What is it with US elitism today?
― You should be an artist, in in your shower. (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 26 September 2008 01:53 (fifteen years ago) link
My mum recently, after 55 years of solid anti-sport-ness, decided to deliberately and dedicatedly get into AFL so she could "talk to my fellow Australians like a normal person". I tried to persuade her, but she has gone ahead. Now she asks for score updates on Saturday afternoons, all that sort of thing, as though she actually cared. It's quite disturbing.
― James Morrison, Friday, 26 September 2008 02:54 (fifteen years ago) link
tried to DISSUADE her. Balls!
Yeah this whole "talk about footy like its the language of everyone" thing bugs me. I wish I could talk about bands the same way but no one cares less. Bleh.
That said my workmates at this job are all quite nice, and Ive nothing to bitch about here really. Apart from footballs to the groin chest.
― Trayce, Friday, 26 September 2008 03:33 (fifteen years ago) link
OH GOD HES PLAYING THAT DAMN SONG FROM "MUSIC AND LYRICS" AGAIN HE SINGS IT EVERY SINGLE DAY I WILL KILL HIM.
― Trayce, Friday, 26 September 2008 06:34 (fifteen years ago) link
People who take the elevator to go up or down ONE floor....
TAKE THE FUCKING STAIRS! the average person that does it resembles Jerome Bettis too, so you'd think they could use it.
― Life Begins at Death (Bo Jackson Overdrive), Friday, 26 September 2008 12:35 (fifteen years ago) link
me: *reads ILX for an hour*little person: "are you cleaning up the computer?" [note: this is her term for defragging]me: "yes"little person: "i thought so with all that gibberish on the screen"
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, September 8, 2005 9:56 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
haw, i forgot this
― ○◙i shine cuz i genital grind◙○ (roxymuzak), Sunday, 28 September 2008 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Dude just will NOT shut up with his analyses of the stock market yesterday and today. Don't you have SOMETHING to do besides visit neighbors and snort at yr own awful jokes buddy?
― Tetragram for Holding Back (libcrypt), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 16:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Woman across from me has been doing her own real-time DOW updates--"down 500," "oooh now it's up 300"--i don't give a fuck and could look myself if i did
― What's good for Wall Street (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 16:47 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm getting the Dow updates from this schmuck too.
― Tetragram for Holding Back (libcrypt), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 16:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Yesterday afternoon he was shouting out Dow numbers every 5 - 10 minutes.
I get that too.
Of course, I work for a business publication, so I guess it kinda comes with the territory.
― ☑ (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 16:58 (fifteen years ago) link
What's that kind of pseudo-laughter where you just breathe rapidly and noisily thru yr teeth called? I am so sick of hearing that.
― Tetragram for Holding Back (libcrypt), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link
John McCain Extended Death Rattle?
― jane hussein lane (suzy), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 17:17 (fifteen years ago) link
I think I remember Shaggy sometimes laughing like this on Scooby-Doo.
― Tetragram for Holding Back (libcrypt), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 17:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Or maybe Scooby.
He only Scooby-laughs at his own jokes too, the jokes that NOBODY else is even smiling at. It's more like his way of letting everyone within earshot that he thinks he's being clever.
― Tetragram for Holding Back (libcrypt), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Muttley Snickers
― Radiant Flowering Crab (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link
so I'm in a brand new office, with a new set of strange new co-workers.
from what I've overheard this morning it seems like an absolute goldmine for posts to this thread.
― Ant Attack |=| (Ste), Thursday, 2 October 2008 12:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Start NOW!
― James Morrison, Thursday, 2 October 2008 23:30 (fifteen years ago) link
My coworker at the next desk was very loudly pretending to be the Brownlow Medal points announcer, earlier, for no particular reason. If you know anything about the Brownlow Medal count you'll know how fscking annoying that is.
― Trayce, Thursday, 2 October 2008 23:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Chris Matthews looks like he hasn't slept in a couple of days.
― I'm the wire monkey, not the soft monkey (Rock Hardy), Friday, 3 October 2008 00:57 (fifteen years ago) link
lol, whoops wrong thread
haha Rock Hardy works at MSNBCOUTED
― El Tomboto, Friday, 3 October 2008 01:22 (fifteen years ago) link
lol
― I'm the wire monkey, not the soft monkey (Rock Hardy), Friday, 3 October 2008 03:06 (fifteen years ago) link
HAHA
― Ant Attack |=| (Ste), Friday, 3 October 2008 08:27 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.lepconnie.com/pics/willow/starburst89g.jpg
― Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Friday, 3 October 2008 14:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Department merger bringing in a whole new batch of annoying. Lady goes about calling herself an “excel person” trying to school me how to performing a data sort! I didn’t ask you a damn thing so STFU! I know perfectly well what I’m doing. WHO THE FUCK IS YOU! YOURE OLD!
― carne asada, Wednesday, 8 October 2008 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link
oh Wow. just now
"what's the plural for confused, is it confuseder?"
― Ant Attack |=| (Ste), Thursday, 16 October 2008 09:35 (fifteen years ago) link
omg who walks into the toilets and stands at a urinal eating crisps?
