One minute, Guillen wondered why "people thought I was going to take my shirt off and go butt naked on Michigan Avenue" during the White Sox's victory parade, and the next, when it was suggested that Guillen leave it all and retire to his native Venezuela and get fat and happy, he scoffed.
"Because," Guillen explained, "my wife, when I have sex with her, wants to feel a good-looking man."
― bnw, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 03:02 (sixteen years ago) link