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these restaurants are obv a result of the economy but i guess actually it's because we millennials' parents let us pick out our own baby formula or fuck ever

qualx, Monday, 17 November 2014 05:08 (nine years ago) link

this is funny tho

On Wednesday, McDonald's, which has been struggling mightily (especially with the younger set), announced that it was using San Antonio as a market to test a new menu that, as the San Antonio Express reported, "lets customers mix and match individually priced entree orders with different side options, instead of the typical fries and soft drink. Alternatives include a side salad, sundae, three cookies and more."

does it come with a toy

qualx, Monday, 17 November 2014 05:09 (nine years ago) link

I WANT FOUR COOKIES FUCK THIS I'M GOING TO WENDYS

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 November 2014 05:21 (nine years ago) link

"With our new and improved app, you can take that cookie."

Doctor Casino, Monday, 17 November 2014 05:33 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Hzu7LtY.jpg

, Thursday, 20 November 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link

need state

j., Thursday, 20 November 2014 16:41 (nine years ago) link

I guess some customization is cool but I keep thinking about my friend who has this family trait where you always know the right way to do things. I'm told holidays at her house involve everyone standing around the kitchen explaining the best way to make coleslaw.

I seriously went to dinner with her once and she ordered a sandwich by saying "yeah, could I have this one, but with the bun from this other sandwich and the sauce from this third sandwich instead of the mustard"

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Thursday, 20 November 2014 16:41 (nine years ago) link

The In and Out need state

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 20 November 2014 16:51 (nine years ago) link

That's not an easy graph to parse.

pplains, Thursday, 20 November 2014 16:55 (nine years ago) link

Oh good it's not just me.

carl agatha, Thursday, 20 November 2014 16:57 (nine years ago) link

I'm not sure if I can read it or not either, but why would a casual dining restaurant fill the need to get in and out quickly? I thought that's what the other two categories were for.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 20 November 2014 16:58 (nine years ago) link

wtf are those 4 categories of dining

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 20 November 2014 17:04 (nine years ago) link

I don't think "industry" is a category of dining

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 20 November 2014 17:05 (nine years ago) link

well I guess it is technically a 'segment'

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 20 November 2014 17:06 (nine years ago) link

I think Casual Dining is sit-down chains like Friday's, Chili's, PF Chang's etc., fast casual is I think stuff like Panera Bread and Chipotle ("upscaled" fast food), and "quick service" is the old fast food category. Not sure if this is right because it seems like places like Chipotle have just as quick service as McDonald's.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 20 November 2014 17:07 (nine years ago) link

if that's true, I agree that the Casual Dining segment is not meeting my shifting need states

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 20 November 2014 17:10 (nine years ago) link

quick service places used to literally let you walk in ask for food and walk out, they're kinda pokier than they used to be

j., Thursday, 20 November 2014 17:32 (nine years ago) link

I want Need State on one axis and Day Part on t'other

johnny crunch, Thursday, 20 November 2014 17:36 (nine years ago) link

quick service -> has a drive-through

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Thursday, 20 November 2014 17:52 (nine years ago) link

ts: need states vs. day parts

ambergris shmambergris (silby), Thursday, 20 November 2014 18:40 (nine years ago) link

dusk settles as the late night daypart draws in

schlump, Thursday, 20 November 2014 19:17 (nine years ago) link

lol

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 20 November 2014 19:35 (nine years ago) link

i feel like the hangry need state needs representation

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 21 November 2014 03:11 (nine years ago) link

Also: horngry

carl agatha, Friday, 21 November 2014 04:00 (nine years ago) link

and boredgry

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 21 November 2014 07:20 (nine years ago) link

forlorngry is how i eat

from the straining pagan waistbands (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 21 November 2014 07:29 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/KP7PfuV.jpg

, Saturday, 22 November 2014 14:13 (nine years ago) link

that can't be real!

you fuck one chud... (stevie), Saturday, 22 November 2014 14:25 (nine years ago) link

Leela: Didn't you have ads in the 21st century?

Fry: Well sure, but not in our dreams.

Only on TV and radio, and in magazines, and movies, and at ball games...

And on buses and milk cartons and t-shirts, and bananas, and written on the sky.

But not in dreams, no siree.

j., Saturday, 22 November 2014 14:27 (nine years ago) link

lolll can't believe for a second that is real but great job whoever did it

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 22 November 2014 14:33 (nine years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1970/02/14/kentucky-fried

, Monday, 24 November 2014 13:44 (nine years ago) link

lol his secret recipe and his fast-frying process produce fried chicken of a quality unknown in New York restaurants

j., Monday, 24 November 2014 13:53 (nine years ago) link

Then, in 1939, the Colonel made what is regarded in chicken circles as a historic breakthrough.

, Monday, 24 November 2014 16:15 (nine years ago) link

Late in 1963, after less than eight years in the business, the Colonel had more than six hundred franchised outlets for his chicken in this country and Canada, which put him well ahead of the other fried-chicken operations, such as Chicken Delight and Chicken in the Rough.

If I ever get access to a time machine, going back to 1963 and sampling Chicken Delight and Chicken in the Rough will be pretty high on my list of priorities

, Monday, 24 November 2014 16:22 (nine years ago) link

chicken circles

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 24 November 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link

Ever had Kenny Rogers' Roasters?

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 24 November 2014 16:24 (nine years ago) link

Scores of competitors have appeared in recent years (Minnie Pearl Fried Chicken, Maryland Fried Chicken, Daniel Boone Fried Chicken)

Rest In Peace to Minnie Pearl Fried Chicken

, Monday, 24 November 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link

Oh my goodness did I just find a new burgerbusiness? http://www.franchisetimes.com/November-December-2014/Rick-Ross-raps-about-Wingstop-music-and-being-the-boss/

, Monday, 24 November 2014 16:30 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/xsSuQJu.jpg

The Cover Rick Ross Doesn't Want You To See

, Monday, 24 November 2014 16:31 (nine years ago) link

i hope he actually freestyled all of his responses

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 24 November 2014 16:32 (nine years ago) link

The blog posts are hyperbolic. “Health Kwest: A Major Inexcusable Embarrassment for Genghis Grill,” reads one by Pearson Hurst, a Virginia man who said he was at first excited to be chosen for the contest.

, Monday, 24 November 2014 16:36 (nine years ago) link

Disturbed by the happenings at Genghis Grill

, Monday, 24 November 2014 16:38 (nine years ago) link

innaresting map: http://www.genghisgrill.com/locations/

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 24 November 2014 17:01 (nine years ago) link

I've been thinking about Miami Subs lately. It is a pink and seafoam green decorated philly cheesesteak franchise that somehow had one of its few non-Florida locations in Indiana.

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 24 November 2014 17:07 (nine years ago) link

I had no idea Rick Ross was a wingstop franchise owner

Wing Game/Crack Game

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 24 November 2014 17:15 (nine years ago) link

“What’s rich to you? To me it’s being in a place of fulfillment,” says Rick Ross, owner of nine Wingstop restaurants open.

johnny crunch, Monday, 24 November 2014 18:34 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, Genghis Grills could easily belong on the racist ad thread (if we've got one.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cQM6suFbcA

pplains, Monday, 24 November 2014 20:16 (nine years ago) link

Or did I misspell "rapist"? Who's to say.

pplains, Monday, 24 November 2014 20:16 (nine years ago) link

they literally set up a location in mongolia btw

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 24 November 2014 21:05 (nine years ago) link


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