KEANU REEVES: HE'S PRETTY MUCH Y TOO BUT IN A DIFFERENT WAY THAN RUDD OR CUSACK

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omar & h4a once again come correct

this movie is awesome, like am legit questioning if this was a fever dream or did this really happen. did I really just see a movie that took the time to actually frame all of its action sequences so that you could legit enjoy them and lovely car work yes yes yes

am i crazy or was the ode to joy in the church was a deliberate diehard nod like it totally turned my enjoyment up to 11

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 04:42 (nine years ago) link

*smokes a cigarette, smiles to self*

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 04:43 (nine years ago) link

i dug this movie a lot

da croupier, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 05:35 (nine years ago) link

holllly shiit i didn't realize until looking at the wikipedia page that the cleaner was played by David "WARRRIOOOOORS COME OUT TO PLAAYYYYY" Patrick Kelly

da croupier, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 05:40 (nine years ago) link

also known as sully, the man commando lied to

da croupier, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 05:41 (nine years ago) link

refuse to see any movie in which an adorable dog is murdered

the late great, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 05:42 (nine years ago) link

i was worried about that myself, and the scene is brief, done with dignity, and the appropriate vengeance is taken

da croupier, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 05:43 (nine years ago) link

there's even a dramatic monologue where keanu explains why a puppy could mean so much

da croupier, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 05:45 (nine years ago) link

it's about as well handled as an un-looked-forward-to dog death could be handled

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 06:07 (nine years ago) link

god that dog was cute as hell tho

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 06:07 (nine years ago) link

keanu's breakdown when he meets the dog was v moving, also his "not just a dog" rant was cool

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 06:08 (nine years ago) link

haven't read thread but i approve of John Wick.

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 06:29 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

despite the egregious teal & orangeness and the aggravating lens flare, john wick was fucking great.

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 19 January 2015 10:23 (nine years ago) link

it seems like hes totally the best at killing people but also conflicted and its gritty

lag∞n, Monday, 19 January 2015 14:20 (nine years ago) link

he is the best at killing people, it's true, but he's not really conflicted about it - those motherfuckers killed his dog and he will get his revenge. it's about as straightforward as it could be and it's too deadpan gleeful about it to be gritty. it's really a stripped-to-the-bone mash note to fight choreography.

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 19 January 2015 14:33 (nine years ago) link

cmon hes conflicted, i mean he retired right why did he retire

lag∞n, Monday, 19 January 2015 14:34 (nine years ago) link

enh who gives a shit he kills people real nice

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 19 January 2015 14:37 (nine years ago) link

and i mean its all moody there are shadows in the language of contemporary cinema when combined with violence this is symbolic of grit

lag∞n, Monday, 19 January 2015 14:37 (nine years ago) link

enh who gives a shit he kills people real nice

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bizarro gazzara, Monday, 19 January 2015 14:38 (nine years ago) link

there are so many movies where gritty conflicted man kills people better than anyone in the world and this is one of them

lag∞n, Monday, 19 January 2015 14:39 (nine years ago) link

otm

i cannot stop thinking about how much i love this fking movie

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 01:02 (nine years ago) link

i've been trying to understand why my crush on keanu reeves has increased exponentially over the last five years and i think it's because the dream of the 90s is alive in him

da croupier, Thursday, 29 January 2015 17:17 (nine years ago) link

the dude took his matrix money and has explored a variety of artistic interests, which thankfully still include movies where people hold guns sideways

da croupier, Thursday, 29 January 2015 17:19 (nine years ago) link

despite his fame and millions, there is some part of him that would be happy watching kung fu movies all day and playing bass in a crappy bar band at night

da croupier, Thursday, 29 January 2015 17:22 (nine years ago) link

he's also self-effacing in interviews, despite the ease with which he could get away with being a pompous ass-bandit

da croupier, Thursday, 29 January 2015 17:23 (nine years ago) link

he talked p candidly on Nerdist podcast about how no-one would even take his calls after 47 Ronin

Like you just want to give him the good will hunting speech: "dude, 47 Ronin was a dumpster fire. *it's not yr fault*"

