How about an ice dagger that you insert into a handle that has a red LED in it, so that it looks like the lightsaber in the Star Wars VII trailer?
― just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Saturday, 13 December 2014 20:15 (nine years ago) link
funny you should askhttp://www.amazon.com/Star-Wars-Glowing-Lightsaber-Maker/dp/B00B3YJ6OInot entirely sure these are the droids you're looking for tho, based on this... interesting... marketing imagehttp://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/416jZkliFrL.jpg
― a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 13 December 2014 20:18 (nine years ago) link
NSFW, like, at allhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWHiNkCIAfU
― just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Saturday, 13 December 2014 20:26 (nine years ago) link
$80?!I wanted to buy these for our son who loves Star Wars, but $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! It better make the Popsicles for me at that price!Published 6 months ago by Tiffany
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 13 December 2014 20:29 (nine years ago) link
you just freeze the flavored water, Tiffany!
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 13 December 2014 20:30 (nine years ago) link
a public tribute to nyc film culture featuring a life-size bronze stature of woody allen and spike lee smiling with their arms around each others shoulders
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 14 December 2014 03:03 (nine years ago) link
lol Boston idea
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 14 December 2014 03:50 (nine years ago) link
lol yes in that it was inspired by walking by this: http://www.bostonmagazine.com/arts-entertainment/blog/2014/10/06/edgar-allan-poe-comes-back-boston/
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 14 December 2014 03:53 (nine years ago) link
Flying next to Poe is a giant raven, bursting from his baggage. A heart, representing his well-known work The Tell-Tale Heart, is plopped on a pile of books behind Poe’s flowing coat.
― a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 14 December 2014 18:26 (nine years ago) link
a serial parody in which a Sarah Koenig-style reporter glibly examines the armenian genocide
― man alive, Monday, 15 December 2014 19:44 (nine years ago) link
she did a really great job on the florida terrorist story, and i recall other newsier things from her
she can do good journalism & i think probably is a good journalist in her own right but they didnt want this to be journalism as much as story telling so we get this instead & grrrrrrr
i think it's a pity
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 15 December 2014 19:57 (nine years ago) link
I keep wondering if I'm being overly hard on it. Like if this was an inconclusive documentary film instead of an inconclusive weekly podcast would I feel the same.
― man alive, Monday, 15 December 2014 20:01 (nine years ago) link
writing introductions to my papers in grad school under pseudonyms, situating the texts in their proper context and sagaciously emphasizing their cultural importance
― Treeship, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 02:01 (nine years ago) link
I think this is called "editing your own Wikipedia entry."
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 06:22 (nine years ago) link
a door that beeps when the people behind the door-opener are within a prescribed range (20 feet???), signalling the door-opener's obligation to hold it open and the pedestrians' obligation to speed up their stride. it would stop beeping after about 10 seconds so that the door opener wouldn't feel obligated to wait for stragglers.
― yusef latifah (unregistered), Saturday, 20 December 2014 22:26 (nine years ago) link
in some parts of the world (Canada?), the distance/time might be as long as 50 feet/25 seconds, but in less courteous areas it might be as short as 5 feet/3 seconds. every decade or so, custodians would update the parameters in accordance with evolving social expectations.
― yusef latifah (unregistered), Saturday, 20 December 2014 22:49 (nine years ago) link
(I've been thinking very deeply about this)
― yusef latifah (unregistered), Saturday, 20 December 2014 22:50 (nine years ago) link
a low-powered taser that delivers a shock to the genitals of people who don't hold the door open in situations where they were clearly obligated to do so
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Saturday, 20 December 2014 23:10 (nine years ago) link
lol
― yusef latifah (unregistered), Saturday, 20 December 2014 23:11 (nine years ago) link
or delivers a mild electric shock to ppl who don't say thank u when the door is opened for them
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 21 December 2014 00:26 (nine years ago) link
AND to hangers-on who wordlessly bolt through the door that is clearly not being opened for them
If I am far away and someone holds the door I just immediately sit down on the ground.
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 21 December 2014 01:48 (nine years ago) link
a cocktail called Nagila - the adverts could be like "Have a Nagila"
― StanM, Sunday, 21 December 2014 11:07 (nine years ago) link
A punk themed kebab shop called Get Pissed, Enjoy.
― just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 12:57 (nine years ago) link
A new version of 'Do They Know It's Christmas?', but performed by Chico, with the lyrics re-written to reflect this.
