I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (1398 of them)

i think of mattress's "traces of bitter earth" comment all the time now

(曇り) (clouds), Saturday, 13 December 2014 22:03 (nine years ago) link

I thought of it the other day when my face was days deep in some tush and it was clean but had a slight bitterness to it.

fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 13 December 2014 22:09 (nine years ago) link

I like how apropos(ish) Alfred's DN now feels in light of this recent convo.

MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Sunday, 14 December 2014 00:17 (nine years ago) link

ETing is when your tongue or finger touches turd not sorry

fgti, Sunday, 14 December 2014 00:54 (nine years ago) link

I am.

Eric H., Sunday, 14 December 2014 01:10 (nine years ago) link

gay TMI thread really delivering the goods today

The Reverend, Sunday, 14 December 2014 03:34 (nine years ago) link

gay tmi thread is not fully delivering if the only thing i need to look up is 'mewtwo'

mookieproof, Sunday, 14 December 2014 04:05 (nine years ago) link

never heard DPing as an acronym wtf is it

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 14 December 2014 05:41 (nine years ago) link

ok, that's just trying too hard. keep it simple stupid.

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 14 December 2014 05:43 (nine years ago) link

just takes a little limbering up.

(曇り) (clouds), Sunday, 14 December 2014 05:45 (nine years ago) link

E.T. was exactly what I feared.

But like did it reach out to meet you halfway?

Je55e, Sunday, 14 December 2014 17:01 (nine years ago) link

DPing seems to always be the climax frame of sexy yaoi so I think a lotta gay nerds hold it up mentally as being some holy mountain.

fgti, Monday, 15 December 2014 10:33 (nine years ago) link

I've seen it in porn and it just looks too silly to be fun

fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 15 December 2014 12:04 (nine years ago) link

Attempted it once; too difficult to actually be enjoyable, though we never did properly get it going. May or may not try it again if the situation ever presents itself.

MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Monday, 15 December 2014 15:16 (nine years ago) link

my ex and i were playing with another couple we'd see occasionally -- he'd gone to the bathroom for a minute and we were actually making it work but had to stop lest he get jealous (which happened anyway).

is "lucky pierre"-ing a commonly used term?

(曇り) (clouds), Monday, 15 December 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link

Have no idea what "Lucky Pierre" means in this context, even after a Google search.

MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Monday, 15 December 2014 15:38 (nine years ago) link

haw, the first result i get is the correct meaning

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lucky+pierre

(曇り) (clouds), Monday, 15 December 2014 15:44 (nine years ago) link

Oh, I've totally been a Lucky Pierre!

MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Monday, 15 December 2014 15:58 (nine years ago) link

my friends (same ones mentioned above) referred to the positions as cabin boy, pierre and the captain, respectively.

(曇り) (clouds), Monday, 15 December 2014 16:03 (nine years ago) link

<3 this thread so much

marcos, Monday, 15 December 2014 16:50 (nine years ago) link

I've reluctantly DP-topped a few times and it has been charming in an "athletic feats!" sort of way. No Os but some nice memories

fgti, Monday, 15 December 2014 17:03 (nine years ago) link

"Lucky Pierre" wow. As soon as you find that something has an established term tho I feel like it loses some of the feeling of sexual ingenuity that comes with the act of proposing that it occur.

I have on another thread posted my fave term for hands-free O, tho right: bluetoothing

fgti, Monday, 15 December 2014 17:06 (nine years ago) link

lol @ bluetoothing

marcos, Monday, 15 December 2014 17:07 (nine years ago) link

I feel like I should be having more penetrative group sex.

fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 15 December 2014 17:44 (nine years ago) link

but it's enough of a pain to find someone to screw at all (vers or otherwise) let alone several ppl who are all into each other and who are also vers

fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 15 December 2014 17:45 (nine years ago) link

FALP, anyone?

fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 15 December 2014 17:46 (nine years ago) link

picked the best moment to decide to start posting again, thx fellas

donna rouge, Monday, 15 December 2014 18:16 (nine years ago) link

I wish I had some fun TMI to share! >: (

fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 15 December 2014 19:02 (nine years ago) link

OH WAIT I DO!!

