send back an email that just says "help me"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 3 November 2014 15:32 (nine years ago) link
"And I want to see you get the right address correct. I raised your father better than this."
― pplains, Monday, 3 November 2014 15:36 (nine years ago) link
a video of grandpa's hands writing "me back" on a sheet of paper and then double middle fingers ending.
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 3 November 2014 15:36 (nine years ago) link
Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!
From Joey D's Oak Room:$11.95 Chicken BBQ Sandwich$0.00 No bun$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad$0.00 Honey Mustard$0.00 Extra honey mustard
$1.67 Tax$4.99 Delivery$3.58 tip$34.14 Total
Thank you. If any of your information has changed. Please be available to contact
Current Approximate Delivery Time: 7:49 PM
Please note that your total may be slightly different if any special requests you made cost extra.
Thanks,Mobile Waiters
― caek, Monday, 3 November 2014 23:41 (nine years ago) link
i feel like this has gone on too long for me to call joey d's oak room.
It's not Joey D's who?
― pplains, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 00:07 (nine years ago) link
call them after every order. "hi there, my order says a chicken bbq sandwich with no bun but i actually want a bun with no chicken"
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 02:15 (nine years ago) link
if these receipts ever stop coming, i think you might be morally obligated to call the police and ask them to do a wellness check, as fake-caek is probably lying at the bottom of a staircase with a broken hip + slowly starving to death.
― you little affront to god (reddening), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 02:50 (nine years ago) link
or just as likely standing in front of the stove with a box of fettuccine slowly starving to death
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 03:21 (nine years ago) link
every time i consider quitting ilx, i remember that i would no longer get joey d oak room updates and i don't think i'm ready for that just now
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 04:31 (nine years ago) link
Whitetail & Wing Shooting Ranch of TexasDear Ted,The first week of Deer season for WWR came with a welcomed set of cool fronts and much needed rain. Below are highlights and we still have openings if you wish to book a hunt for any class of Whitetail, Exotics or Quail. 2014 season prices (some reduced) are updated on our website www.wwroftexas.com (Photos of beautiful animals and the grinning white people who murdered them omitted, but here are the captions.)
JOHNS - 219" (not including broke off 13" G2) & PAMS 164"
JARROD'S BIGGEST BUCK YET - 207"
WYATT'S (10 YEARS OLD) FIRST BUCK - 173"
MASON'S BIGGEST & WITH A BOW - 155"
COLEMAN HELPING HARVEST A MNGT BUCK - 143"
JOHN'S 36" SCIMITAR ORYX
COLIN's MNGT RED STAG WITH A BOW!
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 08:09 (nine years ago) link
From Joey D's Oak Room:$11.95 Chicken BBQ Sandwich$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad$0.00 Honey Mustard$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad$0.00 Honey Mustard$0.00 No Blue Cheese
$2.51 Tax$4.99 Delivery$43.35 Total
Current Approximate Delivery Time: 7:27 PM
― caek, Thursday, 6 November 2014 04:00 (nine years ago) link
4 in 6 days :-(
Is it a home address? Could this be an office worker?
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 6 November 2014 04:24 (nine years ago) link
they're really into that joey d honey mustard, huh
― you little affront to god (reddening), Thursday, 6 November 2014 08:20 (nine years ago) link
http://joeydsoakroom.com/mailing-list/
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:17 (nine years ago) link
EIGHT DOLLARS for those sliced tomatoes with mozzarellagtfo
― kinder, Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:23 (nine years ago) link
PseudoCaek isn't ordering directly from Joey D's, he's going through a third-party service, Mobile Waiters.
― pplains, Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:58 (nine years ago) link
there are some horribly formed local business names available through Mobile Waiters
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 November 2014 19:01 (nine years ago) link
such as Bangkok Thyme and Cowtippers
From Joey D's Oak Room:$9.95 Oak Room Chicken Sandwich$0.00 Fries$3.75 Fettuccini Marinara$0.00 No marinara; Butter Sauce only$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad$0.00 Honey Mustard$0.00 Extra Honey Mustard;$11.95 Chicken BBQ Sandwich$0.00 No Bun
$-5.00 Discount: Coupon$2.28 Tax$4.99 Delivery$4.00 tip$43.87 Total
Current Approximate Delivery Time: 8:15 PM
― caek, Friday, 7 November 2014 01:50 (nine years ago) link
no bun huh
― lag∞n, Friday, 7 November 2014 01:54 (nine years ago) link
they had a coupon this time!
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 November 2014 01:57 (nine years ago) link
must've joined the Text Club!
