bill simmons IS bill simmons IN the book of BASKETBALL

hoo boy

mad dad

he must really want out idk

dude would never last on the goon thread

can't believe anyone on earth could care about anything mike and mike says even if it's about them

big overlap in audiences tho which is i imagine the important part to bill and his desire to be hero worshiped by his base. there is a venn diagram i don't want to spend any time in the middle of.

not sure mike&mike have an audience

bill's just pissed that he always got in trouble for bashing other espn talent

ya prob

he shd go work for an actual journalistic entity that will worship him for the media star he is instead of for espn who make all their money broadcasting sporting events

like hes the most popular sports writer in the country but he will always mean less to espn than some rando college football game

on the other hand they pay him a shit load of money and let him have his own website documentary series and tv show

prob just stay on espn and stop being such a baby idk

yeah the prob is that basically any other platform would be a step back

maybe running grantland isnt as much fun as he thought it was gonna be and hes trying to weasel out of it

he shd go work for an actual journalistic entity that will worship him for the media star he is instead of for espn who make all their money broadcasting sporting events

He's not much of a journalist though

hes a writer or whatever you want to call it point is hes m/l window dressing for espns core business

You could say ESPN is Bill Belichick and Grantland is the Patriots and Bill Simmons is ol' Tommy Brady and Mike & Mike are Eli and Peyton

which mike is which tho

which Mike is Payton, I'd way rather be Payton xp

ha

simmons is ray liotta in goodfellas and mike&mike is joe pesci in goodfellas and espn is paul sorvino in goodfellas

Simmons working in a different corporate context ... it's hard to imagine that it would go well considering that his first real job as an adult (probably?) randomly turned into a cult of personality / fiefdom.

im sure any number of prominent outlets would let him say whatever he wants about roger goodell

Which would be the best fit iyo

first look media

the interception: a bill simmons digital magazine

lmao

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o bill

YES SIMMONS IT'S REALLY GREAT THAT YOUR TEAM IS SO FUCKING GOOD, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

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o gosh

poetry

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classic simmons column for which the tl;dr version can be described as *masturbates furiously*

i had to go and look out of morbid curiosity but i couldn't bear to read it

yeah im gonna pass

heeeere we go again http://gran.tl/1CmnJhz

yasssssss

If you made up an adjective to describe Westbrook or MVP Rose, it would be “freakocious.” A ferocious freak, basically.

: /

oof

naturally he found a way to sneak kelly o. in there

tbf kellyo is the biggest nba story of 2015

List makes no sense whatsoever

Marcus Smart, Elfrid Payton: 2015’s copresidents of the “If They Learn How To Shoot, Look Out!”

smart literally shooting 36% from three right now, a look at his shot chart will tell u the problem has actually been his finishing at the rim aka the thing everyone thought he was good at

http://i.imgur.com/PvKKM2C.png

feel like he has a good chance to improve significantly there, he looks hesitant when he drives leading me to believe its just something he needs to figure out rather than something hes not capable of

57. Draymond Green
56. Goran Dragic
Draymond is Golden State’s best defender,

wut

dub's best defender without lingering health issues?