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i'd call that the most impenetrable zing i've yet shipped but that's probably not the right word on this thread

oh wait i get it haha, the word 'come'

whiney!

bookmarking this thread for when I'm drunk someday and feel like entertaining

a friend had recommended a tenga but so $$$$

Put it on your xmas list

that's not what you put it on

Not only $$$$, but for some reason it can only be used once. All I can say is it better feel really good....

Wait, there's a sex toy that's $70 and SINGLE USE? I went to the website but it's remarkably obtuse about how the thing actually works.

No, I just looked into it. There are single use versions apparently though. The single use ones cost like 10 bucks. 70 definitely isn't a crazy price for sex toys though.

used to have a fleshlight, but they're gross and they break easily and make stupid distracting noises and do not feel like a vagina.

check out the fitting guide: http://www.tenga-global.com/fitting

they break easily

Braggin' 2014

; )

does it come flanked with buttocks

― imago, Wednesday, November 5, 2014 9:44 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it depends

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/fleshlightEMAIL.jpg

i paid 99 USD for mine btw, because i bought it at an adult bookstore (impulse buy, not drunk though). i bought a cheapo rubber pocket pussy thing at a truckshop adult emporium for 30 bucks years ago and it was absurdly small. not bragging, i have a completely average penis girth. it was like it was designed to build the confidence of the thindicked. i got a mild cocksprain from it and threw it away eventually.

Think you meant to post that in wall o' gina xp

used to have a fleshlight, but they're gross and they break easily and make stupid distracting noises and do not feel like a vagina.

― een, Wednesday, November 5, 2014 5:24 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they only make slurping noises if you leave the end cap on. my only beef with it is that it needs a ton of lube and it's hard to lube it up deep enough (again not bragging).

also if the whole hook is that it's supposed to be mistaken for a flashlight would it have been so hard to put a phony on/off switch on it somewhere.

Your fleshlight has hooks? Kinky

n.b. i'm poor, $20 is expensive. the tenga fitting guide, however, is priceless.

is that... a coin slot

also "eventually" made me lol

they have this shit too...even male sex toys are not immune to baconization
http://blog.fleshlight.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/FREAKSline.png

http://i.imgur.com/oAC4xr0.jpg

http://s.hswstatic.com/gif/spaceship-apollo-6.jpg

Liftoff achieved

Anyway looks like somebody took a Mario castle level and turned it into a sex toy xp

little tip i got from a movie i watched recently with some buddies: freshly baked apple pie. ymmv...

(i believe the movie was called "american pie")

just my $0.02

Is this the Bait My Fliphole thread?

Wait what is the fleshlight that just looks like a coinslot, i mean I haven't exactly seen hundreds of vaginas in my life but I never seen one that looks like that so

it's for those of us who've always wanted to fuck a a space harrier arcade game

that's called the "non-descript". it's been discontinued.

the AnerosAneros (and other prostate massagers) fascinates me

http://i.imgur.com/cVyseNQ.jpg

but I feel like it would be very easy to hurt yourself with one of these things

(Aneros, that is)