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― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 November 2014 01:59 (nine years ago) link
certainly didnt get it via email right fellas
― lag∞n, Friday, 7 November 2014 02:11 (nine years ago) link
i didn't either
― caek, Friday, 7 November 2014 02:29 (nine years ago) link
Hey Guys Todays practice is about "creating" a Team.The game is Softball, today the location is the Sportek near Even Gvirol Street in Tel-Aviv at 14:00. Its coming down to the nitty-gritty,we have to deal with technical issues, primarily raising money,but I have nothing to do with the money unless we have devoted players. All of us have other (better) things to do for ourselves, families and so on,so in respect and consideration of that we will have to be organized and pre-planned. Players are the basis of all this, and no matter how much organizing and planning we do,If there is no real intent (& passion) lets save us all the effort. So its GO or no go – one of the questions that I intend to raise is what day and time in the week is best ?The only logical day in my opinion is Friday. Practices will not be longer than 1.5 hours.Those not attending today please respond by next Tuesday. We have to start practicing so that if we get the funds in time (registration and money by Dec 15),we know that we have a committed Team behind them.
― caek, Friday, 7 November 2014 05:29 (nine years ago) link
the formatting and punctuation,when combined with all of the half-ass inspirational tropes - one of the posts that I intend to post is this guys crazy?
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 November 2014 05:35 (nine years ago) link
congratulation on making softball sound unfun guy
― lag∞n, Friday, 7 November 2014 13:35 (nine years ago) link
The only logical day in my opinion is Friday.
― legit new threat wrt to a norman invasion (seandalai), Friday, 7 November 2014 17:32 (nine years ago) link
Matt,
First off, was this the kind of F-150 you were talking about at PT yesterday morning? (See attached pictures)
Also, here is an article I though you might find interesting. Too bad we are so frackin tight on our hundreds of emission laws-
http://www.mpgomatic.com/2008/03/15/35-mpg-why-wait-until-2020/
Call me when you get a chance.
Justin
― caek, Monday, June 2, 2008 1:11 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
sry abt this
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 7 November 2014 17:35 (nine years ago) link
"frackin tight" - I see what you did there, HOOS
― legit new threat wrt to a norman invasion (seandalai), Friday, 7 November 2014 17:53 (nine years ago) link
Sorry, got it from one of the guys on the team.In any case, if you play softball you are invited.
― caek, Friday, 7 November 2014 18:21 (nine years ago) link
Correction: if you are passionate about softball, you are invited. Don't waste our time.
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 November 2014 18:23 (nine years ago) link
do you even live in Israel caek
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Friday, 7 November 2014 18:33 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/rBRmSmN.jpg
― lag∞n, Friday, 7 November 2014 19:13 (nine years ago) link
no i live in america!
― caek, Friday, 7 November 2014 19:57 (nine years ago) link
someone told me theres a style of softball now where u just get one pitch and if its a strike or foul ur out if its a ball u walk if you get a hit u get a hit and so forth sounds p cool
― lag∞n, Friday, 7 November 2014 20:00 (nine years ago) link
I would play that, as an app
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Friday, 7 November 2014 20:03 (nine years ago) link
http://f.cl.ly/items/2t2r2a2G0J2V3g0b0r3l/Screen%20Shot%202014-11-07%20at%2020.50.58.png
― sktsh, Friday, 7 November 2014 20:55 (nine years ago) link
i am not that girl's grandad. i feel bad that i didn't make that clearer in my attempt to be nice.
― sktsh, Friday, 7 November 2014 20:56 (nine years ago) link
(it's probably because i used the word lest like some oldtimey weirdo smdh)
― sktsh, Friday, 7 November 2014 20:58 (nine years ago) link
lmaooo
― lag∞n, Friday, 7 November 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link
or her granddad's name is paul, too
― mh, Friday, 7 November 2014 22:38 (nine years ago) link
ja i assume so. i get a lot of emails for people with my name.
― sktsh, Friday, 7 November 2014 22:43 (nine years ago) link
good work getting that original gmail address for a common name anyway, whatever consequences it is now having
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 8 November 2014 00:22 (nine years ago) link
I have my firstn✧✧✧.lastn✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ but nobody else has my name, never mind being able to spell it
― legit new threat wrt to a norman invasion (seandalai), Saturday, 8 November 2014 01:02 (nine years ago) link
firstname/lastname/gmail/com in case that wasn't obvious
― legit new threat wrt to a norman invasion (seandalai), Saturday, 8 November 2014 01:03 (nine years ago) link
that is a pretty uncommon name
― lag∞n, Saturday, 8 November 2014 01:06 (nine years ago) link
yep
― legit new threat wrt to a norman invasion (seandalai), Saturday, 8 November 2014 01:12 (nine years ago) link