I have nothing to say about the phillies, but this thread title gave me a sudden strong hankering for some krimpets
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e9/Butterscotch_Krimpets.jpg
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 19 March 2009 17:56 (fifteen years ago) link
so creamy so spongey nom nom nom
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 19 March 2009 17:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Phils rule out Hamels for opener:
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/spring2009/news/story?id=4028523
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 12:46 (fifteen years ago) link
awesome
― the most brazen explosion of clitoral lust in folk-metal history (cankles), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 16:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Dave (my cube): Should I be concerned about the health of Cole Hamels?
SportsNation Keith Law: (1:17 PM ET ) Yes.
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 2 April 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link
I can't wait until a Met gets injured so you can get all butthurt and throw a fantastic tantrum when I post something far less trolly on the mets thread.
― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･) °~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 2 April 2009 18:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Daaaamn, you sensitive.
― WmC, Thursday, 2 April 2009 18:39 (fifteen years ago) link
I bet it won't be far less trolly.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 2 April 2009 19:08 (fifteen years ago) link
far less trolly then yr "Mets shit the bed" prediction?
can we plz go back to being respectful adversaries, SS? I'm not happy with things as they are.
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 2 April 2009 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link
lol @ these brewers
― macarooni (omar little), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 00:58 (fifteen years ago) link
also:
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20090419/capt.1f7f4e25ba754776bf2e731f09ba873e.padres_phillies_baseball_pxs103.jpg2009-04-19
Philadelphia Phillies' Raul Ibanez can't make the catch on an RBI-triple hit by San Diego Padres' Edgar V. Gonzalez in the third inning of a baseball game Sunday, April 19, 2009, in Philadelphia.
IT BEGINS
― macarooni (omar little), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 01:00 (fifteen years ago) link
"Under a sliding Ibanez."
Tremendous effort on that solid triple.
― Meli'sma Morgan (Andy K), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 01:05 (fifteen years ago) link
jesus fucking christ
jamie moyer is on PTI rn, and i seriously thought it was some grizzled 60-year old 3rd base coach or something , until i noticed his name on the marquee.
― What funky dudes; I'm voting for them. (cankles), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link
2009-04-19
― macarooni (omar little), Tuesday, April 21, 2009 9:00 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark
umm
― All that you should require of music is that it gets you laid. (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 17:23 (fifteen years ago) link
http://media.philly.com/images/050809-ozark-600.jpg
first harry kalas, now danny ozark. RIP
― All that you should require of music is that it gets you laid. (Eisbaer), Friday, 8 May 2009 09:41 (fourteen years ago) link
All negroes look alike on FAX Saturday Baseball
― Batsman (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 23 May 2009 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link
lol srsly - the guy they originally showed was wearing a panama baseball jersey it appeared (?)
― 'entertainment purposes' ONLY! (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 23 May 2009 22:17 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah, from the WBC.
I remember old Mayberry, and I thought he looked way different...
― Dr Morbius, Saturday, 23 May 2009 23:42 (fourteen years ago) link
Raul's Nats/other teams split is amusing.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link
i have to admit Antonio Bastardo is a great name.
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 4 June 2009 15:09 (fourteen years ago) link
it is! sort of want to add him to my fantasy team for the name alone!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 4 June 2009 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link
The Phillies' recent success can be traced to more consistent starting pitching, a string that began after right-hander Brett Myers was sidelined to likely season-ending hip surgery. In the 10 games since Myers' last start, Phillies starters are 8-0 with a 2.66 ERA, and in the last eight games, they're 6-0 with a 1.70 ERA.
― Theriot Killa (Andy K), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 09:08 (fourteen years ago) link
A J.A. gonna crapp out on me
― of the flight the plane was movin like a Wakefield knuckleball lol (Andy K), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 09:39 (fourteen years ago) link
what happened to all the Ibanez h8rz?
― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･) °~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 12 June 2009 06:18 (fourteen years ago) link
they are sitting in their parents' basements suggesting that he's a juicer
― mookieproof, Friday, 12 June 2009 06:55 (fourteen years ago) link
lol at the J's pwning Madson twice in the same series!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 19 June 2009 14:01 (fourteen years ago) link
13-20 at home!
― Dr Morbius, Saturday, 20 June 2009 06:20 (fourteen years ago) link
(Filthydelphians as that 26th man)
― Dr Morbius, Saturday, 20 June 2009 06:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Is Rollins out of options?
― Stacey Pollen (Andy K), Saturday, 20 June 2009 12:00 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.david-hinkle.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/usestairsincaseofemergency.jpg
― Stacey Pollen (Andy K), Monday, 22 June 2009 09:24 (fourteen years ago) link
that's a horrible idea
― Batsman (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 22 June 2009 09:39 (fourteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius, Friday, June 19, 2009 11:20 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
This is amazing. Now 13-22. The Nationals are 13-25 at home as well. WTF
― van smack, Thursday, 2 July 2009 00:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Why is nats being 12 undet @ home weird? Love the phils home unis btw
― unbandictionary (k3vin k.), Saturday, 4 July 2009 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/shanevic.jpg
― enbba champions (omar little), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
It's done then
― Batsman (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link
oh man, i thought you were talking about Halladay.
when you're taking the sloppy fifths after the Mets, you just can't get too excited.
― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･) °~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Good luck against the AL All Stars tonight Phillies.
― mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link
within the next 4 hours ryan braun is going to go to the hospital with the stomach flu and jayson werth is going to replace him in the starting lineup
― barrymore, murdrewland (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Lincecum gets a mysterious migraine and is replaced by Jamie Moyer.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link
A million for Pedro? Doesnt seem like too much of a risk...
― mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link
he was asking 5mil at the start of the season, that's why it's taken so long for him to get picked up
― velko, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 22:56 (fourteen years ago) link
I was shocked to see that JA Happ is the only Philly starter with a decent ERA+. Not sure how much help Pedro is going to be...
― mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 23:16 (fourteen years ago) link
he will give their DL the name cache it needs:
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/phillies/Signed_and_sealed_Martinez_placed_on_DL.html
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 14:44 (fourteen years ago) link
Late for the conference! Wake up, Pedro!
― Stacey Pollen (Andy K), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 16:18 (fourteen years ago) link
ibanez starting the second half decently
― "he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Friday, 17 July 2009 00:20 (fourteen years ago) link
jeeez moyer really has florida's number
― "he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Friday, 17 July 2009 01:21 (fourteen years ago) link
embarrassing
i guess he's 13-2 career now
― king kongro (J0rdan S.), Friday, 17 July 2009 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link
goddamn these guys have the best unis in the league, hands down
― SB Idiot (k3vin k.), Saturday, 25 July 2009 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link
damn cliff lee is this year's randy johnson/cc sabathia (lefty starter has an "off" first half with an AL squad, immediately dominates the NL upon trade). today: complete game, 2 hits, 1 R (unearned), 11 K, no walks.
― the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Thursday, 20 August 2009 04:25 (fourteen years ago) link
small sample set be damned, a .82 ERA and .72 WHIP over four starts is pretty sweet, not to mention 6 walks against 34 strikeouts.
― j.q higgins, Thursday, 20 August 2009 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link