your terrible ideas

Oh lol someone already said that.

dang, you were even late on that.

Mine would t have relied on gore though. My sitcoms

,*a family program

Yeah, the gore angle was a little disappointing, it's a great video but I wish it literally had just been this endless, weirdly plausible sitcom.

'Duty Free'

A perfume that smells like all other perfumes mixed together and makes you feel as if you're going on holiday.

haha!

a combo weed/gun shop called canniballistics - logo is some dude eating another dude

I love that.

A meme where an alert from Mavericks comes up that says "Force Quit Everything?" and then you see that Gary Oldman gif that's real intense.

Except Mavericks doesn't display an alert like that and Oldman's character is actually saying "Everyone!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_iAE2JIyEE

sorry, don't know that one, never watched breaking bad

Inspired by a sign at the gym that has

YO
GA

in huge letters, I want Lady Gaga and Yo-Yo Ma to team up and make a yoga instructional video

YOYO
GAGA
YOGA

I also want someone in Tacoma to open an all-you-can-eat taqueria and name it TACOMA TACO COMA

a man, a plan

TACO COMA is a great name no matter where it's located

TACO COMA, TACO HI-I-I-GH

80s style PSAs about the importance of googling things

Taco Coma Va

Tacoma Taco Coma Mama

clothing line/store for stylish dads called Miami Dad County

thats a great idea

love it

Know what fathers and that metro have in common? They both enjoy home rule.

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I used to share a flat with four other people in a house in Central London that had been split into separate flats, one per floor. The landlord didn't live there, but the flat on the top floor was occupied by a really old guy who was one of his relatives. The landlord wanted to sell the house, but couldn't, because for whatever reason he'd agreed to let this relative live there. There was a standing rule that if this old guy died, all the tenants would be evicted, so that the landlord could sell up.
One time, I came home from work, and on the carpet going up the stairs there were red stains and broken glass. As I got further up the stairs, I realised that someone had dropped a jar of raspberry jam, but my first thought was "oh shit, the old guy's dead and we're all going to get evicted!".
So my terrible idea is a black comedy sitcom where the landlord keeps trying to have the old guy discretely bumped off, when actually he's already died from extreme old age, and the tenants are trying to make it look like he's still alive 'Weekend At Bernie's' style.

i thought your idea would be a bag of gore made from raspberry jam that can be burst on stairs to keep people using the elevator

^^^worst deleted scene from The Shining

http://i.imgur.com/IKeveCe.gif

80s Google PSA and Miami Dad County have both been popping into my head and making me lose my shit over the past couple days.

I picture the latter looking like Big Johnson novelty type shirts that you'd buy at the spencer gifts at the mall, with like two dads peering over the top of wayfarers, back to back with their arms crossed.

Casting Scott Bakula as Dr. Tiger Ninestein in a live action movie franchise of Terrorhawks.

snoball's sitcom idea is so good

the google psas would have acted out scenarios where someone embarrasses himself not googling something first and then a GI JOE/More You Know type authority figure counseling the protagonist

satnav that says "you are about to witness the strength of street knowledge" every time you switch it on

hahahaha

A+, though it should be the techgeek appropriate kid 606 version of the line
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1UoN79-8-o

2000ad-themed christmas treats - Munce Pies

black metal themed Philly cheese steak restaurant called Pennsylvanian Hunger

oh dude.

hah!

so pure, so cold.

RayDioHead - a Radiohead tribute band that perform the songs in the style of Dio, fronted by former MTV VJ Ray Cokes.

Oh god, I just remembered my terrible idea of buying up the domain "fourcandles.com" and having a 30-second redirect to "forkhandles.com", which in turn would have a 30-second redirect to "fourcandles.com", and so on. Terrible, terrible idea.

tv show called Jokes On U in which adrian sherwood, tackhead et al do standup

an ice tray that makes foot long ice knives that you can use for homicides and then melt the evidence in the sink, roald dahl style

more fool me for assuming someone hadn't already marketed that idea
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/ultimate-weapon.html

hmmmm. it has an ice hilt.

Product Features
Silicone ice mold creates real working ice daggers
Leaves no evidence (besides water)
Daggers may be sharpened, but only hold an edge in sub-freezing temperatures
Constructed from food grade silicone
Makes one full size dagger per mold
Finished ice dagger is 16" in length

"daggers may be sharpened"

yeah, the edge would break when you take it out of the mold