I ate my fuck buddy's ass the other day and then washed up afterwards and went straight to a dinner party, but 30 seconds after I left his apartment I realized that I'd forgotten to wash my face, and I was going to a dinner party where I would hug-and-kiss everyone hello with my whiskers smelling like ass!! How gauche!

Luckily I stopped at a bar on the way and got a shot and a beer and a good face-scrubbing in the bathroom and all was okay.

fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 15 December 2014 19:08 (nine years ago) link

Can someone just schedule me for a foursome? I promise I'll show up.

Eric H., Tuesday, 16 December 2014 05:32 (nine years ago) link

I've posted in this thread 25 times.

Eric H., Tuesday, 16 December 2014 06:11 (nine years ago) link

will golf do?

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 December 2014 13:26 (nine years ago) link

kisses from new orleans y'all, i'm having the time of my life already <3

we're thinking of going to a leather bar down the road sometime this week. would be my first!

(曇り) (clouds), Friday, 19 December 2014 18:34 (nine years ago) link

gee, that didn't seem particularly TMI

fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 19 December 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link

okay, i'll dish: we fucked like vikings. :D

(曇り) (clouds), Friday, 19 December 2014 18:51 (nine years ago) link

Hm.

fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 19 December 2014 19:40 (nine years ago) link

why do anonymous craigslist bjs still sound exciting and i'm 32 in a decent relationship.

i want to get laid more than once a month with someone who can relax enough to take and enjoy my dick.

languagelessness (mattresslessness), Thursday, 25 December 2014 04:55 (nine years ago) link

monarghamy

(曇り) (clouds), Thursday, 25 December 2014 05:01 (nine years ago) link

i'm terrified i'll lose what i have if i open it up. which is: an hour or two of total contentment once or twice a week. and lots of unfulfilled ideals.

languagelessness (mattresslessness), Thursday, 25 December 2014 05:08 (nine years ago) link

How far is it from SLC to Philly?

y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 25 December 2014 15:17 (nine years ago) link

!

Dej & the Fommly Loaf (The Reverend), Thursday, 25 December 2014 18:39 (nine years ago) link

that was a rough night. all you guys are rad. time to go convince myself everything is peachy. :). i need to have A Talk but i'm not sure if i go with a) i'm committed to you but i'm not getting enough sex and i want to open it up or b) it's time to move on. i love him but there are compatibility issues that are not being resolved. sorry for liveblogging relationship problems in the coughdrop-in-butthole thread.

languagelessness (mattresslessness), Thursday, 25 December 2014 20:15 (nine years ago) link

i'm committed to you but i'm not getting enough sex and i want to open it up

this is 100% a reasonable discussion to have in a gay relationship imo and if he draws a line in the sand on that then you might have to move onto conversation b

J0rdan S., Friday, 26 December 2014 18:41 (nine years ago) link

j0rdan otm, that is some serious #realtalk and obviously your situation is prob complex and multi-faceted but at the end of the day, I think j0rdan's reduction is still otm: that IS a 100% reasonable discussion to have and it is a p crucial aspect of a relationship, especially if there as imbalance of desires.

y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 26 December 2014 20:31 (nine years ago) link

i think that in a healthy relationship you should at least be able to talk about the notion of opening it up, if one person wants to

if one side explodes at the mere notion that's a problem imo, unless the other person is totally on the same wavelength

J0rdan S., Friday, 26 December 2014 20:58 (nine years ago) link

There isn't a single relationship I've endured in which the other guy hasn't balked at the idea. I think I'm Dracula or something.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 26 December 2014 22:54 (nine years ago) link

balking at the idea is a fair reaction, i guess, but one must accept that they're giving the person who wants to open it up a reason to leave the relationship

J0rdan S., Friday, 26 December 2014 22:56 (nine years ago) link

good luck matt

j0rdan, if u and the bf are home do you want to go to the Bathsalts drag show at Don Pedro's on Mon night?

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 December 2014 23:03 (nine years ago) link

i'll ask him!

J0rdan S., Friday, 26 December 2014 23:06 (nine years ago) link

it's what all the young(ish) bklyn queers are doing apparently

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 December 2014 23:07 (nine years ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.