The Suicide Squad Film Follies

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Yale's ashes as a jovial taxi driver

the incredible string gland (sic), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 10:26 (nine years ago) link

Looking forward to a revive of this debate:

Aldo reads DC's New 52 (So you don't have to)

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 10:33 (nine years ago) link

i always thought timothy dalton would make a good ostrander-era deadshot.

it's so weird that a completely different suicide squad are set to show up in the arrow tv show, and the tv-show flash will have nothing to do with the dc cinematic universe's version. meanwhile marvel's universe is set up to exist more-or-less seamlessly across tv and film. such an odd duplication of labour.

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 14:15 (nine years ago) link

that's not even mentioning Gotham which of course has nothing to do with the movies or CW shows

Nhex, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 14:20 (nine years ago) link

or Constantine!

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 14:25 (nine years ago) link

had no idea they're doing suicide squad on arrow, marvel must be in a state of a perma-lol

da croupier, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link

Suicide Squad was already in Arrow S2 - Deadshot, Bronze Tiger and Shrapnel, with a voice-only Harley Quinn cameo. Waller and ARGUS have played a big part in S3 to date.

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 14:38 (nine years ago) link

poor Angela Bassett, she could've been the Sam Jackson of this mess

Nhex, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 14:40 (nine years ago) link

Deadshot was introduced in the third or fourth episode of S1.

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 14:41 (nine years ago) link

i really should try to watch that and catch up on the Flash

Nhex, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 14:43 (nine years ago) link

I haven't seen very much of arrow, so i didn't know the squad had turned up already. the flash is way better than i was expecting it to be tho - it's been a lot of fun so far.

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 14:48 (nine years ago) link

it's so weird that a completely different suicide squad are set to show up in the arrow tv show, and the tv-show flash will have nothing to do with the dc cinematic universe's version. meanwhile marvel's universe is set up to exist more-or-less seamlessly across tv and film.

I don't know if "weird" is exactly the word I'd use. WB's attempt to ape Marvel's cinematic universe is like something that has the cadence of a joke but isn't actually funny.

Rubies! And Emeralds! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 15:08 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, Flash is seriously great. Maybe there are a few too many fanboy buttons pushed but I'm happy being manipulated like that.

Arrow has been very patchy. S1 was mainly a let-down with a few notable high points (Count Vertigo, Deadshot, Huntress) but the main RICH PEOPLE ARE BAD plot wasn't nearly engaging enough. S2 looked like it was going down the same route with the Brother Blood stuff but managed to just about avoid the fate by concentrating on Deathstroke and tips over into great with the return of Vertigo and Huntress, Solomon Grundy, Suicide Squad, Flash and Clock King. Ray Palmer turning up has saved S3 from being too serious. There's still a danger of it lapsing into almost Buffy does police procedural which it just about treads the right line of.

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 15:09 (nine years ago) link

I forgot as well, the last ep had Ollie hand over Cupid to Waller as the latest Red Shirt for the Suicide Squad.

And CAPTAIN BOOMERANG at the end, who is in the Flash/Arrow team-up/crossover eps.

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 15:17 (nine years ago) link

Buffy does police procedural

this is definitely the vibe I get from Flash but tbf this is preferable to p much all the other garbage DC is putting out on film

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 16:38 (nine years ago) link

http://airherald.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Arrows-Season-3-News.jpeg

I had forgotten hearing about them casting Michael Jai "Fuckin' BLACK DYNAMITE" White as Bronze Tiger

Grey/brown/black is a shitty palette to represent a distinctive team of character costumes with. They at least gave a decent costume to Deathstroke, didn't they?

Delbert Gravy (kingfish), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 16:47 (nine years ago) link

i didn't know they were casting Spawn himself, awesome
Deathstroke looks terrible, like out of a syndicated 90s TV show. actually worse, Hercules and Xena had decent costume work

Nhex, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 16:56 (nine years ago) link

They at least gave a decent costume to Deathstroke, didn't they?

nope! he looks like brendan gleeson in harry potter

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 18:09 (nine years ago) link

http://img.poptower.com/pic-37102/brendan-gleeson.jpg?d=1024

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 18:12 (nine years ago) link

ha, smack on

Nhex, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 19:25 (nine years ago) link

The Deathstoke costume is bang on, the full MacFarlane:

http://s763.photobucket.com/user/tvrage/media/gadfly/arrow/s02e18/deathstroke07.jpg

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:01 (nine years ago) link

That link doesn't work on mobile, unfortunately

Ok, here we are:

http://i1.wp.com/www.comicbooktherapy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/d2.jpg

Pretty good, tho something about the smooth plasticine helmet is giving me Rollerball/Casey Jones from TMNT flashbacks.

