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I bought a $25 tuna steak I have cooked myself

what I'm saying is that you can buy expensive foods that aren't from a restaurant

also the meat counter guy upsold me and I bought a lobster tail that was on sale

listen im gonna give u a little life advice, move to new york, get fat eating exclusively delivery while hiding inside your tiny apartment

they even have an app for it now where u dont have to talk to anyone or bother exchanging money w the delivery guy its some next level shit

man i cld really go for two grilled cheese sandwiches and a salad w russian dressing or maybe some duck green curry and a bubble tea

only true introverts

oh god have I told ilx that panera now has an iphone app and it is like a 30 second detour on the way to work? they leave your order on a shelf next to the front door, no human interaction

lmao the future is actually much better than they said it wld be i have no interest in flying cars

true yorkers get on a co-op diet with a weekly pick up of ramps, local zucchini, blue carrots, heirloom tomatoes and artisanal melons, then let that shit rot in the fridge

its good for nurturing the requisite self loathing necessary to ordering form the same place twice in one day

eating at the same place for lunch and dinner is one of my favorite lows for sure

Never done that, I get mad enough at myself when I have the same protein two times in one day.

I have opened the refrigerator and quickly closed it in shame after grabbing a beer when I notice some greens going bad

face the truth throw those radishes away you won't make that salad

what I'm saying is that you can buy expensive foods that aren't from a restaurant

That, I got no beef with. Or tuna with.

i literally just got my order and it included bok choy, asian pears, a big sprig of rosemary, a butternut squash, farmer's cheese and a bottle of mcclure's bloody mary mix.

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WHy would you want to buy expensive food not from a restaurant.

Bcz sometimes the only way to buy qual 'greds for cooking is sadly to have to pay more for em?

i get fresh squeezed kosher orange juice for $12.99 a gallon. It is the best orange juice.

food can be expensive but still cheaper than it would be in a restaurant

just saying if it's expensive vs expensive, may as well go with restaurant food.

people who get in to cooking but only ever buy super nice expensive ingredients thats not really cooking thats shopping

as long as we're going down this road, my current fave dumb thing to buy and cook at home is SHISHITO PEPPERS, blistered in a wok with a spoonful of sesame oil, pat em down after five minutes and hit it with kosher salt and lime juice
they are awesome and easy and i am eating them now

I like to add frozen peas to my velveeta shells with cheese

Misdirected threads.

i like to go to subway and just be all well whatu got just whip me something up ur the artist and then i never leave

lol

such a lovely place

i love sun chips

https://twitter.com/HansonOHaver/status/524286040719114240

lol at that guy having a blue tick

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Joey D's Oak Room:
$3.75 Fettuccini Marinara
$0.00 Sauce on the side please
$11.95 Chicken BBQ Sandwich
$0.00 No bun, fries instead of slaw
$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad
$0.00 Honey Mustard

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$1.59 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$4.15 tip
$33.38 Total

Thank you. If any of your information has changed. Please be available to contact

Current Approximate Delivery Time: 7:22 PM

Please note that your total may be slightly different if any special requests you made cost extra.

Thanks,
Mobile Waiters

wow did they figure out how to get the fries for free

"sauce on the side" is a striking change-up in MO

does he know that someone is on to him

someone who thinks they have my email address is really, really interested in a quote from esurance

I see your auto insurance quotes, Jennifer!

is jenny short for jennifer

jenny is short for butter sauce

i'm not much of a salad person, is it reasonable that the manhattan chef salad costs more than the oak room chicken sandwich w/fries?

no but places always do that :(

hmm, just got scans of someone's passport with the text "you owe me big time!!!"

also had a nice conversation with someone else's match.com date (i explained to her that this dude keeps thinking he has my email, to which she responded "well that is a crack up!") and i'm getting the same person's usps tracking info.

and here's someone else's Domino's order since you guys seem to like that sort of thing:

Order Details
Order #: 333031
Date: 11/15/2014 8:32PM

The following order is being delivered hot and fresh to your door:

Quantity Description Amount
1
8-Piece Boneless Chicken
Options: No Kicker Hot Sauce, Blue Cheese Sauce
$6.99
1
Side Blue Cheese Dipping Cup
$0.75
1
Italian Sausage Marinara BreadBowl Pasta
Options: Italian Sausage, Hearty Marinara Sauce, No Shredded Provolone Cheese
$7.99
Food & Bev Total: $15.73
Tax: $1.46
Bottle Deposit: $0.00
Delivery Charge: $2.50
Total: $19.69

could be worse, at least they didn't order - BIG HOOS SANDWICH TRAITOR

Italian Sausage Marinara BreadBowl Pasta
Options: Butter sauce only. No marinara.

Joey D speaks to you, his chosen ones. You have been raised up from brutality to kill the brutals that multiply and are legion. To this end, Joey D gave you the gift of the butter sauce. The butter sauce is good. The marinara is evil.

Marinara means something diff't in the US doesnt it? Like, just tomato sauce or something? Here its seafood pasta.

yeah, red sauce

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marinara_sauce

basic meatless red sauce

basic evil meatless red sauce