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or its two people and they each get a chicken sandwich and split the fries and salad

lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 04:55 (nine years ago) link

nah three entrees, no bun guy doesnt eat the fires, nor does salad guy, Oak Room Chicken Sandwich eats the fries

lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 04:56 (nine years ago) link

dinner for three for forty bucks sounds great to me; regional differences

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 05:14 (nine years ago) link

yeah that sounds like straight up butter sauce to me.

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 05:18 (nine years ago) link

dawg, you think EVERYTHING is butter sauce

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 05:19 (nine years ago) link

not an ounce of marinara in that observation

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 05:29 (nine years ago) link

I found the guy's house, I said this

pplains, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link

feeling shame for how much I spend on food, now

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 14:51 (nine years ago) link

xp can you discern if hes stockpiling honey mustard

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 19:17 (nine years ago) link

food is important to live

lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 19:46 (nine years ago) link

The occasional $30 splurge on some delivered pizzas is Lyfe, but imo spending money on eating out/delivery every night of the week is wasteful. Hell, if you can afford it, go for it, but I'm a tightarse with stuff like that (and I like cooking, so).

Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:10 (nine years ago) link

Is he spending like $40 a night on takeout? Thats like, a weeks grocery money. Insane.

― Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 04:40 (17 hours ago)

faek caek is evidently a baller tho
shouldnt be judged by normal standards

milord z (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:14 (nine years ago) link

feel bad for anyone who hasnt got super fat living the delivery lyfestyle

lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:17 (nine years ago) link

I bought a $25 tuna steak I have cooked myself

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:37 (nine years ago) link

what I'm saying is that you can buy expensive foods that aren't from a restaurant

also the meat counter guy upsold me and I bought a lobster tail that was on sale

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:37 (nine years ago) link

listen im gonna give u a little life advice, move to new york, get fat eating exclusively delivery while hiding inside your tiny apartment

lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:39 (nine years ago) link

they even have an app for it now where u dont have to talk to anyone or bother exchanging money w the delivery guy its some next level shit

lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:40 (nine years ago) link

man i cld really go for two grilled cheese sandwiches and a salad w russian dressing or maybe some duck green curry and a bubble tea

lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:41 (nine years ago) link

only true introverts

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:42 (nine years ago) link

oh god have I told ilx that panera now has an iphone app and it is like a 30 second detour on the way to work? they leave your order on a shelf next to the front door, no human interaction

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:42 (nine years ago) link

lmao the future is actually much better than they said it wld be i have no interest in flying cars

lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:44 (nine years ago) link

true yorkers get on a co-op diet with a weekly pick up of ramps, local zucchini, blue carrots, heirloom tomatoes and artisanal melons, then let that shit rot in the fridge

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:46 (nine years ago) link

its good for nurturing the requisite self loathing necessary to ordering form the same place twice in one day

lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:48 (nine years ago) link

eating at the same place for lunch and dinner is one of my favorite lows for sure

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:50 (nine years ago) link

Never done that, I get mad enough at myself when I have the same protein two times in one day.

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:02 (nine years ago) link

I have opened the refrigerator and quickly closed it in shame after grabbing a beer when I notice some greens going bad

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:05 (nine years ago) link

face the truth throw those radishes away you won't make that salad

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:06 (nine years ago) link

what I'm saying is that you can buy expensive foods that aren't from a restaurant

That, I got no beef with. Or tuna with.

Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:11 (nine years ago) link

i literally just got my order and it included bok choy, asian pears, a big sprig of rosemary, a butternut squash, farmer's cheese and a bottle of mcclure's bloody mary mix.

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:31 (nine years ago) link

WHy would you want to buy expensive food not from a restaurant.

pplains, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:59 (nine years ago) link

Bcz sometimes the only way to buy qual 'greds for cooking is sadly to have to pay more for em?

Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:30 (nine years ago) link

i get fresh squeezed kosher orange juice for $12.99 a gallon. It is the best orange juice.

sarahell, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:35 (nine years ago) link

food can be expensive but still cheaper than it would be in a restaurant

legit new threat wrt to a norman invasion (seandalai), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:42 (nine years ago) link

just saying if it's expensive vs expensive, may as well go with restaurant food.

pplains, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:48 (nine years ago) link

people who get in to cooking but only ever buy super nice expensive ingredients thats not really cooking thats shopping

lag∞n, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:58 (nine years ago) link

as long as we're going down this road, my current fave dumb thing to buy and cook at home is SHISHITO PEPPERS, blistered in a wok with a spoonful of sesame oil, pat em down after five minutes and hit it with kosher salt and lime juice
they are awesome and easy and i am eating them now

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 01:01 (nine years ago) link

I like to add frozen peas to my velveeta shells with cheese

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 01:24 (nine years ago) link

Misdirected threads.

Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 01:49 (nine years ago) link

i like to go to subway and just be all well whatu got just whip me something up ur the artist and then i never leave

lag∞n, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 02:05 (nine years ago) link

lol

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:37 (nine years ago) link

such a lovely place

pplains, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:45 (nine years ago) link

i love sun chips

lag∞n, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:48 (nine years ago) link

lol at that guy having a blue tick

well-behaved wingmen really hate Mystery (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 13 November 2014 19:54 (nine years ago) link

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Joey D's Oak Room:
$3.75 Fettuccini Marinara
$0.00 Sauce on the side please
$11.95 Chicken BBQ Sandwich
$0.00 No bun, fries instead of slaw
$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad
$0.00 Honey Mustard

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$1.59 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$4.15 tip
$33.38 Total

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caek, Sunday, 16 November 2014 23:18 (nine years ago) link

wow did they figure out how to get the fries for free

lag∞n, Sunday, 16 November 2014 23:20 (nine years ago) link

"sauce on the side" is a striking change-up in MO

legit new threat wrt to a norman invasion (seandalai), Monday, 17 November 2014 00:11 (nine years ago) link

does he know that someone is on to him

legit new threat wrt to a norman invasion (seandalai), Monday, 17 November 2014 00:11 (nine years ago) link

someone who thinks they have my email address is really, really interested in a quote from esurance

I see your auto insurance quotes, Jennifer!

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Monday, 17 November 2014 02:13 (nine years ago) link


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