Post itt everytime Kobe shoots 50% or better

https://vine.co/v/O6hOL2IE3Zd

Kerr, who hit one of the most famous Finals shots because Jordan passed out of a double-team, has a theory on why there’s so much demand for superstars to take the last shots: “It’s because people are idiots, that’s why. The point of the game is to get an open shot and if a guy’s double-teamed he should pass it. That’s the game.”

http://espn.go.com/blog/golden-state-warriors/post/_/id/104/stephen-curry-willing-to-dish-final-shot&ex_cid

Oops wrong thread.

@BillSimmons

Right now, Kobe is the 2nd player to average 24.5 PPG while shooting less than 38%. The other: Joe Fulks... in 1947. http://t.co/LZFb0ZEwaj

felt like stackhouse did that once but i looked and he shot 40%

8-30 from the field tonight. bonus: nine turnovers.

sick

Legend

http://media.giphy.com/media/O5NyCibf93upy/giphy.gif

It forced Lakers Coach Byron Scott to ponder the once unthinkable — resting Bryant for a game.

Equally imponderable: Bryant seems to be in agreement with it.

“There’s probably not much of an option … it might make sense,” he said quietly after making only eight of 30 shots (26.7%). He had 25 points and nine turnovers.

“It’s fatigue and then just general soreness, joint soreness, body soreness,” Bryant said.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B5d2XMyCMAEXDcG.png

kobe can be a contributor to this lakers team... he just refuses to

your honor in the matter of The People vs. Kobe 'Bean' Bryant i'd like to submit the above evidence to the jury as Exhibit A. Let the record show that the bean is cooked.

saw some quote from him saying he didnt think he wld have to do so much for this team

bill plaschke wrote a piece titled "L.A. finally sees the true Kobe Bryant, and it's a pleasure to behold", but it wasn't the kobe kolumn i was hoping to read

http://www.latimes.com/sports/lakers/la-sp-lakers-kobe-plaschke-20141217-column.html

tbh the title is otm but not for the opposite reasons listed in the piece

but not for the opposite of the reason listed

"What I got, man, comes from Chronos," he said, referring to a mythological figure who was the origin for Father Time.

lol man the first four graphs of that piece sound very much like internalized abuse

over the 6 games the lakers have played during the last 2 weeks kobe is averaging 7.3 for 23.3 shooting, a whopping 31.4% from the floor.

Congratulation to Kobe 'Bean' Bryant

http://i.imgur.com/IuDMzNS.gif

wow one more turnover and he gets that asshole quadruple double

another lakers game blown by kobe shooting and missing an uncontested 3 in the last fractions of a second - 6/14 shooting

wtg kob

http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/story/_/id/12115240/los-angeles-lakers-coach-wants-more-shots-kobe-bryant

We missed a game :(

well ok then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNE1Vju1ftM&feature=youtu.be

nah

posting it here was more a "wtf" than a recommendation its not that funny

interesting that bleacher report staffers have this much time on their hands but they dont write particularly well, guess this is what theyre doing

I guess we can lock thread

it would be a mercy, especially if that Bleacher Report video link were disabled at the same time

3 devastating injuries 3 years in a row.. someone's tellin u something kobels

"shoot less"

Tom Haberstroh ‏@tomhaberstroh 12s12 seconds ago

It's been over a year since Kobe has shot over 50% in a game

kob is the worst player in the nba

fire scott, have the bean coach for the remainder of the season

what's the worst that could happen

mass murder?

sounds good

it would be such a twist if kobe did some murders. would KD still defend him? good sportscenter.

otm

theres like a ~25% chance kobe has already done some murders

def

no more than 50% chance though, ba dumdum

lol

man i am feeling GOOD today. i got a lot of sleep, i spilled coffee all over myself and cleaned it up without anyone noticing, i helped an old lady cross the street, and now i'm making basketball jokes. i'm gonna start a diary and today's entry will just say *swish*

hell yea

i didn't realize that kobe was doing so, so badly this year. his poem was good though

he put all his remaining passion into the poem is what happened

do you think kobe read it out loud anywhere? maybe he just read it to himself, twice, with the lights dimmed a little

prob just to the prisoners in his dungeon

Probs Smush Parker

def smush

lol I was just about to make that joke

Kobe rains bricks on court, ends California Homeless problem

haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyWjkv3p6DI

its like he thinks he's steph this year

he is that video of the high schoolers 3pt brickfest, steph got him 2hype.

They looked like Jr. High kids to me, maybe they're the JV squad, but otherwise otm.

https://camo.derpicdn.net/93c020829236a6034b1809046a11dddaab08fb11?url=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_mec2wvftdb1r4sbplo1_500.gif
8/16

he's actually had two pretty good games in the past week

Kobe going 8-24 one last time. https://t.co/wSEAqLFsu0

— Kyle Madson (@KyleAMadson) September 12, 2017

heh nice