I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

I'm still confused about E.T.ing but maybe I don't want to understand.

fgti's finger is radioactive

it's got the invisible touch

I'm still confused about E.T.ing but maybe I don't want to understand.

― Je55e, Saturday, December 13, 2014 2:10 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's got the invisible touch

he reaches in and grabs right hold of your heart.

http://i.imgur.com/edtDYNt.png

what about if you want to flush the dude down the toilet

i'm singing "dude wipes" to the tune of "good lovin'" by the young rascals

http://www.stim.com/Stim-x/0596May/Sparky/Pix/flower.gif

but there's been a couple times now with this dude when my tongue has E.T.'d

ohhhhhhh my god

fgti srsly living up to thread title

i think of mattress's "traces of bitter earth" comment all the time now

I thought of it the other day when my face was days deep in some tush and it was clean but had a slight bitterness to it.

I like how apropos(ish) Alfred's DN now feels in light of this recent convo.

ETing is when your tongue or finger touches turd not sorry

I am.

gay TMI thread really delivering the goods today

gay tmi thread is not fully delivering if the only thing i need to look up is 'mewtwo'

never heard DPing as an acronym wtf is it

ok, that's just trying too hard. keep it simple stupid.

just takes a little limbering up.

E.T. was exactly what I feared.

But like did it reach out to meet you halfway?

DPing seems to always be the climax frame of sexy yaoi so I think a lotta gay nerds hold it up mentally as being some holy mountain.

I've seen it in porn and it just looks too silly to be fun

Attempted it once; too difficult to actually be enjoyable, though we never did properly get it going. May or may not try it again if the situation ever presents itself.

my ex and i were playing with another couple we'd see occasionally -- he'd gone to the bathroom for a minute and we were actually making it work but had to stop lest he get jealous (which happened anyway).

is "lucky pierre"-ing a commonly used term?

Have no idea what "Lucky Pierre" means in this context, even after a Google search.

haw, the first result i get is the correct meaning

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lucky+pierre

Oh, I've totally been a Lucky Pierre!

my friends (same ones mentioned above) referred to the positions as cabin boy, pierre and the captain, respectively.

<3 this thread so much

I've reluctantly DP-topped a few times and it has been charming in an "athletic feats!" sort of way. No Os but some nice memories

"Lucky Pierre" wow. As soon as you find that something has an established term tho I feel like it loses some of the feeling of sexual ingenuity that comes with the act of proposing that it occur.

I have on another thread posted my fave term for hands-free O, tho right: bluetoothing

lol @ bluetoothing

I feel like I should be having more penetrative group sex.

but it's enough of a pain to find someone to screw at all (vers or otherwise) let alone several ppl who are all into each other and who are also vers

FALP, anyone?

picked the best moment to decide to start posting again, thx fellas

I wish I had some fun TMI to share! >: (

OH WAIT I DO!!

I ate my fuck buddy's ass the other day and then washed up afterwards and went straight to a dinner party, but 30 seconds after I left his apartment I realized that I'd forgotten to wash my face, and I was going to a dinner party where I would hug-and-kiss everyone hello with my whiskers smelling like ass!! How gauche!

Luckily I stopped at a bar on the way and got a shot and a beer and a good face-scrubbing in the bathroom and all was okay.

Can someone just schedule me for a foursome? I promise I'll show up.

I've posted in this thread 25 times.

will golf do?

kisses from new orleans y'all, i'm having the time of my life already <3

we're thinking of going to a leather bar down the road sometime this week. would be my first!

gee, that didn't seem particularly TMI

okay, i'll dish: we fucked like vikings. :D

Hm.

why do anonymous craigslist bjs still sound exciting and i'm 32 in a decent relationship.

i want to get laid more than once a month with someone who can relax enough to take and enjoy my dick.

monarghamy

i'm terrified i'll lose what i have if i open it up. which is: an hour or two of total contentment once or twice a week. and lots of unfulfilled ideals.