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just saying if it's expensive vs expensive, may as well go with restaurant food.

people who get in to cooking but only ever buy super nice expensive ingredients thats not really cooking thats shopping

as long as we're going down this road, my current fave dumb thing to buy and cook at home is SHISHITO PEPPERS, blistered in a wok with a spoonful of sesame oil, pat em down after five minutes and hit it with kosher salt and lime juice
they are awesome and easy and i am eating them now

I like to add frozen peas to my velveeta shells with cheese

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i like to go to subway and just be all well whatu got just whip me something up ur the artist and then i never leave

lol

such a lovely place

i love sun chips

https://twitter.com/HansonOHaver/status/524286040719114240

lol at that guy having a blue tick

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From Joey D's Oak Room:
$3.75 Fettuccini Marinara
$0.00 Sauce on the side please
$11.95 Chicken BBQ Sandwich
$0.00 No bun, fries instead of slaw
$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad
$0.00 Honey Mustard

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$1.59 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$4.15 tip
$33.38 Total

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wow did they figure out how to get the fries for free

"sauce on the side" is a striking change-up in MO

does he know that someone is on to him

someone who thinks they have my email address is really, really interested in a quote from esurance

I see your auto insurance quotes, Jennifer!

is jenny short for jennifer

jenny is short for butter sauce

i'm not much of a salad person, is it reasonable that the manhattan chef salad costs more than the oak room chicken sandwich w/fries?

no but places always do that :(

hmm, just got scans of someone's passport with the text "you owe me big time!!!"

also had a nice conversation with someone else's match.com date (i explained to her that this dude keeps thinking he has my email, to which she responded "well that is a crack up!") and i'm getting the same person's usps tracking info.

and here's someone else's Domino's order since you guys seem to like that sort of thing:

Order Details
Order #: 333031
Date: 11/15/2014 8:32PM

The following order is being delivered hot and fresh to your door:

Quantity Description Amount
1
8-Piece Boneless Chicken
Options: No Kicker Hot Sauce, Blue Cheese Sauce
$6.99
1
Side Blue Cheese Dipping Cup
$0.75
1
Italian Sausage Marinara BreadBowl Pasta
Options: Italian Sausage, Hearty Marinara Sauce, No Shredded Provolone Cheese
$7.99
Food & Bev Total: $15.73
Tax: $1.46
Bottle Deposit: $0.00
Delivery Charge: $2.50
Total: $19.69

could be worse, at least they didn't order - BIG HOOS SANDWICH TRAITOR

Italian Sausage Marinara BreadBowl Pasta
Options: Butter sauce only. No marinara.

Joey D speaks to you, his chosen ones. You have been raised up from brutality to kill the brutals that multiply and are legion. To this end, Joey D gave you the gift of the butter sauce. The butter sauce is good. The marinara is evil.

Marinara means something diff't in the US doesnt it? Like, just tomato sauce or something? Here its seafood pasta.

yeah, red sauce

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marinara_sauce

basic meatless red sauce

basic evil meatless red sauce

whoa man

rude

"red sauce" makes it sound so bland and lifeless. A properly made tomato sugo can be a thing of simple beauty.

Anyway Im not gonna derail this thread yet again lol.

for sure, which is why I prefer white sauce

yeah, white sauce is butter sauce

it becomes confusing when you use 'butter sauce' to compliment other sauces

you'd probably just get whatever sauce they put on fettucine alfredo

that's alfredo sauce

that is to say, I am commenting on the pasta sauce landscape of north america

you get white or red, where white is on all the white sauce dishes and red is on all the red sauce dishes, sorry, guys.

Why not both?! /zoidberg

Joey D don't roll like that

Some places do let you go half and half or mix, lol

Actually I have made at least pasta bakes before with passata mixed with bechamel oh god dammit I said I wasnt gonna derail the thread...

Nov 19

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From Joey D's Oak Room:
$9.95 Oak Room Chicken Sandwich
$0.00 Fries
$0.00 Add BBQ and ketchup
$11.95 Chicken BBQ Sandwich
$0.00 No bun
$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad
$0.00 Honey Mustard
$0.00 Extra honey mustard

$-2.71 Discount: Coupon
$2.18 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$38.31 Total

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Nov 22

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From Boneheads Perimeter:
$15.49 Whole Chicken
$0.00 Piri BBQ
$1.00 Grilled Asparagus (extra $1.00)
$4.99 Crispy Shrimp Kids Meal
$0.00 Seasoned Fries
$4.99 Crispy Shrimp Kids Meal
$0.00 Seasoned Fries

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$1.50 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$3.00 tip
$30.96 Total

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Current Approximate Delivery Time: 6:18 PM

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Nov 23

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From Boneheads Perimeter:
$15.49 Whole Chicken
$0.00 Piri BBQ
$0.00 Grilled Zucchini
$4.99 Crispy Fish Kids Meal
$0.00 Seasoned Fries
$0.00 Ketchup
$0.00 Oatmeal Raisin
$4.99 Grilled Chicken Breast kids Meal
$0.00 Seasoned Fries
$0.00 Ketchup

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$1.43 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$3.82 tip
$30.71 Total

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Two whole chickens in two days. Impressive.

if he orders from there on thanksgiving, i may cry a little

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From Joey D's Oak Room:
$11.95 Chicken BBQ Sandwich
$0.00 No bun, extra bbq on side, ketchup
$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad
$0.00 Honey Mustard
$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad
$0.00 Honey Mustard
$0.00 Extra honey mustard, no blue cheese

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.16 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$4.00 tip
$42.00 Total

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Current Approximate Delivery Time: 7:18 PM

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At this point, I could place an order for this guy