bf: cmon Dex you gotta get ready for your party, they're picking you up soon!Dex: I gotta go get HANDSOME! *runs off to his room*
― Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Friday, 21 November 2014 09:03 (nine years ago) link
Before I caught her, wandering around to the neighboring parents at her older brother's school orchestra concert:
*blows raspberry*I farted!*blows raspberry*I farted! *maniacal laughter*etc.
― put your money where the maracas are (how's life), Friday, 21 November 2014 11:11 (nine years ago) link
that sounds like me!
― droit au butt (Euler), Friday, 21 November 2014 11:35 (nine years ago) link
dex otm.
― ✓ out this insane nakh yall (gr8080), Saturday, 22 November 2014 01:37 (nine years ago) link
For homework, Lulu did an acrostic:Vicious mountains erupt wildlyOpened top explodes with lavaLava catches trees on fire!Can you run fast enough?Animals must be scared!Nearly everyone is panickingOnly scientists are calmBut the original "C" line - which made her laugh herself helpless - was going to be "Can I have a milkshake? I'm boiling!"
Vicious mountains erupt wildlyOpened top explodes with lavaLava catches trees on fire!Can you run fast enough?Animals must be scared!Nearly everyone is panickingOnly scientists are calm
But the original "C" line - which made her laugh herself helpless - was going to be "Can I have a milkshake? I'm boiling!"
This is just amazing
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Saturday, 22 November 2014 02:18 (nine years ago) link
Little kids are nature's born surrealists. Ella, now 22 months, seems to have invented an imaginary friend of sorts: a sometimes blue, sometimes brown walrus called "Meat" who lives on her shoulder. When asked why we can't see him, she explains he's hiding in her armpit. Apparently she met him "far away" and then he moved into our shower.
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Thursday, 27 November 2014 05:23 (nine years ago) link
That's great.
― put your money where the maracas are (how's life), Thursday, 27 November 2014 11:31 (nine years ago) link
Meat! Haha oh man
― carl agatha, Thursday, 27 November 2014 13:20 (nine years ago) link
That is amazing and I'm smiling so big reading that.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 27 November 2014 13:22 (nine years ago) link
While playing campout.
HL: Are you afraid of the dark?A: No. I HUNT night reindeer in the dark.HL: Oh yeah? How do you hunt night reindeer? With a gun or a bow-and-arrow?A: With a bone arrow. You take em back to the camp, throw em on the fire, mush em up into a blanklet, then you chop the head off so you don't have a head on your blanklet.
― how's life, Saturday, 13 December 2014 22:08 (nine years ago) link
O_o
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 14 December 2014 06:42 (nine years ago) link
I don't hold my sarcastic sense of humor a virtue, pretty much agreeing that it's the lowest form of humor. But that said, I work with what I've got.
What I wasn't expecting was not only Beeps picking up sarcasm, but also applying the bitter oil and vitriol needed on her own to make her caustic observations so effective. (Remember, she's 7.)
Case in point: we drove past an adult novelties shop recently, its name on the outside only ADULT STORE. italics won't do this justice, but from the backseat, we hear:
"Ohhh. I'd bet that store is the best."
Sorry, world. And I mean that with sincerity.
― pplains, Saturday, 3 January 2015 10:43 (nine years ago) link
Ha ha.
Sorry, this isn't the photo thread, but I think this sums up Ava's attitude to her sister much of the time...
https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7510/16154006306_b54f7c8543_c.jpg
― Michael Jones, Saturday, 3 January 2015 12:53 (nine years ago) link
We then asked her what items she thought were being sold inside hat adult store, and she replied, "I dunno, shaving things?"
Oh, the stifling.
― pplains, Saturday, 3 January 2015 13:30 (nine years ago) link
lool
― kinder, Saturday, 3 January 2015 14:20 (nine years ago) link
""Knock knock who's there!!"
"Uh, who's there?"
"Poop"
"Poop who?"
