Misdirected emails

ok, this is me getting phished, right?

http://i.imgur.com/rlCOMuV.jpg

she sounds hot

THAT'S MY GRANDDAUGHTER YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

[shrugs sheepishly]

if i'm ever in atlanta i'm making it my mission to try that chicken sandwich

I've started to say shit like "it's straight butter sauce, man. no marinara." about stuff I like irl, and nobody asks me about it.

prob searching urbandictionary

it will hit a mixtape soon

Jones Williams <joneswilliamsjoneswilliam✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧>
2:22 PM (1 minute ago)

Hello,This is MR Jones Williams Good Morning how are you doing today? i will like to book limo car for my son's birthday,please let me know if it's available for renting and can you lets me know the limo seats you have now available. Then do you accept credit card payment and what area do you service too.Thanks.

prob just spam but i dont understand

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Joey D's Oak Room:
$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad
$0.00 Honey Mustard
$0.00 Extra honey mustard
$11.95 Chicken BBQ Sandwich
$0.00 Extra BBQ sauce, no bun
$9.95 Oak Room Chicken Sandwich
$0.00 Fries
$0.00 Ketchup, bbq sauce

$2.37 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$-4.99 Coupon
$4.00 tip
$40.22 Total

Thank you. If any of your information has changed. Please be available to contact

Current Approximate Delivery Time: 7:43 PM

Please note that your total may be slightly different if any special requests you made cost extra.

Thanks,
Mobile Waiters

Is he spending like $40 a night on takeout? Thats like, a weeks grocery money. Insane.

i always pictured him eating them over a few days or something but idk does it time out like that

can investigating this guys life be the next season of serial podcast pls

its clearly a team of people who are working late and its expensed cmon folks

or its two people and they each get a chicken sandwich and split the fries and salad

nah three entrees, no bun guy doesnt eat the fires, nor does salad guy, Oak Room Chicken Sandwich eats the fries

dinner for three for forty bucks sounds great to me; regional differences

yeah that sounds like straight up butter sauce to me.

dawg, you think EVERYTHING is butter sauce

not an ounce of marinara in that observation

I found the guy's house, I said this

feeling shame for how much I spend on food, now

xp can you discern if hes stockpiling honey mustard

food is important to live

The occasional $30 splurge on some delivered pizzas is Lyfe, but imo spending money on eating out/delivery every night of the week is wasteful. Hell, if you can afford it, go for it, but I'm a tightarse with stuff like that (and I like cooking, so).

Is he spending like $40 a night on takeout? Thats like, a weeks grocery money. Insane.

― Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 04:40 (17 hours ago)

faek caek is evidently a baller tho
shouldnt be judged by normal standards

feel bad for anyone who hasnt got super fat living the delivery lyfestyle

I bought a $25 tuna steak I have cooked myself

what I'm saying is that you can buy expensive foods that aren't from a restaurant

also the meat counter guy upsold me and I bought a lobster tail that was on sale

listen im gonna give u a little life advice, move to new york, get fat eating exclusively delivery while hiding inside your tiny apartment

they even have an app for it now where u dont have to talk to anyone or bother exchanging money w the delivery guy its some next level shit

man i cld really go for two grilled cheese sandwiches and a salad w russian dressing or maybe some duck green curry and a bubble tea

only true introverts

oh god have I told ilx that panera now has an iphone app and it is like a 30 second detour on the way to work? they leave your order on a shelf next to the front door, no human interaction

lmao the future is actually much better than they said it wld be i have no interest in flying cars

true yorkers get on a co-op diet with a weekly pick up of ramps, local zucchini, blue carrots, heirloom tomatoes and artisanal melons, then let that shit rot in the fridge

its good for nurturing the requisite self loathing necessary to ordering form the same place twice in one day

eating at the same place for lunch and dinner is one of my favorite lows for sure

Never done that, I get mad enough at myself when I have the same protein two times in one day.

I have opened the refrigerator and quickly closed it in shame after grabbing a beer when I notice some greens going bad

face the truth throw those radishes away you won't make that salad

what I'm saying is that you can buy expensive foods that aren't from a restaurant

That, I got no beef with. Or tuna with.

i literally just got my order and it included bok choy, asian pears, a big sprig of rosemary, a butternut squash, farmer's cheese and a bottle of mcclure's bloody mary mix.

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/df/74/d4/df74d4485056f658ec8d0146ba7467b0.jpg

WHy would you want to buy expensive food not from a restaurant.

Bcz sometimes the only way to buy qual 'greds for cooking is sadly to have to pay more for em?

i get fresh squeezed kosher orange juice for $12.99 a gallon. It is the best orange juice.

food can be expensive but still cheaper than it would be in a restaurant

just saying if it's expensive vs expensive, may as well go with restaurant food.