Delbert Gravy (kingfish), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:28 (nine years ago) link

Did anybody see the Batman Arkham Assault animation?

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-6abltUcric/maxresdefault.jpg

Delbert Gravy (kingfish), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:30 (nine years ago) link

Thanks for the pic. That helmet is also the S2 one, the S1 one was more like the comics.

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:32 (nine years ago) link

lool at that Deathstroke costume, can he even walk?

the incredible string gland (sic), Thursday, 4 December 2014 02:55 (nine years ago) link

LIEFELDENING

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Thursday, 4 December 2014 08:26 (nine years ago) link

And being that Liefeld we don't know if he can walk because we never see his feet.

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Thursday, 4 December 2014 08:33 (nine years ago) link

Also: Pick out Deadshot's likely mask for this movie
1 - Cool full face mask with scope eye
2 - half mask with cross hair monocle thing
3 - fuck the masks, this is will smith; we're giving him some kind of bionic eye

They used option number 3 for Deadshot in Arrow too, and the actor wasn't anyone you'd ever heard of. I guess superhero series/movie makers just don't believe anyone can act if they're face isn't visible.,, If Spider-Man and Batman didn't have such iconic costumes, I'm sure the movie folks would've come up with maskless design for them too.

Tuomas, Thursday, 4 December 2014 08:40 (nine years ago) link

well, spider-man does spend a fair chunk of his movie screentime either unmasking himself at every opportunity or having his mask shredded in battle. iron man handled the issue really elegantly - maybe they should give deadshot a nifty heads-up display inside his helmet too.

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 4 December 2014 13:36 (nine years ago) link

poor Angela Bassett, she could've been the Sam Jackson of this mess

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RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 4 December 2014 13:58 (nine years ago) link

oh, that costumne

RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 4 December 2014 13:59 (nine years ago) link

Wonder if Kanigher and Andru will get a credit on this

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 4 December 2014 14:00 (nine years ago) link

Iron Man had its share of gratuitous unmasking too. For example, in the second movie's climax he lifts his mask up to make some action movie one-liners, even though he's surrounded by enemies... What if one of them had shot him to the face at that point? (And IIRC, in the first movie both his and the big bad's masks were conveniently ripped off during the final fight.) The mask-removing makes even less sense for him than Spider-Man, because Spidey's mask has no protective use.

Tuomas, Thursday, 4 December 2014 14:01 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Tom Hardy: 'Yeah fuck this.'

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:32 (nine years ago) link

More like Career Suicide Squad, amirite, Tom?

Jigsaw Pizzle (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:39 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

"The opportunity to take on this nearly Shakespearean character -- that's what graphic novels and comic books are becoming, right?" Leto says. "[He's] this beautiful disaster of a character -- what a big challenge."

http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/6479914/jared-leto-gaining-weight-playing-joker-suicide-squad?mobile_redirection=false

da croupier, Saturday, 21 February 2015 00:54 (nine years ago) link

Shakespeare's The Tragedy Of Cesar Romero

da croupier, Saturday, 21 February 2015 00:56 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Jesus, Sabotage is so bad. Badly shot, badly written. Considering it bombed I can't imagine why DC gave David Ayer the keys to this.

Mirielle Enos is a trip in it, though. Maybe Margot Robbie will bring it too.

da croupier, Thursday, 26 March 2015 04:04 (nine years ago) link

four weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDZ1cCeWMAAaZDb.jpg

piscesx, Saturday, 25 April 2015 02:40 (eight years ago) link

wow that's terrible

( who ALSO my boss and his sister!) (sic), Saturday, 25 April 2015 02:54 (eight years ago) link

http://images.ftw.usatoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/011-Birdman.jpg

Clay, Saturday, 25 April 2015 02:59 (eight years ago) link

A beautiful disaster, indeed

da croupier, Saturday, 25 April 2015 03:17 (eight years ago) link

the Bro-ker

slam dunk, Saturday, 25 April 2015 03:22 (eight years ago) link

Juggalo Squad

Small Town Pizza Lawyer (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 25 April 2015 03:32 (eight years ago) link

Eh, looks fine

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Saturday, 25 April 2015 03:49 (eight years ago) link

It looks like he was designed by me in ninth grade with a copy of killing joke to swipe from

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 April 2015 04:56 (eight years ago) link

in this film is the Joker the vocalist for Hollywood Undead or

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 25 April 2015 05:57 (eight years ago) link

Okay it's just one picture, difficult to get a full feel but my initial reaction is that the tats and overall style is too perfect and clean. Joker is chaotic and scribbly, doesn't give a fuck.

