I SCORED A GOAL FFS

last kick of an 8-0 win

four in a row through the keepers legs in a first-to-five game, cos I had to get home early

back like a fox

― is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 August 2014 22:03 (11 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Im back playing three a week but this thread will remain untroubled .... think the knee injury has robbed me of the magic ;-;

My knee is so weird. With the aid of a spectacular new knee brace, I played tonight because we were a couple of men down; I thought I'd just make up the numbers. But the brace was awesome! Scored three or four, the best of which was George Weah-esque; picked it up in our area from a defensive corner, and too, it all the way upfield before rolling it under the keeper. In 25 degree heat on AstroTurf, that was quite an effort.

― they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 5 July 2013 18:32 (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Would take a recommendation on the brace tho pls

last night then

hour-long five a side in a game where maybe 3 of our team was lazy or incompetent, vs maybe 1 of their team. they should have scored 35. we changed keeper every two goals. my two stints in goal took up more than half the time. we won that time 11-4. my two stints out of goal were characterised by us conceding almost every shot we faced, and trust me here my outfield play wasn't the issue. to say my keeping was on fire is an understatement. but anyway, as 9pm ticked around the game was actually and miraculously tied at 16-16 after a truly bizarre scoring sequence (5-1 up, 12-6 down, 15-12 up) and the shout NEXT GOAL WINS went up. and friends, I chose THAT moment to do something I hadn't done all evening

I SCORED A GOAL FFS

(a cool gentle sidefooted half-volley into the near corner past the advancing keeper with my wrong foot)

kudos

http://iob.imgur.com/uYGg/9m3i7TGx3y

wish 5s was more of a thing in stupid canada

http://i.imgur.com/30yWKco.jpg

wow how's he going to save that tent

had to shoot from range they were camped in their own half ffs

btw I scored 6 in last week's fives, the novelty is wearing off. guess i'll only mention the screamers from here on out, or the ones that took place on a beach

I scored four a couple of weeks ago, including the one that got us to 11-9 up after having been 6-0 down very early on. Sadly I also conceded their equaliser at the death.

Scored one tonight, but then completely missed the ball in exactly the same spot later on, under no pressure.

i played the first game with my new work crowd today and rose like a former ulster boys u13 high jump champion at the far post to head home the winner from a corner

it was the winner because the guy marking me hit the back of my head and fucked up his eye worse than the "cut me" scene in rocky and had to be carted off to emergency

#intro

how sharp is your head ffs

Deems, Wolf of Shrewsbury Road

it was one of those sac full of fluid injuries, flopping down over his eye

done a sweet rendition of keane v overmars on ilm top 77 today

good work

scored 6 culminating in the robson-kanu goal hmd

I went to a physio ffs who literally said ffs when I told him I'd been attempting to score goals ffs

Now I'm not allowed score goals ffs

Oh lads

An absolute worldy today, lobbed pass back to me from the corner flag and pearled home into far corner still accelerating in a windmill volley

Was shite besides.

just happy to see the lad back out there

I play with a fella who knows an ilxor so my bonafides can now be ascertained independently

first ever eleven a side goal ffs

fake take on standing left let bounce a foot to my waiting right, outside of that foot across bamboozled defender fading into corner if u must know

Young Marseille fan was just supposed to kick it once... pic.twitter.com/RryFbymMS6

— Rick Metzroth (@MetzrothESPN) August 26, 2018

it me

have a new monday night game across the road from the flat, mighty.

low goals so i was v happy tonight to flick it over the last defender on the turn and then lob the approaching keeper on the volley

eleventh eleven a side match of the season for yr glorious hero

did not score a goal but set up one of our very few goals of the year, meaning out of a total of....ten team goals ive "been involved in" five

wheres my fuckin opta

We talking a rabona cross or...?

the rabona cross is actually a running weekly joke in the work five a side.

fellas our age need something to be doing i guess

i recruited the minister to our five a side game ffs

safe pair of hands

fair target

last minute proper scissor-legged, head flicked, front edge of box into far side netting header from a corner in a real eleven a side to equalise on 90 mins

cant buy a pint tonight lads

im gone a yard slow and very one footed, but every few weeks that foot is romarios. had the pleasure of a beaten opponent shouting "i cant stop the fat cunt" into the turf at a late stage tonight as another one went across the keeper and in off the far post.

your best self

note that i play three times a weke and the thread is only bumped every few months like

btw I can't help but noticing your DN is a riff on the imo standout track off the Luke Kelly album you showed me, one of the better songs I've heard lately, ty again for that

yes it is and yes it is

proud day, im now getting targeted

https://i.imgur.com/5IDtdAg.jpg

conversion rate of 6/7 tonight, one top corner first time across meself, one stud-rolled megs, one off the near post after giving him eyes the far

rolled back the years, im a disgrace most games these days

Congratulations

thanks tb are u kickin a ball at all yrself these days a mhic

I live my athletic dreams vicariously through my coworkers who show to the office up with crutches and casts on occasion

sports after forty are a game for suckers braver folks than I