Misdirected emails

"sauce on the side" is a striking change-up in MO

does he know that someone is on to him

someone who thinks they have my email address is really, really interested in a quote from esurance

I see your auto insurance quotes, Jennifer!

is jenny short for jennifer

jenny is short for butter sauce

i'm not much of a salad person, is it reasonable that the manhattan chef salad costs more than the oak room chicken sandwich w/fries?

no but places always do that :(

hmm, just got scans of someone's passport with the text "you owe me big time!!!"

also had a nice conversation with someone else's match.com date (i explained to her that this dude keeps thinking he has my email, to which she responded "well that is a crack up!") and i'm getting the same person's usps tracking info.

and here's someone else's Domino's order since you guys seem to like that sort of thing:

Order Details
Order #: 333031
Date: 11/15/2014 8:32PM

The following order is being delivered hot and fresh to your door:

Quantity Description Amount
1
8-Piece Boneless Chicken
Options: No Kicker Hot Sauce, Blue Cheese Sauce
$6.99
1
Side Blue Cheese Dipping Cup
$0.75
1
Italian Sausage Marinara BreadBowl Pasta
Options: Italian Sausage, Hearty Marinara Sauce, No Shredded Provolone Cheese
$7.99
Food & Bev Total: $15.73
Tax: $1.46
Bottle Deposit: $0.00
Delivery Charge: $2.50
Total: $19.69

could be worse, at least they didn't order - BIG HOOS SANDWICH TRAITOR

Italian Sausage Marinara BreadBowl Pasta
Options: Butter sauce only. No marinara.

Joey D speaks to you, his chosen ones. You have been raised up from brutality to kill the brutals that multiply and are legion. To this end, Joey D gave you the gift of the butter sauce. The butter sauce is good. The marinara is evil.

Marinara means something diff't in the US doesnt it? Like, just tomato sauce or something? Here its seafood pasta.

yeah, red sauce

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marinara_sauce

basic meatless red sauce

basic evil meatless red sauce

whoa man

rude

"red sauce" makes it sound so bland and lifeless. A properly made tomato sugo can be a thing of simple beauty.

Anyway Im not gonna derail this thread yet again lol.

for sure, which is why I prefer white sauce

yeah, white sauce is butter sauce

it becomes confusing when you use 'butter sauce' to compliment other sauces

you'd probably just get whatever sauce they put on fettucine alfredo

that's alfredo sauce

that is to say, I am commenting on the pasta sauce landscape of north america

you get white or red, where white is on all the white sauce dishes and red is on all the red sauce dishes, sorry, guys.

Why not both?! /zoidberg

Joey D don't roll like that

Some places do let you go half and half or mix, lol

Actually I have made at least pasta bakes before with passata mixed with bechamel oh god dammit I said I wasnt gonna derail the thread...

Nov 19

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Joey D's Oak Room:
$9.95 Oak Room Chicken Sandwich
$0.00 Fries
$0.00 Add BBQ and ketchup
$11.95 Chicken BBQ Sandwich
$0.00 No bun
$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad
$0.00 Honey Mustard
$0.00 Extra honey mustard

$-2.71 Discount: Coupon
$2.18 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$38.31 Total

Thank you. If any of your information has changed. Please be available to contact

Current Approximate Delivery Time: 7:31 PM

Please note that your total may be slightly different if any special requests you made cost extra.

Thanks,
Mobile Waiters

Nov 22

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Boneheads Perimeter:
$15.49 Whole Chicken
$0.00 Piri BBQ
$1.00 Grilled Asparagus (extra $1.00)
$4.99 Crispy Shrimp Kids Meal
$0.00 Seasoned Fries
$4.99 Crispy Shrimp Kids Meal
$0.00 Seasoned Fries

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$1.50 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$3.00 tip
$30.96 Total

Thank you. If any of your information has changed. Please be available to contact

Current Approximate Delivery Time: 6:18 PM

Please note that your total may be slightly different if any special requests you made cost extra.

Thanks,
Mobile Waiters

Nov 23

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Boneheads Perimeter:
$15.49 Whole Chicken
$0.00 Piri BBQ
$0.00 Grilled Zucchini
$4.99 Crispy Fish Kids Meal
$0.00 Seasoned Fries
$0.00 Ketchup
$0.00 Oatmeal Raisin
$4.99 Grilled Chicken Breast kids Meal
$0.00 Seasoned Fries
$0.00 Ketchup

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$1.43 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$3.82 tip
$30.71 Total

Thank you. If any of your information has changed. Please be available to contact

Current Approximate Delivery Time: 8:28 PM

Please note that your total may be slightly different if any special requests you made cost extra.

Thanks,
Mobile Waiters

Two whole chickens in two days. Impressive.

if he orders from there on thanksgiving, i may cry a little

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Joey D's Oak Room:
$11.95 Chicken BBQ Sandwich
$0.00 No bun, extra bbq on side, ketchup
$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad
$0.00 Honey Mustard
$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad
$0.00 Honey Mustard
$0.00 Extra honey mustard, no blue cheese

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.16 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$4.00 tip
$42.00 Total

Thank you. If any of your information has changed. Please be available to contact

Current Approximate Delivery Time: 7:18 PM

Please note that your total may be slightly different if any special requests you made cost extra.

Thanks,
Mobile Waiters

At this point, I could place an order for this guy

TS: inevitable christmas and new year's orders are gonna be depressing or reassuring?

there was a long break and no thanksgiving orders so that's promising

that's true!

Good day Andrew,
As per your request and questions.
Price remains as below quoted in effect till December 31,2014.
Shipping of new keel included.
Credit of old keel includes my return freight of the keel.
Please let me know as soon as you can.

Thank you.
[redacted].

how much is a keel anyway?

The boys will be out school Dec 22 thru Jan 5. They can stay up here so they can be supervised while you are at work in the Day. Tre on the nights I have to work maybe they can stay at your house or mine. My house is secluded. They are big boys. The only thing is Shemi and Jesh are not and would need supervisión. De can have a conference call TBA

To cast J-100 Shoal Keel with stainless steel keel bolts cast in and hex nuts provided.
Keel faired to production standards , painted with 6 coats of Interprotect 2000E delivered to New Jersey/New York .
Total price @ $13,845.00.
Credit for deep keel return freight included @ ( $1225.00).

Net Price @ $12,620.00 USD.
Deposit of 50% with order.
Turnaround time 4 weeks.
Balance due prior departure of finished keel.

Any questions please do not hesitate to contact nme.

Thank you.

My house is secluded. They are big boys.
My house is secluded. They are big boys.

My house is secluded. They are big boys.

My house is secluded. They are big boys.

My house is secluded. They are big boys.

My house is secluded. They are big boys.

My house is secluded. They are big boys.

Pee and Keel

Tre Shemi Jesh De

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c'mon dude post them

i ask that you embrace the mystery