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damn.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 1 December 2014 19:49 (four years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

Forgot to post this last month, it's a great read, first ever interview with LPC?

http://noisey.vice.com/blog/longmont-potion-castle-interview

flappy bird, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 18:04 (three years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkQ3HQvDxPI

lol that he's doing this via skype now

pre millennial tension (uptown churl), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 18:28 (three years ago) Permalink

Forgot to post this last month, it's a great read, first ever interview with LPC?

nope he was on my radio show and we prank called alex trebek live on the air

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaG429VNdik

kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 18:31 (three years ago) Permalink

oh whoa, sick!

flappy bird, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 16:20 (three years ago) Permalink

six months pass...

rainn wilson

am0n, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:54 (two years ago) Permalink

he's on my podcast this weekend - what should i ask him?

kurt schwitterz, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 16:45 (two years ago) Permalink

ask him if he found the parochial ramrod yet

frogbs, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 16:46 (two years ago) Permalink

interview about the new movie and album and metal and prog rock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqILl-zeyrg

kurt schwitterz, Monday, 24 October 2016 20:30 (two years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

dude i'm bonded... with the state

flappy bird, Saturday, 31 December 2016 05:56 (two years ago) Permalink

dugan nash

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 31 December 2016 16:10 (two years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJBNDW5uyjo

Kills me everytime.

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 31 December 2016 16:37 (two years ago) Permalink

tandy makes the goggle

am0n, Sunday, 1 January 2017 21:01 (two years ago) Permalink

Bookshop one is amazing... also where do bookshops stay open 10 am to midnight, I want to move there.

Forty Watson & the Jute Gute (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 2 January 2017 01:52 (two years ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtjbpbmSqYk

"I don't know what your hours are but it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter."

That line has been popping into my head regularly this week and I always start laughing at the inflection in the second part. And "What's your level of involvement there, Charlie?"

Anthology of Literature's Finest Penis Descriptions (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 30 January 2017 20:57 (two years ago) Permalink

Hahaha. Man bumps of this thread send me down a rabbit hole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVXPBitB2rY

He sounds so much like Bill Murray here.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 30 January 2017 21:52 (two years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnEQPb79piA

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 22:21 (two years ago) Permalink

"I don't know what your hours are but it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter."

Stuck in my head now too :) Same with 'plain as day':

'Cause I'm fired up'
'What's got you fired up?'
'Well you tell a man you ain't gonna help him with his repair and your sign says repair. Plain as day'

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 22:33 (two years ago) Permalink

Yeah! He has such a weird way of emphasizing things, it's hilarious. I love the epic Radio Shack call where he asks the guy what his title is and follows up with "...and your duties include?"

He has a definite Billy Murray/Joel Hodgson deadpan quality.

Anthology of Literature's Finest Penis Descriptions (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 3 February 2017 14:33 (two years ago) Permalink

"I've got a box of centipedes here for ya"
"uhhh...I didn't order any centipedes...you must have the wrong number"
"I'll whup your ass"

frogbs, Friday, 3 February 2017 15:41 (two years ago) Permalink

*answering machine beeps*
"what's that beepin'?"
"uh that's just some rope movin' around"

just another (diamonddave85), Friday, 3 February 2017 17:20 (two years ago) Permalink

i think my favorite call of all time is super nintendo (pt 1, pt 2)

the way he starts to empathize with the kid then all of a sudden switches back to his empty aggressive threats is classic. also lol at the dad's limp attempts at trying to match his fightin words

just another (diamonddave85), Friday, 3 February 2017 17:24 (two years ago) Permalink

ok so this podcast is an interview with a guy about his interview with LPC. this documentary style has been bothering me for a while (and this is probably an entirely different thread), but what's the deal with narrators and reporters injecting themselves into the narrative? "so not gonna happen" podcast becomes about the narrator's journey to find the truth about wayne. in the vivian maier doc, why exactly am i watching the narrator going through airport security to board a plane bound for a place where she spent some time?

who do we have to thank for this? moore? herzog?

just another (diamonddave85), Friday, 3 February 2017 18:41 (two years ago) Permalink

NPR?

*answering machine beeps*
"what's that beepin'?"
"uh that's just some rope movin' around"

YES! That kills me. And the shipping guy's reaction later is so weird.

