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Can we have an ilx-wide moratorium on dudes

― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Sunday, November 2, 2014 5:27 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

StanM, Sunday, 2 November 2014 18:08 (nine years ago) link

pvmic

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 04:51 (nine years ago) link

i have a hard time not saying anything when my friends call me "mama"

― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Tuesday, November 4, 2014 3:27 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wow i totally blurted that out of nowhere after literally years of not saying anything but there it is

― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Tuesday, November 4, 2014 3:28 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 20:30 (nine years ago) link

(LL: little-known and longtime mute)

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 20:30 (nine years ago) link

(until someone says "mama")

Mark G, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 09:56 (nine years ago) link

The micropenis episode was the last one I watched.

― EveningStar (Sund4r), Friday, November 7, 2014 4:30 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 7 November 2014 22:56 (nine years ago) link

I'm ballstreaming right now feels good man

― 龜, Sunday, November 9, 2014 6:07 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 10 November 2014 03:53 (nine years ago) link

um, any chance anyone has an extra meat boy key?

― Mordy, Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 20:14 (nine years ago) link

i gave a luke warm (i.e. awful) one once. i made sure she understood that's what it would be like, and she still wanted it, so *shrug*

― caek, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 21:35 (27 minutes ago)

milord z (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:04 (nine years ago) link

lollll

imago, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:09 (nine years ago) link

knowing the real context of caek's post, I must say this application of it was masterful

oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:16 (nine years ago) link

Sometimes I call myself 'BIG HOOS aka the sexdriver' in bed

― 龜, Tuesday, November 18, 2014 12:53 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 17:10 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I don't understand people.

― Tuomas, Monday, 8 December 2014 08:02 (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Monday, 8 December 2014 08:37 (nine years ago) link

four weeks pass...

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

That sounds a little like the guy who said "I'm not getting any younger and I don't see myself falling in love with you." We didn't live together so I couldn't throw it out the window but I sent it back in the mail.

― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Saturday, 3 January 2015 02:02 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 5 January 2015 18:54 (nine years ago) link

dear god.

anyways. should press print cartoons today, tomorrow or not, or have we covered this (and has ILX opinion changed since?) etc

― local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 January 2015 13:45 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Losing patience with this imbecile. Other message boards are available.

― Re-Make/Re-Model, Thursday, 8 January 2015 13:50 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

flag posted to expedite that process

― Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Thursday, 8 January 2015 13:50 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yup

― out here like a flopson (tpp), Thursday, 8 January 2015 13:50 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bife claro (wins), Thursday, 8 January 2015 16:11 (nine years ago) link

:)

a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Thursday, 8 January 2015 16:14 (nine years ago) link

oops

anal

― deliberately clunky, needlessly arty, (contenderizer), Wednesday, January 21, 2015 1:02 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Spottie, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link

was gonna pvmic that

qualx, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 23:55 (nine years ago) link

2D Armpit is deeply satisfying

― example (crüt), Friday, January 30, 2015 5:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

walid foster dulles (man alive), Friday, 30 January 2015 22:51 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

you did this on purpose, unregistered

vacuum head tree disease (imago), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:55 (nine years ago) link

j'accuse

vacuum head tree disease (imago), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:55 (nine years ago) link

just poking my head in this thread to say that I actually kinda like fucking bitches in the hood

― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Friday, March 6, 2015 11:51 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

vacuum head tree disease (imago), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:55 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/7gI1dwk.jpg

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:02 (nine years ago) link

OH SHI-

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:09 (nine years ago) link

there is a glaring lack of the mystery crow on the wh4t.cd invite thread

nakhchivan, Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:09 (nine years ago) link

I'm pretty sure wh4t.cd wasn't founded by Cypriot Turks

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:12 (nine years ago) link

but if you can provide evidence to the contrary, I might reconsider

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:12 (nine years ago) link

fyi my garga twitter account was suspended for 'aggressive following'. not sure what they meant by that because I only followed two (crow-related) accounts iirc

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:15 (nine years ago) link

the imploring crow should attend all invite request threads

nakhchivan, Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:27 (nine years ago) link

man, i just learned a lot about a lot of shit i knew nothing about by doing a search google for this image on the crow
not enough time on ilx i guess

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 7 March 2015 02:13 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

oh god whyyyyyy the anus

― Nhex, Tuesday, May 12, 2015 3:04 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

NotKnowPotato (stevie), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 14:20 (eight years ago) link

I did shed a tear when they cut off Ned's boobs, it's true
― DJP, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 21:07

Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 22:36 (eight years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Bravo sir the second thumb was unexpected and delightful

― juice college (agent hibachi), Wednesday, June 17, 2015 1:30 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mad maxwell's wasteland death suite (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 17 June 2015 20:33 (eight years ago) link

hiyooo

designated hitler (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 June 2015 20:34 (eight years ago) link

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 22 June 2015 19:13 (eight years ago) link

lol ok that's pretty good

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 22 June 2015 19:16 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Staying at my mother's for a few days, commenting on a summer hat that got left in the rain "at least it got washed." "I already did wash it"

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 15:52 (eight years ago) link

xp fair enough bb

― irl lol (darraghmac), Tuesday, July 14, 2015 7:30 AM (3 hours ago)

Mordy, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 14:40 (eight years ago) link

it's open for 10 days so i still can squeeze a few more of these out first.

― Bee OK, Thursday, July 16, 2015 2:44 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is for my new ringpiece, so please only serious answers (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 July 2015 05:47 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

yr nuts frozen is an epidemic

― irl lol (darraghmac), Sunday, 2 August 2015 14:08 (1 hour ago) Permalink

pandemic, Sunday, 2 August 2015 15:24 (eight years ago) link

Really digging this Sam Smith [...]

― rack of lamb of god (WilliamC), Sunday, August 9, 2015 3:58 PM (5 hours ago)

usic ally (k3vin k.), Monday, 10 August 2015 01:23 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

I think Americans tend to say they play "free improv" -

It goes: meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow

― sarahel, Thursday, 3 December 2009 20:38 (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

westminster cerdo ring (wins), Thursday, 24 September 2015 16:31 (eight years ago) link

i have the same fantasy, cept it's Shirley Chisholm, Eleanor Roosevelt and Barbara Jordan
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, September 29, 2015 2:19 PM (6 minutes ago)

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 19:27 (eight years ago) link

four weeks pass...

"Gooood. I can feel your anus."
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, October 27, 2015 3:17 PM

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 15:20 (eight years ago) link

my brother-in-law saw the jugs and said to me later "they gotta put that shit away when they have guests over, shit's digusting"

― marcos, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 20:54 (26 minutes ago) Permalink

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 21:23 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

And Satan make me want to actually decapitate cattle.

― Doran, Sunday, November 29, 2015 11:16 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ledge, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 16:35 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

so good whiney, wish it went on longer
― flopson, Thursday, September 17, 2015

Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 January 2016 16:27 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

yeah even though drake's voice could be characterized as wispy, the super-structured guitar work kinda works in contrast to that, which I think a lot of his followers miss.

― tylerw, Wednesday, January 20, 2016 1:24 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Cornelius Pardew (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 21:27 (eight years ago) link

Oh for FUCKS sake. This is why the EU was worth burning down

― Professor Goodfeels (kingfish), Sunday, January 17, 2016 2:45 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Jute Gazte (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 January 2016 17:27 (eight years ago) link


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