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Italian Sausage Marinara BreadBowl Pasta
Options: Butter sauce only. No marinara.

Joey D speaks to you, his chosen ones. You have been raised up from brutality to kill the brutals that multiply and are legion. To this end, Joey D gave you the gift of the butter sauce. The butter sauce is good. The marinara is evil.

Marinara means something diff't in the US doesnt it? Like, just tomato sauce or something? Here its seafood pasta.

yeah, red sauce

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marinara_sauce

basic meatless red sauce

basic evil meatless red sauce

whoa man

rude

"red sauce" makes it sound so bland and lifeless. A properly made tomato sugo can be a thing of simple beauty.

Anyway Im not gonna derail this thread yet again lol.

for sure, which is why I prefer white sauce

yeah, white sauce is butter sauce

it becomes confusing when you use 'butter sauce' to compliment other sauces

you'd probably just get whatever sauce they put on fettucine alfredo

that's alfredo sauce

that is to say, I am commenting on the pasta sauce landscape of north america

you get white or red, where white is on all the white sauce dishes and red is on all the red sauce dishes, sorry, guys.

Why not both?! /zoidberg

Joey D don't roll like that

Some places do let you go half and half or mix, lol

Actually I have made at least pasta bakes before with passata mixed with bechamel oh god dammit I said I wasnt gonna derail the thread...

Nov 19

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Joey D's Oak Room:
$9.95 Oak Room Chicken Sandwich
$0.00 Fries
$0.00 Add BBQ and ketchup
$11.95 Chicken BBQ Sandwich
$0.00 No bun
$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad
$0.00 Honey Mustard
$0.00 Extra honey mustard

$-2.71 Discount: Coupon
$2.18 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$38.31 Total

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Nov 22

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Boneheads Perimeter:
$15.49 Whole Chicken
$0.00 Piri BBQ
$1.00 Grilled Asparagus (extra $1.00)
$4.99 Crispy Shrimp Kids Meal
$0.00 Seasoned Fries
$4.99 Crispy Shrimp Kids Meal
$0.00 Seasoned Fries

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$1.50 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$3.00 tip
$30.96 Total

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Current Approximate Delivery Time: 6:18 PM

Please note that your total may be slightly different if any special requests you made cost extra.

Thanks,
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Nov 23

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Boneheads Perimeter:
$15.49 Whole Chicken
$0.00 Piri BBQ
$0.00 Grilled Zucchini
$4.99 Crispy Fish Kids Meal
$0.00 Seasoned Fries
$0.00 Ketchup
$0.00 Oatmeal Raisin
$4.99 Grilled Chicken Breast kids Meal
$0.00 Seasoned Fries
$0.00 Ketchup

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$1.43 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$3.82 tip
$30.71 Total

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Current Approximate Delivery Time: 8:28 PM

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Thanks,
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Two whole chickens in two days. Impressive.

if he orders from there on thanksgiving, i may cry a little

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Joey D's Oak Room:
$11.95 Chicken BBQ Sandwich
$0.00 No bun, extra bbq on side, ketchup
$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad
$0.00 Honey Mustard
$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad
$0.00 Honey Mustard
$0.00 Extra honey mustard, no blue cheese

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.16 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$4.00 tip
$42.00 Total

Thank you. If any of your information has changed. Please be available to contact

Current Approximate Delivery Time: 7:18 PM

Please note that your total may be slightly different if any special requests you made cost extra.

Thanks,
Mobile Waiters

At this point, I could place an order for this guy

TS: inevitable christmas and new year's orders are gonna be depressing or reassuring?

there was a long break and no thanksgiving orders so that's promising

that's true!

Good day Andrew,
As per your request and questions.
Price remains as below quoted in effect till December 31,2014.
Shipping of new keel included.
Credit of old keel includes my return freight of the keel.
Please let me know as soon as you can.

Thank you.
[redacted].

how much is a keel anyway?

The boys will be out school Dec 22 thru Jan 5. They can stay up here so they can be supervised while you are at work in the Day. Tre on the nights I have to work maybe they can stay at your house or mine. My house is secluded. They are big boys. The only thing is Shemi and Jesh are not and would need supervisión. De can have a conference call TBA

To cast J-100 Shoal Keel with stainless steel keel bolts cast in and hex nuts provided.
Keel faired to production standards , painted with 6 coats of Interprotect 2000E delivered to New Jersey/New York .
Total price @ $13,845.00.
Credit for deep keel return freight included @ ( $1225.00).

Net Price @ $12,620.00 USD.
Deposit of 50% with order.
Turnaround time 4 weeks.
Balance due prior departure of finished keel.

Any questions please do not hesitate to contact nme.

Thank you.

My house is secluded. They are big boys.
My house is secluded. They are big boys.

My house is secluded. They are big boys.

My house is secluded. They are big boys.

My house is secluded. They are big boys.

My house is secluded. They are big boys.

My house is secluded. They are big boys.

Pee and Keel

Tre Shemi Jesh De

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c'mon dude post them

i ask that you embrace the mystery

My dad sent me an email viral warning that was borderline parody:

This was sent to me from my sister Donna . Her Brother in law is really electronically smart.
Dee

Received this today and better safe than sorry!!!

Be careful.....don't open what it says below.

THIS IS IMPORTANT

BEWARE and tell everybody you can think of!!!

Better to be safe than sorry

Dave' s brother is a very advanced programmer who does computer work for a
living and has a high up status with Microsoft.

He doesn't send these if they aren't real. If He says this is for real, it
for sure is. Be aware.

VIRUS COMING !

Hi All,

I checked with Norton Anti-Virus, and they are gearing up for this virus!

I checked Snoops , and it is for real. Get this E-mail message sent around
to your contacts ASAP.

PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG FRIENDS, FAMILY AND CONTACTS!

You should be alert during the next few days. Do not open any message with
an attachment...

entitled POSTCARD FROM HALLMARK , regardless of who sent it to you.

It is a virus which opens A POSTCARD IMAGE, which 'burns' the whole hard
disc C of your computer.

This virus will be received from someone who has your e -mail address in
his/her contact list.

This is the reason you need to send this e -mail to all your contacts.
It is better to receive this message 25 times than to receive the virus and
open it.

If you receive an email entitled "POSTCARD," even though it was sent to you
by a friend, do not open it! Shut down your computer immediately.
This is the worst virus announced by CNN.

It has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive virus ever.

This virus was discovered by McAfee yesterday, and there is no repair yet
for this kind of Virus.

This virus simply destroys the Zero Sector of the Hard Disc, where the vital
information is kept.

COPY THIS E-MAIL AND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS.

REMEMBER: IF YOU SEND IT TO THEM, YOU WILL BENEFIT ALL OF US

My dad's intro was "May be something to this one. Lloyd pretty much personalized this message."

Lloyd is like 87 years old.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real.

checks out, sounds like a threat

it's like a fire and brimstone sermon at computer church

I guess Donna is married to Dave?

Dave' s brother is a very advanced programmer who does computer work for a
living and has a high up status with Microsoft.

nobody high up at Microsoft does programming, duh

"I checked Snoops, it is for real" made me lol

"hmmmm. that shit's for real, man..."
http://www.prosportstickers.com/product_images/l/1380_snoopy_sticker_4__11935.jpg