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 January 2015 18:20 (nine years ago) link

still regret missing his Hamlet

give a call, Shakespeare in the Park

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 January 2015 19:27 (nine years ago) link

when was that? he'd be a p good hamlet imo

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 January 2015 20:51 (nine years ago) link

reprise bill & ted as morg and guilders are dead

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 29 January 2015 20:54 (nine years ago) link

well i guess bogus journey was that already

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 29 January 2015 20:54 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

He played Hamlet in Winnipeh, 1995.

http://www.canadianshakespeares.ca/essays/reeves.cfm

Immoral shit like John Wick fills me with despair.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 February 2015 04:35 (nine years ago) link

"fight choreography" my ass

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 February 2015 04:37 (nine years ago) link

I am glad they mentioned Ortiz the Dog Boy, unlike this poll.

poxy fülvous (abanana), Friday, 20 February 2015 05:12 (nine years ago) link

eleven months pass...

so this piece got a lot of attention this week.

I’ve found myself attracted to Keanu’s presence because of the way he marries typically masculine and feminine qualities. He’s both intense and vulnerable, kind and tough, honest and mysterious. Keanu, of course, isn’t the first star to exist at the crossroads of virile and vulnerable. Actors like James Dean, Montgomery Clift, and Paul Newman embody a similar alchemy that have drawn women (and men) to them. But these actors often seem to fight against the lustful gaze of the camera, while Keanu supplants himself to it. Where they seem cynical, disinterested, or too wounded as a romantic lead, Keanu is utterly open.

http://www.rogerebert.com/balder-and-dash/bright-walldark-room-february-2016-the-grace-of-keanu-reeves-by-angelica-jade-basti%C3%A9n

John Wick is still a brainless action version of Le Samourai.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 February 2016 20:57 (eight years ago) link

a lot of that reads like rationalization of simple physical attraction. oddly no mention of River's Edge.

Οὖτις, Friday, 12 February 2016 21:05 (eight years ago) link

I guess I fall into the standard crit line about him - he has his virtues, but the gap between his good and bad movies is vast, and his hit:miss ratio is quite bad.

Οὖτις, Friday, 12 February 2016 21:11 (eight years ago) link

I should've mentioned how effective he was in one of his serious realist parts in Permanent Record.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 February 2016 21:20 (eight years ago) link

no one ever mentions that movie! def in the "good" category. also: Lou Reed cameo

Οὖτις, Friday, 12 February 2016 21:22 (eight years ago) link

being beautiful has traditionally been a big part of being a movie star

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 February 2016 21:23 (eight years ago) link

I didn't think he was handsome until the late nineties.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 February 2016 21:25 (eight years ago) link

in most cases it's sort of the bare requisite, if that's all you've got you aren't bringing much to the table that everybody else doesn't already have

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Οὖτις, Friday, 12 February 2016 21:26 (eight years ago) link

well, i think his stillness/presence/Zen factor is key as that author is not the first to discuss...

most naked in his pair of 1994 roles -- sitting under the tree as Siddhartha : boom BUS EXPLODES!

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 February 2016 21:31 (eight years ago) link

in most cases it's sort of the bare requisite, if that's all you've got you aren't bringing much to the table that everybody else doesn't already have

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― Οὖτις, Friday, February 12, 2016

are you confessing?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 February 2016 21:32 (eight years ago) link

to being a remarkably good-looking movie star? yes

Οὖτις, Friday, 12 February 2016 21:45 (eight years ago) link

no wonder there's a frisson b/w us

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 February 2016 21:47 (eight years ago) link

j/k I am actually Jonah Hill

Οὖτις, Friday, 12 February 2016 21:48 (eight years ago) link

aw that keanu piece is from the movie magazine i write for

HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Friday, 12 February 2016 21:50 (eight years ago) link

is it available at finer downtown bookstores?

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 February 2016 22:05 (eight years ago) link

nah it's like an ipad magazine http://brightwalldarkroom.com/

HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Friday, 12 February 2016 22:28 (eight years ago) link


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