thread to get over a breakup

http://www.srpublications.com/tools/drama_theater/images/renaissance_music.jpg

Aye was en Memphife a-walking.

Man up hoos & avoid romanticizing any of it

word

^^^ Crank that shit, homes

missed all this

hoos i am proud of you

keep ya head up

that was pretty o_O

"puma"?

i don't even remember what it's an acronym for, people united something america or something but they were basically butthurt hrc fans and my ex was one of them

party unity my ass

lol

u got it

-you got ridic heated when i joked that "walking in memphis" is a song about how transcendent it is to hang out with black people

― 14 karat gold steen computer wizard (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, March 17, 2009 6:27 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

^^^^^^^^ truthbomb zing and lol trifecta in excelsis

Urrrrhh I regret ranting about mah man on here, he's good people, I just needed to remind him to pick up the pace and he did, so hey :/

i regret nothing

aw :(

<4 back at u

wow never saw this thread but man, it makes me genuinely happy to see folks like roxy and HOOS get out of bad situations and move on, maybe it's cathartic because i've watched so many friends and cool people stuck in shitty relationships.

i have a friend who is on the cusp of getting married but he's told a mutual friend that he's not really feeling it anymore, but he's not backing out. : /

will never settle again. DNW

well done hoos!

Kinda awful thing, it seems like if someone goes thru enough shitty relationships they end up sorta subconciously wanting to be treated that way and having difficulty not encouraging it in partners who wanna be really nice to them.

http://vice.typepad.com/vice_magazine/2009/05/new-york-relationships-are-for-assholes.html

This thread heightens my paranoia that I'm being a bad/inconsiderate boyfriend.

all boyfriends need a little of that paranoia

It's true. I'm sure a lot of us mean well, but it's so easy to be bumbling and oblivious. At least for me it is.

Also I'm 8 brazilian miles away and I don't really know what protocol is, which is primary source for paranoia.

BIG HOOS you can see this as a below the belt insult or you can look at it as an opportunity to start a tumblr called passive aggressive tweets and get a six figgo book deal

whatevs fuck that 'friend'

uh, max otm

sounds like she's trying to guilt trip you so you won't ask for the $$

invite her over for nostalgia sex and demand the money in exchange for her clothers

loool

Hoos get yr $$$ is you can and then no mas w/her, eh?

Roxy, u killin' me, boo.

hoos i believe the relevant phrase in this situation is iirc

fuck bitches

get money

fuck money, get bitches

Major points to noodle vague for posting raving I'm raving

I don't really know big hoos the steendriver but this thread has greatly endeared him to me

ne'er encountered the phrase 'revenge fuck' before, kudos to hoos' roomie for expanding my consciousness

what about grudge fuck

nor that

neat concept mind, if i held grudges i'd be sure to consider it

also roxy your post roughly 15 upthread is priceless

it is the kind of post which is not excelsiored because everyone assumes everyone else is rushing to excelsior it

hoos, add a $500 cleaning fee to the debt she owes

that's what landlords charge, right?

^^^^^^^^

bill her via telegram and sign the telegram "friend"

call her tearfully and tell her what a mistake you made ending the relationship, and how nothing would make you happier than just getting some coffee with her and seeing her one more time, and if she doesn't even want to take you back, just seeing her that one last time would mean everything to you, blah blah blah.

then, don't go. you don't get your money back, but it would probably be worth $1000.

oh i get it... because doing that would be COLD AS ICE.

sweet.

Well,