Mine would t have relied on gore though. My sitcoms
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 01:41 (nine years ago) link
,*a family program
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 01:42 (nine years ago) link
Yeah, the gore angle was a little disappointing, it's a great video but I wish it literally had just been this endless, weirdly plausible sitcom.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 05:25 (nine years ago) link
'Duty Free'
A perfume that smells like all other perfumes mixed together and makes you feel as if you're going on holiday.
― butt slam mechanics (onimo), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 10:32 (nine years ago) link
haha!
― joni mitchell jarre (dog latin), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 10:36 (nine years ago) link
a combo weed/gun shop called canniballistics - logo is some dude eating another dude
― Mordy, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:23 (nine years ago) link
I love that.
― i only wanted freidn (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:25 (nine years ago) link
A meme where an alert from Mavericks comes up that says "Force Quit Everything?" and then you see that Gary Oldman gif that's real intense.
― pplains, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:26 (nine years ago) link
Except Mavericks doesn't display an alert like that and Oldman's character is actually saying "Everyone!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_iAE2JIyEE
― tribe? de la? no "humpty dance?" (clouds), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link
sorry, don't know that one, never watched breaking bad
― pplains, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 15:25 (nine years ago) link
Inspired by a sign at the gym that has
YOGA
in huge letters, I want Lady Gaga and Yo-Yo Ma to team up and make a yoga instructional video
YOYOGAGAYOGA
― joygoat, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 21:56 (nine years ago) link
I also want someone in Tacoma to open an all-you-can-eat taqueria and name it TACOMA TACO COMA
― joygoat, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 21:57 (nine years ago) link
a man, a plan
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 22:09 (nine years ago) link
TACO COMA is a great name no matter where it's located
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 22:11 (nine years ago) link
TACO COMA, TACO HI-I-I-GH
― dogen, lord soto zen (clouds), Thursday, 13 November 2014 00:45 (nine years ago) link
80s style PSAs about the importance of googling things
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 17 November 2014 12:33 (nine years ago) link
Taco Coma Va
― Piss-Up Artist (dog latin), Monday, 17 November 2014 12:43 (nine years ago) link
Tacoma Taco Coma Mama
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 17 November 2014 14:12 (nine years ago) link
clothing line/store for stylish dads called Miami Dad County
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 16:40 (nine years ago) link
thats a great idea
― ✓ out this insane nakh yall (gr8080), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 16:54 (nine years ago) link
love it
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 17:25 (nine years ago) link
Know what fathers and that metro have in common? They both enjoy home rule.
</Dade_joke>
― pplains, Thursday, 27 November 2014 01:38 (nine years ago) link
I used to share a flat with four other people in a house in Central London that had been split into separate flats, one per floor. The landlord didn't live there, but the flat on the top floor was occupied by a really old guy who was one of his relatives. The landlord wanted to sell the house, but couldn't, because for whatever reason he'd agreed to let this relative live there. There was a standing rule that if this old guy died, all the tenants would be evicted, so that the landlord could sell up.One time, I came home from work, and on the carpet going up the stairs there were red stains and broken glass. As I got further up the stairs, I realised that someone had dropped a jar of raspberry jam, but my first thought was "oh shit, the old guy's dead and we're all going to get evicted!".So my terrible idea is a black comedy sitcom where the landlord keeps trying to have the old guy discretely bumped off, when actually he's already died from extreme old age, and the tenants are trying to make it look like he's still alive 'Weekend At Bernie's' style.
― just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Saturday, 29 November 2014 10:52 (nine years ago) link
i thought your idea would be a bag of gore made from raspberry jam that can be burst on stairs to keep people using the elevator
― Face facts poptimism hacks, your a scam. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 November 2014 16:40 (nine years ago) link
^^^worst deleted scene from The Shining
― never say goodbye before leaving chat room (Crabbits), Saturday, 29 November 2014 16:58 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/IKeveCe.gif
― pplains, Saturday, 29 November 2014 17:07 (nine years ago) link
80s Google PSA and Miami Dad County have both been popping into my head and making me lose my shit over the past couple days.
