http://deadspin.com/jose-cansecos-interstellar-trade-idea-will-probably-sav-1658468406
Jose Canseco @JoseCansecoGalactic Beings have used comets as star taxis for eons1:39 PM - 13 Nov 2014
Jose Canseco @JoseCansecoComet Transport is the key to our survival.1:38 PM - 13 Nov 2014
never. ever. ever. change.
― he's not a gangsta, his real name's clarence (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 13 November 2014 20:21 (nine years ago) link
ya - this is quite sweet after Schilling yesterday.
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 13 November 2014 22:04 (nine years ago) link
you didn't even include the part that made me laugh really hard
Jose Canseco✔ @JoseCansecoIf Earth can control the comet transport system we will run the Milkyway. Think about that
Jose Canseco✔ @JoseCansecohug for u NASA #cansecomet
― Beat Happening's Megatron (Will M.), Thursday, 13 November 2014 22:46 (nine years ago) link
i fuckin hate my last dn, but i think jose jsut gave me a new one
― we will run the Milkyway. Think about that (Will M.), Thursday, 13 November 2014 22:47 (nine years ago) link
who wants to be my bash bro and change theirs to "hug for u NASA #cansecomet"
― we will run the Milkyway. Think about that (Will M.), Thursday, 13 November 2014 22:48 (nine years ago) link
so the "smelly" finger he shot fell off while he was playing poker!
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 15 November 2014 16:42 (nine years ago) link
best comment: "at least you didn't lose the hand"
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 15 November 2014 16:43 (nine years ago) link
p sure jose canseco is the star-child
― give kawhi his damn eyedrops (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 15 November 2014 23:12 (nine years ago) link
When Jose Canseco says all-in he means it
― polyphonic, Saturday, 15 November 2014 23:13 (nine years ago) link
snitches get stitches lose fingers
― brimstead, Saturday, 15 November 2014 23:15 (nine years ago) link
cansecomet!!
― gbx, Sunday, 16 November 2014 04:55 (nine years ago) link
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/1/2/7480343/jose-canseco-predictions-2015-cansecodamus
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 January 2015 18:44 (nine years ago) link
Jose Canseco ✔ @JoseCansecoFollow2. @JebYork chokes on silver spoon, Lott new owner, hires Jimbo, 49ers win super bowl.Problem: "Jeb" York isn't the CEO of the 49ers. That would be Jed York. This is impressive because "Jeb York" is a mock Twitter account created solely after Canseco insisted the 49ers' CEO was named Jeb.
Problem: "Jeb" York isn't the CEO of the 49ers. That would be Jed York. This is impressive because "Jeb York" is a mock Twitter account created solely after Canseco insisted the 49ers' CEO was named Jeb.
priceless
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 January 2015 18:48 (nine years ago) link
remember the UFO/balloon guy? the one who faked his kid flying off in a homemade hot air balloon/ufo thingy...Canseco and him are basically the same person now.
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 5 January 2015 18:55 (nine years ago) link
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · 15m 15 minutes agoYour caught on video return my stereo equipment that you ripped out of my suv yesterday or else.yes this is a threat
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · 13m 13 minutes agoYou have 24 hours plus leave 1k for the damage done to my suv..or else this is you only warning
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · 13m 13 minutes agoI will come get you my self
― slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link
icymi
http://stompersbaseball.com/stompers-present-jose-canseco-weekend-june-12-13/
can g4wker send J0rdan on assignment for this?
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:54 (eight years ago) link
said Stompers VP and general manager Theo Fightmaster
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 23:47 (eight years ago) link
this is gonna make great effectively wild material
― slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 23:58 (eight years ago) link
did B&S jointly cook this up i wonder
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 01:02 (eight years ago) link
josejosejosejose
http://gfycat.com/NervousAdmiredCarp
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 June 2015 18:53 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKcl0McUwAEk3Bb.jpg
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 18:10 (eight years ago) link
could that be the true manifestation of evil guide dog from that bizarro (and fascinating) thread you made ages ago that was recently bumped
― slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 18:26 (eight years ago) link
i don't know, looks more like crazy eye dog to me
imagine waking up from a nap with that dog staring at you!
