Pixar to Disney: Drop Dead

I saw snippets of the unfinished movie at Disney World maybe a year or so before it was released and it looked completely wretched. Like sub-direct-to-video animation. So I'd say that's a fair guess.

some anecdotal info here

http://wagthemovie.net/2012/04/21/tangled-the-most-expensive-animated-film-ever-made-part-2/

i'm not super informed about how they do accounting in animation, but it seems possible that if there was some experimental tech they were never going to use on another film, it could have been expensed entirely on the budget for this, rather than amortized over several

admittedly i have no idea how CGI animation actually works, but i've wondered if rapunzel being so expensive explains why nearly every female character since then vaguely resembles her. like they're just tweaking a preexisting model or something.

i think that's more just brand consistency than expense cutting. disney characters have historically shared features.

though it'd be awesome to learn Dreamworks saves money by putting the same smirk on different animals

They have an algorithm for attitude.

croup otm i think

Didn't know all the hubbub about Tangled, I should get around to that one.

Big Hero 6 was excellent. I get the gripes up above but it was really entertaining. And yeah, Feast was wonderful, one of the best shorts before an animated film I've seen in years.

big hero was some tedious shit basically a really advanced scooby doo ep Imo.

I have a low bar for animated entertainment.

a really advanced scooby doo ep

not a bad thing

We got that already, though. http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38125000/jpg/_38125568_scooby_doo_300b.jpg

princess and the frog was as good as any disney 90s

music was snazzy in that one, big step above frozen

princess frog animation and story also step up for disney. visually my favoutire disney movie.

Wow, I really didn't like that one. I especially hated that they made a big deal about finally having an African-American princess, then they immediately turn her into a frog for the duration. Then at the end, the rich white girl/family swoops in and saves the day. "Here's some money, follow your dream!" Iirc.

nah you've got wrong end of stick with the ending, the morals were great, about working hard against entitlement, character writing was great, to look at the best disney film for decades.

But isn't that how it ends? The rich white family just gives her a pile of money?

Something else I agree w rt about wtf.

I dont recall white girl giving her a bunch of money at the end and that isnt mentioned in the wiki synopsis

She marries the prince, they buy the restaurant

"But isn't that how it ends? The rich white family just gives her a pile of money?

― Josh in Chicago"

No, it's not.

Isn't there something with money from the rich white family?

Yeah, her childhood friend Charlotte gives her the money.

her friend hires her to cater a party at the start of the movie, and that's the last chunk of money she needs after years of saving. then the realtors tell her someone else is offering more money, so she can't have the place after all, but at the end of the movie she goes back with a talking jazz alligator and frightens them into accepting the original price.

Deus ex talking jazz alligator.

Anyway, point stands that the first African-American princess is reduced to a frog for most of the movie. Tiana might be the only of the recent princesses, save perhaps Pocahontas, whose presence at Disney World last month was limited exclusively to a cameo on the parade. And I'm not even sure I saw her there.

I didn't think this one was bad, actually, just sort of a missed opportunity. Save for Keith David, who should voice every villain.

I don't know what you're talking about with the white money thing, I think that' in your head. She worked hard for all the money - that was the entire point of the movie. The frog point is just stupid, sorry mate. It's a cartoon about animals and turning into a frog, if you didn't know she was black still, then, sorry about that.

i cannot tell if this frog is black

I just meant that after making a point of finally having a princess (or even a lead) who was visibly black, they waste no time turning her into a frog.

Tiana has a white childhood best friend who is filthy rich, with a rich dad (I believe actually named Big Daddy). Charlotte, her friend, the rich southern belle, is the one who hires her to bake or cater. At the end, I think, the frog prince makes her promise to give money to Tiana. That's what was confusing me (having not seen it for a while).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MC3XuMvsDI

ugh!

yeah they're done

i hope everybody likes thinkpieces about gender stereotyping because come july we are IN FOR IT.

this doesn't look good at all. maybe they'll surprise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gn6IfWXPbk

exactly

Ffffuuuuuck that looks terrible

Men like sport and women like nagging.

so pixar have made an unauthorised version of the beano's numskulls strip?

http://www.beano.com/media/1371128/93numskullslogo_500x399.jpg

Eh I don't want to judge too harshly on such a small clip, and my residual affection for Pixar is still enourmous, but little mind people aside it looks to have a pretty banal storyline.

But I'd like it to be good, I really would.

So basically...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE489rs0fPA

i like the calvin+hobbes strip with all the tiny calvins and the burt reynolds sperm commander section in everything you always wanted to know about sex but reddening otm

Clearly I am blind

i hope everybody likes thinkpieces about gender stereotyping because come july we are IN FOR IT.

― the dreaded Laramie (reddening), Wednesday, December 10, 2014 9:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Men like sport and women like nagging.

― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, December 11, 2014 6:12 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't think most people will be bothered by this kind of thing. Like I'm sure everyone else in my office would go "oh COME ON" at these criticisms because they rely on this kind of shit for their own sense of humor. It's the "hahaha soooo truuue" kind of humor they're comfortable with, it's written into their brains and reinforced by hallmark card jokes, words written on snarky novelty items, and commercials featuring women rolling their eyes at dopey husbands.

i mean "sports sports sports toilet seat up oh no!! anniversary :/" is so broadly sitcom-ish to the point of self-parody but pixar has a tendency for that type of stuff and they're the only people on earth still gainfully employing tim allen so i guess it isn't too surprising

also does NO ONE remember cranium command come on now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlwLkM0iGE0

People are fucking boring. Pixar know$.

Would not be at all surprised to learn that this was originally pitched as a Cranium Command film.

"sports sports sports toilet seat up oh no!! anniversary :/"

lol well done