6YVilSbaA

maybe cody rhodes will wrestle them in a vault 11 jumpsuit

just looks like fake demolition/road warriors to me

which is probably what their gimmick needed in the first place

gd i'm in full on angry fantasy booking mode i need to make a clean break

but god the leadup to royal rumble could be so great (compared to the TLC leadup where everyone suddenly just gets the urge to hit each other with objects) if they cared about it -- it's the most lopsided, unbalanced event and they never give a shit when they could spend a whole month having meaningful matches/storylines to determine placement. love what LU did where they split the roster up into two big brawls and had the winners of each face each other, with the winner getting the last spot and the loser getting the first. would love to end up with a RR where 2/3 of the participants have been placed for some sort of actual reason and the rest are ~MYSTERY PARTICIPANTS~~~~

OR just turn it into a logic game WELL WE KNOW ROWAN'S SPOT IS DIVISIBLE BY 4 AND KANE'S ENDS IN A 7 BUT IT CAN'T BE 17 BECAUSE EITHER ZIGGLER OR HARPER IS 17 AND JIMMY USO BOUGHT THE RED FLOWER AND

lolz. also is there a shit wrestling meme good enough for the 2015 thread title?

Rolling nxt/lucha underground/i guess whatever happens at wm/ss thread 2015?

rolling promote hunter already thread 2015?

rolling exploding tv thread 2015

rolling make sure you make roman look strong thread 2015

rolling anticipation of punks ufc disaster 2015

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rolling (non-millenials) grabbing the brass ring

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av club doing public service w/ this article:
http://www.avclub.com/article/introduction-brutal-spectacle-new-japan-pro-wrestl-213017

rolling (non-millenials) grabbing the brass ring 2015