I picture the latter looking like Big Johnson novelty type shirts that you'd buy at the spencer gifts at the mall, with like two dads peering over the top of wayfarers, back to back with their arms crossed.
― joygoat, Saturday, 29 November 2014 22:23 (nine years ago) link
Casting Scott Bakula as Dr. Tiger Ninestein in a live action movie franchise of Terrorhawks.
― just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Sunday, 30 November 2014 00:08 (nine years ago) link
snoball's sitcom idea is so good
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 30 November 2014 02:20 (nine years ago) link
the google psas would have acted out scenarios where someone embarrasses himself not googling something first and then a GI JOE/More You Know type authority figure counseling the protagonist
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Sunday, 30 November 2014 02:24 (nine years ago) link
satnav that says "you are about to witness the strength of street knowledge" every time you switch it on
― proper maoist (DJ Mencap), Monday, 1 December 2014 15:44 (nine years ago) link
hahahaha
― ✓ out this insane nakh yall (gr8080), Monday, 1 December 2014 15:53 (nine years ago) link
A+, though it should be the techgeek appropriate kid 606 version of the linehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1UoN79-8-o
― Face facts poptimism hacks, your a scam. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 December 2014 17:23 (nine years ago) link
2000ad-themed christmas treats - Munce Pies
― koogs, Thursday, 4 December 2014 12:01 (nine years ago) link
black metal themed Philly cheese steak restaurant called Pennsylvanian Hunger
― Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Thursday, 4 December 2014 12:14 (nine years ago) link
oh dude.
― how's life, Thursday, 4 December 2014 12:48 (nine years ago) link
hah!
― Hello, my name is Dark Chocolate Cookie (dog latin), Thursday, 4 December 2014 12:52 (nine years ago) link
so pure, so cold.
― mrs. missus (clouds), Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:37 (nine years ago) link
RayDioHead - a Radiohead tribute band that perform the songs in the style of Dio, fronted by former MTV VJ Ray Cokes.
― just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Saturday, 13 December 2014 14:19 (nine years ago) link
Oh god, I just remembered my terrible idea of buying up the domain "fourcandles.com" and having a 30-second redirect to "forkhandles.com", which in turn would have a 30-second redirect to "fourcandles.com", and so on. Terrible, terrible idea.
― emil.y, Saturday, 13 December 2014 14:44 (nine years ago) link
tv show called Jokes On U in which adrian sherwood, tackhead et al do standup
― tweet deems ur mad f this (wins), Saturday, 13 December 2014 16:37 (nine years ago) link
an ice tray that makes foot long ice knives that you can use for homicides and then melt the evidence in the sink, roald dahl style
― a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 13 December 2014 19:54 (nine years ago) link
more fool me for assuming someone hadn't already marketed that ideahttp://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/ultimate-weapon.html
― a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 13 December 2014 19:56 (nine years ago) link
hmmmm. it has an ice hilt.
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 13 December 2014 19:58 (nine years ago) link
Product FeaturesSilicone ice mold creates real working ice daggersLeaves no evidence (besides water)Daggers may be sharpened, but only hold an edge in sub-freezing temperaturesConstructed from food grade siliconeMakes one full size dagger per moldFinished ice dagger is 16" in length
― a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 13 December 2014 20:00 (nine years ago) link
"daggers may be sharpened"
yeah, the edge would break when you take it out of the mold
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 13 December 2014 20:01 (nine years ago) link
if it was really sharp anyway
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 13 December 2014 20:02 (nine years ago) link
How about an ice dagger that you insert into a handle that has a red LED in it, so that it looks like the lightsaber in the Star Wars VII trailer?
― just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Saturday, 13 December 2014 20:15 (nine years ago) link