i always pictured him eating them over a few days or something but idk does it time out like that
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 04:45 (nine years ago) link
can investigating this guys life be the next season of serial podcast pls
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 04:46 (nine years ago) link
its clearly a team of people who are working late and its expensed cmon folks
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 04:54 (nine years ago) link
or its two people and they each get a chicken sandwich and split the fries and salad
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 04:55 (nine years ago) link
nah three entrees, no bun guy doesnt eat the fires, nor does salad guy, Oak Room Chicken Sandwich eats the fries
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 04:56 (nine years ago) link
dinner for three for forty bucks sounds great to me; regional differences
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 05:14 (nine years ago) link
yeah that sounds like straight up butter sauce to me.
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 05:18 (nine years ago) link
dawg, you think EVERYTHING is butter sauce
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 05:19 (nine years ago) link
not an ounce of marinara in that observation
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 05:29 (nine years ago) link
I found the guy's house, I said this
― pplains, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link
feeling shame for how much I spend on food, now
― jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 14:51 (nine years ago) link
xp can you discern if hes stockpiling honey mustard
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 19:17 (nine years ago) link
food is important to live
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 19:46 (nine years ago) link
The occasional $30 splurge on some delivered pizzas is Lyfe, but imo spending money on eating out/delivery every night of the week is wasteful. Hell, if you can afford it, go for it, but I'm a tightarse with stuff like that (and I like cooking, so).
― Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:10 (nine years ago) link
Is he spending like $40 a night on takeout? Thats like, a weeks grocery money. Insane.
― Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 04:40 (17 hours ago)
faek caek is evidently a baller thoshouldnt be judged by normal standards
― milord z (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:14 (nine years ago) link
feel bad for anyone who hasnt got super fat living the delivery lyfestyle
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:17 (nine years ago) link
I bought a $25 tuna steak I have cooked myself
― jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:37 (nine years ago) link
what I'm saying is that you can buy expensive foods that aren't from a restaurant
also the meat counter guy upsold me and I bought a lobster tail that was on sale
listen im gonna give u a little life advice, move to new york, get fat eating exclusively delivery while hiding inside your tiny apartment
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:39 (nine years ago) link
they even have an app for it now where u dont have to talk to anyone or bother exchanging money w the delivery guy its some next level shit
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:40 (nine years ago) link
man i cld really go for two grilled cheese sandwiches and a salad w russian dressing or maybe some duck green curry and a bubble tea
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:41 (nine years ago) link
only true introverts
― jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:42 (nine years ago) link
oh god have I told ilx that panera now has an iphone app and it is like a 30 second detour on the way to work? they leave your order on a shelf next to the front door, no human interaction
lmao the future is actually much better than they said it wld be i have no interest in flying cars
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:44 (nine years ago) link
true yorkers get on a co-op diet with a weekly pick up of ramps, local zucchini, blue carrots, heirloom tomatoes and artisanal melons, then let that shit rot in the fridge
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:46 (nine years ago) link
its good for nurturing the requisite self loathing necessary to ordering form the same place twice in one day
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:48 (nine years ago) link
eating at the same place for lunch and dinner is one of my favorite lows for sure
― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:50 (nine years ago) link
Never done that, I get mad enough at myself when I have the same protein two times in one day.
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:02 (nine years ago) link
I have opened the refrigerator and quickly closed it in shame after grabbing a beer when I notice some greens going bad
― jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:05 (nine years ago) link
face the truth throw those radishes away you won't make that salad
― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:06 (nine years ago) link
That, I got no beef with. Or tuna with.
― Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:11 (nine years ago) link
i literally just got my order and it included bok choy, asian pears, a big sprig of rosemary, a butternut squash, farmer's cheese and a bottle of mcclure's bloody mary mix.
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:31 (nine years ago) link
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/df/74/d4/df74d4485056f658ec8d0146ba7467b0.jpg
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:32 (nine years ago) link
WHy would you want to buy expensive food not from a restaurant.
― pplains, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:59 (nine years ago) link
Bcz sometimes the only way to buy qual 'greds for cooking is sadly to have to pay more for em?
― Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:30 (nine years ago) link
i get fresh squeezed kosher orange juice for $12.99 a gallon. It is the best orange juice.
― sarahell, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:35 (nine years ago) link
food can be expensive but still cheaper than it would be in a restaurant
― legit new threat wrt to a norman invasion (seandalai), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:42 (nine years ago) link
just saying if it's expensive vs expensive, may as well go with restaurant food.
― pplains, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:48 (nine years ago) link
people who get in to cooking but only ever buy super nice expensive ingredients thats not really cooking thats shopping
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:58 (nine years ago) link
as long as we're going down this road, my current fave dumb thing to buy and cook at home is SHISHITO PEPPERS, blistered in a wok with a spoonful of sesame oil, pat em down after five minutes and hit it with kosher salt and lime juicethey are awesome and easy and i am eating them now
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 01:01 (nine years ago) link
I like to add frozen peas to my velveeta shells with cheese
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 01:24 (nine years ago) link
Misdirected threads.
― Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 01:49 (nine years ago) link
i like to go to subway and just be all well whatu got just whip me something up ur the artist and then i never leave
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 02:05 (nine years ago) link
lol
― jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:37 (nine years ago) link
such a lovely place
― pplains, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:45 (nine years ago) link
i love sun chips
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:48 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/HansonOHaver/status/524286040719114240
― ✓ out this insane nakh yall (gr8080), Thursday, 13 November 2014 19:28 (nine years ago) link
lol at that guy having a blue tick
― well-behaved wingmen really hate Mystery (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 13 November 2014 19:54 (nine years ago) link
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