I would imagine if he were to have any tattoos they'd look like they were drawn by a four year old.

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Saturday, 25 April 2015 09:02 (eight years ago) link

damaged

anonanon, Saturday, 25 April 2015 12:23 (eight years ago) link

i love it when Agee gets to do cool shit like this

he’s the best

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 12 August 2021 23:48 (two years ago) link

I know some actors have doubled up on Marvel characters (eg Brolin, a Chris), but is Taika the first person to play three headlined speaking roles across bigtwo flicks?

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Friday, 13 August 2021 00:03 (two years ago) link

(Sean Gunn and Agee doing both face and mocap notwithstanding)

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Friday, 13 August 2021 00:05 (two years ago) link

btw

kept thinking "why is Deadshot called Bloodsport in this?" but ddg'd and found that there is a Bloodshot, but he is a different character, and they just called Deadshot Bloodsport in this

turns out that Deadshot was in the first one!! but he was played by Will Smith and Idris didn’t want to play a character previously played by Will Smith, so that is why Deadshot is called Bloodsport in it, instead of being called Deadshot, or the character Bloodsport being in it (and called Bloodsport)

next time AT&T should just buy Valiant’s deal from Sony and put Vin Diesel in as Bloodshot

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Friday, 13 August 2021 00:15 (two years ago) link

lol they will get Diesel in one of these DC films, i bet

It feels like they totally wrote it originally for Deadshot, what with the whole motivation being to help his daughter out that was shown in the first movie, but thankfully they changed their characters just enough. The jail conversion between the Bloodsport and his kid was hilarious and wouldn't have happened with the Smith incarnation of Deadshot, who is pretty much Assassin Dad of the Year in SS '16.

also by changing it they've said it's so they can bring back Smith for a SS3 if it happens

Nhex, Friday, 13 August 2021 01:48 (two years ago) link

This movie was great, agree with the Troma comparisons (OK this is like a somewhat subdued version of Troma), I have not ever watched a DC movie that didn't have Wonder Woman in it and didn't feel like I needed to in order to follow this, highly recommended if you like multiple decapitations

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 20 August 2021 04:44 (two years ago) link

Thanks to Neanderthal, Vegemite and forks for recommending this, it rips

my Least Favorite Writer (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 20 August 2021 06:32 (two years ago) link

:D

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 20 August 2021 06:43 (two years ago) link

I can’t help but think about the dissonance between the most popular monoculture medium used to make a $185 million movie based on Superman books for children, and it’s just got like Eli Roth levels of gore and hanging dong and Lloyd Kauffman cameos and everyone seems to agree that this is not only normal but, in fact, rules

my Least Favorite Writer (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 20 August 2021 22:42 (two years ago) link

give the ppl what they want

gore & dong

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 20 August 2021 23:34 (two years ago) link

Some real dogshit music choices btw

Jim Carroll Band was a very sick one tho, you love to see it

my Least Favorite Writer (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 21 August 2021 07:41 (two years ago) link

I laughed very hard at the Jim Carroll Band needledrop

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Saturday, 21 August 2021 09:48 (two years ago) link

yeah that was great

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 August 2021 15:50 (two years ago) link

I let out a few serious serious cackles in the theater, memorably when the head blood spelled out like Warner Bros presents in the water and Harley saying “69”

my Least Favorite Writer (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 21 August 2021 16:23 (two years ago) link

based on Superman books for children

serious serious cackles in the theater, memorably when the head blood spelled out like Warner Bros presents in the water

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, 21 August 2021 17:54 (two years ago) link

Caught it earlier this week and I gotta say after the last month, a lot of the whole 'America fucks around elsewhere for a long damn while and then decides to quickly leave and hide its tracks' motivation of the plot as such was, how you say, remarkably timed.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 4 September 2021 04:56 (two years ago) link

the same plots were remarkably timed when they kept recurring in the 1980s and 1990s run by that doctor at the start of the movie tbf

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, 4 September 2021 06:12 (two years ago) link

(maybe not the long damn while part, idrc)

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, 4 September 2021 06:13 (two years ago) link

four months pass...

is this where we talk about Peacemaker & how i love it already?

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 January 2022 06:04 (two years ago) link

is it out already? Start a new thread if so as I am also kinda hyped. Looks a lot better than whatever marvel's got on tap!

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 January 2022 07:04 (two years ago) link

on it

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 January 2022 07:14 (two years ago) link

ok new thread has been created but i cant link it bc i am on my phone

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 January 2022 07:19 (two years ago) link


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