4 srs the sexiest post i have yet read on ilx
― slam dunk, Monday, 24 November 2014 04:12 (nine years ago) link
thats about as explicit as ilx gets so i'll vote for it
― k3vin k., Monday, 24 November 2014 04:13 (nine years ago) link
I want your thought-cock in my chubby public-field ass! Please, corporal dogs, tread carefully upon these next perillous keyboard stages of the puppetry of the 'friends'.
This is a particularly immortal sneeze of mace.
― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, April 8, 2003 2:20 AM (11 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― why do I hate that thing (excluding imago, marcos) (wins), Monday, 8 December 2014 00:52 (nine years ago) link
erm, as it was all for a dare there was no consummation, but i was manually stimulated in turn by the girl i pulled and a boy who was also in the room, who wanted to see my knob in a fully erect state. alas, i had drunk far too much to get it all the way up (it still beat HIS even at 90%) and the full glory was spared. there were 3 boys and 3 girls in the room, all 3 boys and 1 of the girls were fully naked, and the other 2 girls were only wearing knickers. the night ended (after the naked girl upped sticks and headed off) with a wanking contest, the 2 remaining girls (whose idea it was) watching intently as we strived to bring ourselves to climax. it took me about twice as long as anyone else, mostly through fear of being struck by another's jet, being as i was in the centre of the three. throughout, i was made up in lipstick, rouge and a headband, and when i had been wearing clothes it had been drag. one of those ordinary student nights, then...
― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Monday, 8 December 2014 06:49 (nine years ago) link
You guys are really bad at 2014.
― a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Monday, 8 December 2014 08:03 (nine years ago) link
consider it a reissue
― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Monday, 8 December 2014 08:11 (nine years ago) link
yeah that Lynskey post doesn't fit anyway I just wanted to post it somewhere
― why do I hate that thing (excluding imago, marcos) (wins), Monday, 8 December 2014 10:48 (nine years ago) link