― Ant Attack |=| (Ste), Thursday, 16 October 2008 15:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Haha, best email I've ever received, from our company president no less:
I just walked into the men's restroom and found the most disgusting mess I've ever seen. Toilet. Clogged. No water. Lots of...you know.
I probably saw worse a few times in a junior high school bathroom but that's it.
Everyone is expected to handle their own messes. There's a plunger conveniently located next to the toilet. Flush frequently when you have major intestinal issues that you can't deal with at home because your wife or mom or girlfriend won't clean up after you. I'm sorry the corporate toilet doesn't have sufficient capacity -- maybe in a new office someday.
And while I'm at it, it wouldn't hurt for some of us to stand closer to the urinal.
― ☑ (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Asinine colleague calling out DOW numbers again yesterday, this time with "ouch"s and whistles. Get to work you turd.
― LJ OA UG IG SE RR (libcrypt), Thursday, 16 October 2008 18:24 (fifteen years ago) link
can't deal with at home because your wife or mom or girlfriend won't clean up after you
― ○◙i shine cuz i genital grind◙○ (roxymuzak), Friday, 17 October 2008 01:35 (fifteen years ago) link
dudes who tell you something, and you say OK no problem, I understand, and then they tell you again, and you say OK, I got you, I'll deal with that, and then they tell you again and don't get when to stop talking and go away.
dude who is like 'oh, did you see this tv show/movie, this is the kind of show someone like you would like' or 'I didn't think someone like you would like the NFL' etc. and is basically constantly telling you what kind of person they think you are. mind your own business, I don't even want to talk to you.
― T-PALIN (daria-g), Sunday, 9 November 2008 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link
* Co-worker who sighs and mutters under her breath and I never know if she's talking to me or not. "Oh, I hate having to upload this..... right?"
* Co-worker who reads aloud Onion articles to everyone.
* Co-worker who has been battling AT&T and has seemingly yelled at every operator (and their supervisor.)
― ⊕-----⊕-----⊕ (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 10 November 2008 00:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Can I mention a customer instead? I work at a church bookstore. A family came in and when one of the parents asked if they wanted to take a few minutes to look around, one of the teenagers said "Naw, it's all Christian stuff."
― Maria, Monday, 10 November 2008 01:25 (fifteen years ago) link
I would've said the same...
― Tuomas, Monday, 10 November 2008 08:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Ha PP you'd probably hate working with me, I have a dreadful tendency to mutter to myself when I work :/
― Trayce, Monday, 10 November 2008 08:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Stop running everywhere in the office! Especially when you're wearing high heel boots and carrying heavy boxes. Are you some sort of thicko?
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 15:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Too much cologne! I even complained to him about it!
― Ai Lien, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 15:36 (fifteen years ago) link
yes, i've moved desks. we've all moved desks, remember?
so "is this your new desk, then?" is a particularly asinine comment.
― grimly fiendish, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 15:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Ugh I hate pointless small talk like that. One of the girls I work with, she's a lovely lass, but she has to ask everyone what they are eating at lunch while they are eating it. "whats in it? did you make it?" etc.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link
That particular woman GF is talking about could fill a whole thread by herself. My latest favourite:
[After filing a story about Lewis Hamilton winning]"... so, this Massa, his first name's really Ferrari then?""No, it's Felipe. Did you mean Ferarri's Felipe Massa?""Oh, does he drive a Ferrari car then?""... er, on the track, yes""oh."
Thing was, this was all perfect in the story.
― stet, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 20:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Haha! Oh dear.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 22:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Seriously, she is ... well, as I suggested to a colleague the other day who had stopped by my desk purely to rant about the woman in question, if she turns out to be some reality-TV-style plant, designed to make us snap and hurl ourselves (or her) out of the window, I won't be too surprised.
― grimly fiendish, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 22:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Argh stupid fucking network admins keep rebooting extremely important server without telling anyone :(
― I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 20 November 2008 10:05 (fifteen years ago) link
What do you do when you work in a small, public place and a co-worker may have a crush on you and stares at you and wants to talk to you all the time, even though you in no way reciprocate the attentions? When I catch him staring at me I either look up and glare at which point he smiles, or studiously ignore him, at which point he continues looking. When I walk around I feel his eyes on me and it makes me uncomfortable. When he tried to talk to me I basically nod give monosyllabic non replies, but he somehow thinks that we are friends. There are many other ladies at my POV, and I don't notice him fixing on them in the same way. He also used to want to leave work together every day, but I put the kibosh on that.
― Virginia Plain, Thursday, 20 November 2008 18:43 (fifteen years ago) link
you probably have no choice but to scar yourself in the most horrific manner possible.as a bonus you'll get a few days off too!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 20 November 2008 18:49 (fifteen years ago) link
serious answer: talk to your friggin boss already.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 20 November 2008 18:50 (fifteen years ago) link
pick the biggest dude in the office and start dating him
― n/a is just more of a character....in a genre polluted by clones (n/a), Thursday, 20 November 2008 18:58 (fifteen years ago) link