Anthology of Literature's Finest Penis Descriptions (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 4 February 2017 08:28 (two years ago) Permalink

He released a new triple disc set this month that sold out within 10 minutes, plus he was selling the master tapes to his early discs for like $200 each. For a moment I was considering it, like "what a conversation piece!," then I realized nobody would possibly care except for me and a couple other sociopath loner comedy nerds

JalapeƱo Coladas, Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:08 (two years ago) Permalink

man I ordered these guys on the strength of like an MRR review circa '96 and totally didn't feel it but now I'm listening to Swamp Donkey and fuckin' dying

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 5 February 2017 01:20 (two years ago) Permalink

^^

"I'm not sitting up here playing whackamole fella"

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 5 February 2017 18:10 (two years ago) Permalink

we listened to this on tour for like 6 days straight, so good

flopson, Sunday, 5 February 2017 18:34 (two years ago) Permalink

If we can't get some moisturization going here I'm gonna need some reimbursement

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 16 February 2017 21:19 (two years ago) Permalink

"Who's the shipper?"

"Peacock Hut."

"No."

"Oh, yeah."

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 27 February 2017 13:56 (two years ago) Permalink

i think my favorite call of all time is super nintendo (pt 1, pt 2)

the way he starts to empathize with the kid then all of a sudden switches back to his empty aggressive threats is classic. also lol at the dad's limp attempts at trying to match his fightin words

"I'll be talking to whoever I need to talk to, to get it resolved"
"You'll be talking to the pavement once you're lying up right upon it"

loool

frogbs, Monday, 27 February 2017 14:10 (two years ago) Permalink

"I got a little bit of it on tape"
"Oh we'll play it at your funeral, how about that"

frogbs, Monday, 27 February 2017 14:11 (two years ago) Permalink

Guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_w8QFzmbXw

First 13 minutes or so are one call and it's fucking extraordinary. Like I get the feeling at times the guy is fucking with LPC but I'm never quite sure.

I cut this hair, I wash this hair, I mess this hair up (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 27 February 2017 19:47 (two years ago) Permalink

'I'm Wilder'
'Like Van Wilder?'

Yes, this one is positively amazing.

'No one in Alabama acts like this. Ye got me blood pressure right up!'

Ohhhh boy, guy is serious about his country music!

(Stamina on this guy! The sound effects would've driven me nuts on this one, on the phone)

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 27 February 2017 20:24 (two years ago) Permalink

('It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter! crept into my vocab way too confident tbh)

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 27 February 2017 20:25 (two years ago) Permalink

"You drive a Humvee? How you like it?"

"You're not gonna like it when you're lying in back going to the clinic."

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 27 February 2017 21:59 (two years ago) Permalink

if me and me got in a fight i would win

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 27 February 2017 22:04 (two years ago) Permalink

do we think he researches his victims on social media before calling nowadays (e.g. buttcheek knowledge)

imago, Monday, 27 February 2017 22:15 (two years ago) Permalink

i feel like the dude is in on it, or at least started to be amused and rolled w/it once it started

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 27 February 2017 22:24 (two years ago) Permalink

you got sundry items all over the place

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 14:41 (two years ago) Permalink

victims starting to play along is like a sub-genre of LPC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkQ3HQvDxPI

pre millennial tension (uptown churl), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 15:53 (two years ago) Permalink

"Listen, I've been on the water for 44 years. I have hundreds of millions of dollars in assets at my disposal."

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 16:06 (two years ago) Permalink

"i got 'cher phone number from a bank president"

just another (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 16:17 (two years ago) Permalink

hahaha this clip is so good. reminds me that i need to go buy the new one

"i need you to bring it down a peg, alright?"
"actually tonight im gonna bring it up a notch a little bit. make it a little louder"
"nOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO"

just another (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 16:23 (two years ago) Permalink

"a weave, please."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhxrw1cpHdk

dollar general (am0n), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 17:39 (two years ago) Permalink

"i'm gonna grab holda your lips"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr1pq2wMux0

dollar general (am0n), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 17:59 (two years ago) Permalink

The one where he calls Sam Goody to ask about the "great buns" videotape, and his pronunciation of "awesome," has been making me laugh all day.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 19:29 (two years ago) Permalink


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