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 18:31 (eight years ago) link
or even the canine.
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 18:33 (eight years ago) link
a linear combination of those faces made michael shannon
― an asteroid could hit the planet (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 18:36 (eight years ago) link
@JoseCanseco 2h2 hours agoCongrats to Junior the 3rd teammate off my Springfield Nuclear Power Plant team to make the Baseball Hall of Fame! hug for Mike Piazza too
@JoseCanseco 59m59 minutes agoIf I were a vampire I could play independent baseball for ever
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 January 2016 04:02 (eight years ago) link
there is little better than jose canseco using the subjunctive
― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 January 2016 05:02 (eight years ago) link
I'd forgotten that Wade Boggs was in the HOF!
― Sofialo Ren (Leee), Thursday, 7 January 2016 18:44 (eight years ago) link
you forgot he had 3010 hits?
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 January 2016 19:49 (eight years ago) link
Yes.
― Sofialo Ren (Leee), Thursday, 7 January 2016 19:55 (eight years ago) link
200 hits a season for like a million seasons in a row
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 7 January 2016 20:20 (eight years ago) link
wade boggs was probably had the best first 10 years of any third baseman in history
― k3vin k., Thursday, 7 January 2016 21:10 (eight years ago) link
maybe schmitty or mathews gives him a run there but yeah, he's a deserving HOFer
― k3vin k., Thursday, 7 January 2016 21:15 (eight years ago) link
he's 28th all-time by fWAR, 4th among 3B
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 January 2016 21:24 (eight years ago) link
led the majors in BA and OBP for 5 of his first 7 years, including 4 straight, dude was a machine
― k3vin k., Thursday, 7 January 2016 21:31 (eight years ago) link
I had to remove this thread from my bookmarks because the title was getting the Cranberries stuck in my head ;_;
― Very selfish, and very ironic (DJP), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 18:49 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/WgVCFpV.png
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 14 February 2016 00:37 (eight years ago) link
ONE OF US
― Andy K, Sunday, 14 February 2016 00:53 (eight years ago) link
i followed him based on this thread. i can't stop laughing but mainly everyone i know who likes sport finds this hilarious cos he was so famous that he was in a simpsons episode.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 14 February 2016 01:00 (eight years ago) link
@JoseCanseco Oct 1Democracies are such a fragile thing and seem to age and deteriorate never being as good as they once were . Never reversing march to death
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 October 2016 14:44 (seven years ago) link
deep!
― imho tep (sanskrit), Monday, 3 October 2016 17:16 (seven years ago) link
In 2018 blockchain will become mainstream knowledge understood by moron level and above— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 22, 2017
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 02:14 (six years ago) link
lol
― crüt, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 02:21 (six years ago) link
when you were having premarital sex, jose cans
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 02:43 (six years ago) link
Canseco Rule- once tweeted or discussed in media by Jose Canseco then the concept has become 'mainstream knowledge'.
― earlnash, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 10:07 (six years ago) link
I cannot believe David Ortiz aka Big Papi did not invite me to play in his golf tournament this weekend I'm one of the longest drivers in the world at 50 and over and one of the best golfers I could have helped him out with his charity does MLB still hold grudges against me— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 29, 2017
how will David Ortiz aka Big Papi respond
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 22:15 (six years ago) link
solid take
What is going on with all these politicians molesting women I've been molested by several women and never complained— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 12, 2017
― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:58 (six years ago) link
Hey little buddy @realDonaldTrump I am interested in United Nations leadership .dm me for ideas and confidential 90 day plan #readynow— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) October 9, 2018
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 18:16 (five years ago) link
Aliens have been trying to teach us how to time travel but first we have to change our body composition which we are not willing to do we have tried with animals and it has failed— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 30, 2019
― omar little, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 17:43 (five years ago) link
Cloning is illegal that's why we cannot evolve into our next stage— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 7, 2019
― omar little, Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:29 (five years ago) link