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Saw my first. In fact, seeing it now. He's sitting opposite me. Military green fleecejacket, combat pants, rucksack. Embarked at Blackheath, of course

imago, Monday, 17 November 2014 19:58 (nine years ago) link

ask him for directions

Οὖτις, Monday, 17 November 2014 20:00 (nine years ago) link

Really greasy hair, also typing to a phone, presumably playing COD with his ocular movements or something

imago, Monday, 17 November 2014 20:01 (nine years ago) link

okay glass, explode

So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 November 2014 20:01 (nine years ago) link

ask to have your picture taken w him

Οὖτις, Monday, 17 November 2014 20:02 (nine years ago) link

He's now typing to TWO phones

imago, Monday, 17 November 2014 20:03 (nine years ago) link

And now got off the bus. I did not follow him home

imago, Monday, 17 November 2014 20:05 (nine years ago) link

yell "DEVO!" at him

Οὖτις, Monday, 17 November 2014 20:05 (nine years ago) link

Tell him "you're killing our city!"

holla back for a dope nakh (how's life), Monday, 17 November 2014 20:05 (nine years ago) link

Next time I shall ask him to order a pizza* without using his hands.

to the bus

imago, Monday, 17 November 2014 20:06 (nine years ago) link

lol

Οὖτις, Monday, 17 November 2014 20:10 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2015-12/29/google-glass-enterprise-edition-confirmed

there is still hope for a new wave of google glass douchebag stories, since they are targeting the workplace now

j., Wednesday, 30 December 2015 00:20 (eight years ago) link

Want one!!!

Jeff, Wednesday, 30 December 2015 01:30 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

i miss google glass

where have all the douchebags gone

j., Tuesday, 17 January 2017 03:08 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Crxkc2uUIAAwgGS.jpg

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 16:49 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

one of my first memes pic.twitter.com/wuvBm1OZ9u

— Donald (@getfiscal) April 15, 2018

j., Sunday, 15 April 2018 21:24 (six years ago) link

excellent

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 16 April 2018 04:05 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

https://www.theverge.com/2019/11/11/20959066/apple-augmented-reality-ar-headset-glasses-rumors-reported-release-date

Apple plans to release its first augmented reality headset in 2022, followed by a smaller device — a pair of AR glasses — in 2023, according to a new report from The Information.

Apple’s entry into the world of augmented reality has long been rumored, with many in the tech world seeing AR and VR as the next big platforms after mobile. But an exact entry date has been unclear, with some analysts suggesting a 2020 launch. Citing internal presentations made at Apple’s headquarters, The Information pushes this rumored timeline back to 2022, presumably due to difficulties in developing the technology.

As well as the new timeline, The Information’s report offers new detail about Apple’s AR headset, codenamed N301. The device supposedly resembles a slimmer version of the Oculus Quest, a virtual reality headset released in May. It has AR and VR capabilities, uses external cameras to map the user’s surroundings (including the outlines of people, furniture, and rooms), and has a high-resolution display to show information and blend virtual objects with the real world. Employees were told that the company would be reaching out to developers to build software for the headset from 2021.

After Apple has built this larger headset it plans to release a smaller pair of AR glasses. Unlike the headset, these will be designed to be worn for longer periods of time, with The Information reporting that “current prototypes look like high-priced sunglasses with thick frames that house the battery and chips,” according to a person who has seen prototypes. Apple has also reportedly explored lenses that darken when in operation, to signal to observers that the user is otherwise occupied.

at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Monday, 11 November 2019 23:12 (four years ago) link

SORRY DUDES. I'M ...

https://i.imgur.com/kM9weIx.jpg

O C C U P I E D

pplains, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 01:49 (four years ago) link


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