"Hahahahahahaha"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 3 January 2015 14:31 (nine years ago) link
comedy gold imo
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 3 January 2015 17:37 (nine years ago) link
Nice one! Yesterday, my kid was sitting on the toilet and renamed her feet "poop" and "pee" and had a little puppet show with them.
Hey, poop.What is it, pee?Oh sorry. Poop, what is that sticker on your toenail?It's a star.It is a Monster High star and I have one too!etc.
― how's life, Saturday, 3 January 2015 18:17 (nine years ago) link
My parents have provided third party confirmation that Ivy has uttered her first word beyond "Mama" and "Dada" and it is...
CAT!!!
I am so freaking proud!
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 02:41 (nine years ago) link
She says it when she sees Francie after she's done squealing or making that Sleestack hissing noise she makes when she gets excited about something.
SQUEEEEEEEEE AHHHHHHHH CAT! CAT! AHHHHHHHHH
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 02:43 (nine years ago) link
:D
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link
aw man
― gbx, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 03:35 (nine years ago) link
:D that's sweet.
― schwantz, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 03:53 (nine years ago) link
<3 a very promising start.
― estela, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 04:02 (nine years ago) link
Great word!
― Madchen, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 05:13 (nine years ago) link
That was my first word! Good choice, Ivy, great going!
― ljubljana, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 08:02 (nine years ago) link
Awesome! My first word was "kit-cat" and my daughter's first word was our cat's name.
― how's life, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 10:10 (nine years ago) link
'round and round the garden, like a teddy bear, one step, two steps, tickly underwear!' From Molly, 3.
― vickyp, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 12:35 (nine years ago) link
Haha!
― Madchen, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 13:29 (nine years ago) link
Cute!
― how's life, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 13:34 (nine years ago) link
😺 😸 😻
― bob seger's silver bullet gland (sic), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 14:07 (nine years ago) link
the "cartilage in the zoo" monologue from last spring is killing me
― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Thursday, 8 January 2015 17:49 (nine years ago) link
my man's been singing a version of the dreidel song lately:
I had a little dreidelI made it out of snowI put it in the ovenWhere did my dreidel go?
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 8 January 2015 17:53 (nine years ago) link
― carl agatha, Thursday, 8 January 2015 18:10 (nine years ago) link
also when a friend of mine asked him what he should name his new cat, he paused and thought about it and then said "Binky Balls!"
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 8 January 2015 18:12 (nine years ago) link
Better than that pizza joke, I'll give your boy that, Omar.
― pplains, Thursday, 8 January 2015 19:17 (nine years ago) link
K (3) held up her hello kitty night light to her ear like a phone and said "Hello? Kitty?"
― man alive, Thursday, 8 January 2015 20:53 (nine years ago) link
lol
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 January 2015 21:00 (nine years ago) link
hahaha
― carl agatha, Thursday, 8 January 2015 21:11 (nine years ago) link
It's raining, it's boring....
― pplains, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link
Ben: "Quinoa is like yucky couscous."
― schwantz, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link
Lol. Kind of otm. Feel even more that way since quinoa was the "last in, first out" when I had norovirus recently.
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:35 (nine years ago) link
dancing to michael jackson
"is michael jackson dead?"
"yeah"
"when am i going to die?"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 15:19 (nine years ago) link
oh no!
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 15:48 (nine years ago) link
3 y.o.
:/
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 17:27 (nine years ago) link
not for a very very long time little bud
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 17:33 (nine years ago) link
;_;
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 January 2015 00:12 (nine years ago) link
After having taken a picture of him, our 6 year old son:
"Don't put that on facebook!"
After asking him what facebook was:
"It's where everybody sees what you're doing"
― silverfish, Monday, 19 January 2015 16:08 (nine years ago) link
Aw. We have a little private "K channel" for friends and family only to avoid putting lots of photos of K in public FB feeds. I always wonder at what point it's going to annoy her that we do it.
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Monday, 19 January 2015 16:09 (nine years ago) link
"Who invented shoes?"
― Οὖτις, Monday, 19 January 2015 20:12 (nine years ago) link