CHIIIII-COOOOO TIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIME!LET! THEM! KNOW! IT'S! CHI! CO! TIME!(IT'S) CHIIIII-COOOOO TIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIME!LET! THEM! KNOW! IT'S! CHI! CO! TIME!
― just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 12:59 (nine years ago) link
A band called Henry Jams.
― cwkiii, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 13:03 (nine years ago) link
Bob Marley-branded cough drops
Jingle: ♫There's a mentholyptus floating though the air. ♫
― how's life, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 22:44 (nine years ago) link
an e-40 magic 8 ball that say YUP, NOPE, BEEEEEYATCH and SMOKE ONE
― MAYBE HE'S NOT THE BEST THIGH SLAPPER IN THE WORLD (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 December 2014 05:40 (nine years ago) link
apparently i woke up at 9:06 am on new years and wrote in my phone "a show where david lynch drives around and explains things to babies"
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 3 January 2015 16:57 (nine years ago) link
i can see this being a great idea
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Sunday, 4 January 2015 04:53 (nine years ago) link
oh i know i just don't know where else to put it
i vaguely remember dreaming (i think?) about david lynch explaining basic things to a baby a la the beignning of breakfast of champions but i don't know why he had to be driving around
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 4 January 2015 09:28 (nine years ago) link
Perhaps the baby could be in a booster seat on the passenger side of the car, and the whole thing could be shot with a dashcam.
― You are swimming in spaghetti. Without a paddle. (snoball), Sunday, 4 January 2015 10:36 (nine years ago) link
range of tasty kids' poisons called Peribo (the crappy world of)
― imago, Friday, 9 January 2015 17:05 (nine years ago) link
app/site that would be like Yelp but only for rating/reviewing property & business owners based on their sidewalk shoveling/clearing after snowstorms
― gr8080, Saturday, 10 January 2015 18:20 (nine years ago) link
Last night, after successfully changing a shit diaper on the small tile counter in the tiny bathroom in the basement of a Mexican restaurant while the kid screamed, I decided I want to make some sort of social network / check-in / game app where you post diaper changes and get points based on difficulty or unusualness of the circumstances. Obviously it would be called Diapr.
― joygoat, Saturday, 10 January 2015 18:56 (nine years ago) link
― how's life, Saturday, 10 January 2015 20:50 (nine years ago) link
love it
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 January 2015 21:59 (nine years ago) link
album-length doom metal cover of "Hallelujah" with guest rappers.
or
Murakami Choose Your Own Adventure.
― Zachary Taylor, Sunday, 11 January 2015 06:55 (nine years ago) link
a tv series following Garak the tailor from deep space 9 and other members of his race.
i'm gonna call it "Keeping up with the Cardassians"
― koogs, Sunday, 11 January 2015 13:21 (nine years ago) link
Brickgun: an FPS game where the player is armed with a gun that fires bricks, so they can build chest high walls to duck behind while their health regenerates.
― You are swimming in spaghetti. Without a paddle. (snoball), Sunday, 11 January 2015 13:41 (nine years ago) link
From phone notes:
Film with voiceover by raving drunk
Start a bulk saffron distribution business
For a gallery setting - People sitting in front of loosely interpreted and fantastical approximations of computer screens
Spider-Man on towels (buy a towel)
War Games Shed
― tangenttangent, Sunday, 11 January 2015 13:47 (nine years ago) link
Brickgun totally viable as either a cute indie pixel-art non-FPS action-puzzle game, or as one of many weapons in an FPS committed to wacky high-concept hijinks.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 11 January 2015 17:12 (nine years ago) link
At the end of a play, if the audience applauds enough, the actors should come back out and do a short mini-play or some sort of epilogue to the main play as an encore
― silverfish, Monday, 12 January 2015 15:18 (nine years ago) link
― joygoat, Saturday, January 10, 2015 1:56 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
This is great.
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Monday, 12 January 2015 15:19 (nine years ago) link
Idle RPG called Clickbait where you click on bait.
― give rob da bank a gun... (onimo), Monday, 12 January 2015 15:40 (nine years ago) link
lmao
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 12 January 2015 18:56 (nine years ago) link
declaring fatwa upon rae sremmurd
― NyQuil Made It (imago), Monday, 12 January 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link
A site that looks exactly like Indeed except that instead of listing jobs it lists drug dealers you can hold up and it's called ohindeed.com.
― Smoothie Operator (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 January 2015 19:42 (nine years ago) link
― how's life, Monday, 12 January 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link
LJ can u at least confine your inane music snobbery to the two week top-77 rollout period, thanks
― gr8080, Monday, 12 January 2015 19:57 (nine years ago) link